Clan Davion
#1
Posted 09 March 2015 - 12:32 AM
As anyone familiar with Kerensky's legacy is aware, all clans have a totem animal, whether it be something from holy Terra, or a more exotic creature found on one of the many worlds settled during the Exodus. For Clan Davion, our totem animal is the majestic Hanse.
Such a powerful, virile creature as our totem of course inspires us to greater heights. Where other Clans and Houses of the Inner Sphere are concerned with taking Terra, becoming Star Lord, etc. we keep our purpose firmly locked in; to rule the Inner Sphere through the awesomeness of our mighty Davion loins.
As anyone can tell you, a Clan Davion member has two things that separate us from the other factions; our dedication to packing LRMs on mechs in CW and our amazing virility. Whether the daughters or grand-daughters of Inner Sphere royalty, Clan Davion members have proven thoroughly dedicated to introducing them to the wonders of Davion manhood. The Inner Sphere and Star League won't be reunited by fighting like technologically advanced cavemen; it will be reunited by impregnating the women of the other royal houses and inseminating them with our powerful beliefs.
#3
Posted 09 March 2015 - 01:20 AM
#5
Posted 09 March 2015 - 02:12 AM
Ultra-Laser, on 09 March 2015 - 01:40 AM, said:
Lol that's rich.
Outside of NS and 228 do you even have anyone who fights on the clan border? **** son, you guys needed to recruit outsiders to defend your own home-world and even that was a near fought thing.
#6
Posted 09 March 2015 - 02:32 AM
#7
Posted 09 March 2015 - 04:02 AM
HlynkaCG, on 09 March 2015 - 02:12 AM, said:
Outside of NS and 228 do you even have anyone who fights on the clan border? **** son, you guys needed to recruit outsiders to defend your own home-world and even that was a near fought thing.
Hmm NKVA, Arkab, 9SD, 6RNT, the list continues ....
Kid, you need to drop against us more so you can see just how many of our units tear your clan apart. But I digress as Clan Davion always plays with blinders on.
Edited by Novawrecker, 09 March 2015 - 04:05 AM.
#8
Posted 10 March 2015 - 11:25 AM
#10
Posted 10 March 2015 - 12:12 PM
ccrider, on 10 March 2015 - 11:25 AM, said:
When Clan Davion was beating Liao at the start of CW I made a similar request to a few of the Davion constantly trolling on