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[MischiefSC]

Kieranator, on 15 February 2015 - 12:32 PM, said:

You are absolutely delusional, I myself have been in more than 6 games that you played, in none of them did you or your drop crew offer any kind of opposition. We have defeated you by destroying Omega, we have defeated you by farming all 48 of your mechs. To those who think NKVA ghost drop, know that all House Kurita units thirst for blood. Ghost drop worst possible scenario for warrior. Fight turrets? Would rather slit 10,000 Davion throats (like great grandfather on Kentares) than fight one turret, left behind by cowardly Davion pilots who fear the Dragon.

I drop at night and there is only NS. Lately we've seen Kurita pugs for the first time; shocked several of us, we'd seen only NS for a long time. Sometimes pugging during the day but that depends who im pugging with. It is at most six matches, if even that many. Got no issues copping to a loss, just don't see you guys much. Admittedly there are a lot of charming, well spoken people in Davion and you may have trouble telling us apart.

[Alexander Steel]

Raekwon, on 15 February 2015 - 12:48 PM, said:

Didn't your clan almost get pushed back to Botany Bay by Steiner. If it wasn't for Steiner dysfunction and an attack lane into Rasalhauge you'd have a hard time of it. I mean seriously losing to Steiner is like getting kicked in the junk by the crippled kid.

Always fun to see the guys down 77 planets acting like they have any room to feel better than the team up 60 planets. Herp Derp!

"Hey guys everybody and their brother is beating us up and taking our money! But you guys haven't won every battle... HA HA!"

I mean even Liao is taking planets from you. That's like not only getting kicked in the junk by the crippled kid, but then watching him sleep with your sister and mom at the same time.

Edited by Alexander Steel, 15 February 2015 - 01:54 PM.

[JamboJuice]

Alexander Steel, on 15 February 2015 - 01:52 PM, said:

Always fun to see the guys down 77 planets acting like they have any room to feel better than the team up 60 planets. Herp Derp!

"Hey guys everybody and their brother is beating us up and taking our money! But you guys haven't won every battle... HA HA!"

I mean even Liao is taking planets from you. That's like not only getting kicked in the junk by the crippled kid, but then watching him sleep with your sister and mom at the same time.

You must have me confused for some loyalist who actually cares, I'm just a Mercenary who posts here for delicious life sustaining hate and hilarious memes. Davion failures can only be more beneficial when PGI actually boosts c-bill rewards to something less insulting. Also you clearly have never left the Occupation zone because the constant PUG stomps and turret walks have made you complancent, anyone who underestimates the fighting skill of Liao or Kurita Loyalist units will be making their first and last mistake.

Edited by Raekwon, 15 February 2015 - 02:32 PM.

[Alexander Steel]

Kurita and Marik are great fighters. Liao, not so much. In fact Liao's best ability appears to be the ability to cry it's not fair and snuggle up with Marik and Kurita.

So you are with Davion as a Merc, but you have no loyalty to them. I guess this means as a merc you are a failure as you picked one of the worst contract options available to you. I'd feel bad if I were you. Either you or your unit's leader doesn't understand how contracts work.

Edited by Alexander Steel, 15 February 2015 - 03:07 PM.

[JamboJuice]

Alexander Steel, on 15 February 2015 - 03:02 PM, said:

Kurita and Marik are great fighters. Liao, not so much. In fact Liao's best ability appears to be the ability to cry it's not fair and snuggle up with Marik and Kurita.

So you are with Davion as a Merc, but you have no loyalty to them. I guess this means as a merc you are a failure as you picked one of the worst contract options available to you. I'd feel bad if I were you. Either you or your unit's leader doesn't understand how contracts work.

Nope, not even close. As I imagine most Merc units do we put our contracts to a vote and let our members decide, I guess we have a pretty strong Davion following given our links to the old Northwind Highlander groups from MW4 but I like the people I play with so I don't get my panties in a bunch when things don't go my way. If my loyalty really concerns you though I would prefer a contract with Kurita or FRR because of the active groups, clan attack corridors and pay but of course that would make too much sense. After all what kind of Mecenary fight for money? The very thought of it is just incomprehensible, it seems almost Merchantile...

[Alexander Steel]

I fight for money.
I got hired on as a Jade Falcon Merc! They pay well, but they had to teach me their traditions like the Clan Catcall, and the Bondsmen, which I think refer to people who use steroids and are famous for having *'s.

Edited by Alexander Steel, 15 February 2015 - 04:11 PM.

[Chef Kerensky]

Did they teach you about banging rocks and the trial of mediocrity? Dear Coordinator teaches us that these are the most important elements of clan culture

[Alexander Steel]

ChefGerstmann, on 15 February 2015 - 05:33 PM, said:

Did they teach you about banging rocks and the trial of mediocrity? Dear Coordinator teaches us that these are the most important elements of clan culture

There was some maths like the Squared Circle Equals... something.. PIE maybe?

[pbiggz]

Alexander Steel, on 15 February 2015 - 06:46 PM, said:

There was some maths like the Squared Circle Equals... something.. PIE maybe?

Did someone say maths!?

[Karl Marlow]

Alexander Steel, on 15 February 2015 - 06:46 PM, said:

There was some maths like the Squared Circle Equals... something.. PIE maybe?

I'm still trying to work out the math on Total Kutira Victory. So far I've got the equation but the answer eludes me.

√-1=x

x=odds of total Kurita Victory

[MischiefSC]

ThomasMarik, on 15 February 2015 - 11:24 PM, said:

I'm still trying to work out the math on Total Kutira Victory. So far I've got the equation but the answer eludes me.

√-1=x

x=odds of total Kurita Victory

x= i.

Kurita has never been a big fan of Real Numbers anyway. If you take the time to explain it they'd probably find it very apropos.

[Karl Marlow]

i is imaginary. You could also say the result is impossible.

[MischiefSC]

ThomasMarik, on 15 February 2015 - 11:34 PM, said:

i is imaginary. You could also say the result is impossible.

More to the point you've got to pretend i is a real number to make the equation work. 'It's not impossible, you just have to pretend that the math involved is real, then it's totally legit'.

It's the math they use to explain how they have no real need of mercs and do just fine alone, also they are focused on the Clans.

Any use of math for trolling should be eligible for extra likes.

[Chef Kerensky]

How about this math friend: 36 attackers + 36 defenders = one more planet in the wormhole closed.

[wanderer]

MischiefSC, on 14 February 2015 - 05:46 PM, said:

There was once a caste of might birdwarriors who rampaged through the Inner Sphere. Their trolling was epic, witty and relentless. You should find a quiet mountain, eat some millet and attempt to communicate with their lost spirits that you may, perhaps, have a brushing encounter with their wisdom.

That's the thing about birds. They migrate. You have to let them fly.

They'll be back after winter, perhaps. I wish them well.

Unless they poop on my paint job. Nothin' worse than excited birdwarriors and bad birdseed mixed together.

Alexander Steel, on 15 February 2015 - 01:52 PM, said:

I mean even Liao is taking planets from you. That's like not only getting kicked in the junk by the crippled kid, but then watching him sleep with your sister and mom at the same time.

Now, now. For all that we call Fedrats degenerate inbred mongrels at times, telling people the truth about their sister being their mother is not cool.

[MischiefSC]

wanderer, on 16 February 2015 - 12:23 AM, said:

That's the thing about birds. They migrate. You have to let them fly.

They'll be back after winter, perhaps. I wish them well.

Unless they poop on my paint job. Nothin' worse than excited birdwarriors and bad birdseed mixed together.



Now, now. For all that we call Fedrats degenerate inbred mongrels at times, telling people the truth about their sister being their mother is not cool.

Yes, but we *miss* the Goons. The new breed of troll that's moved in just isn't as good. WoL got a whole section of jettisoned communications made just for them. The most the new guys might give birth to is a flag for spam messages and removing your ability to like your own posts.

Goons were like a faithful remake of Star Control 2. The new guys showed up with same day DLC and require 3rd party DRM installations to verify and say that if you go really slow and do all the side missions you'll get a full 20 hours of gameplay out of it for just $69.99.

I mean it's better than nothing at all, but... oh the glory days.

[hopterque]

MischiefSC, on 16 February 2015 - 12:30 AM, said:

Yes, but we *miss* the Goons. The new breed of troll that's moved in just isn't as good. WoL got a whole section of jettisoned communications made just for them. The most the new guys might give birth to is a flag for spam messages and removing your ability to like your own posts.

Goons were like a faithful remake of Star Control 2. The new guys showed up with same day DLC and require 3rd party DRM installations to verify and say that if you go really slow and do all the side missions you'll get a full 20 hours of gameplay out of it for just $69.99.

I mean it's better than nothing at all, but... oh the glory days.

Oh, word?

[MischiefSC]

hopterque, on 16 February 2015 - 12:40 AM, said:

Oh, word?

So, uh...

You gonna like that yourself or wait for a clan mate to get on the forums?

Edited by MischiefSC, 16 February 2015 - 12:42 AM.

[Scoops Kerensky]

That might be the shortest and most legible post I've ever seen you write, Mischief.

[hopterque]

It's so short but he still managed to make it not actually make much sense.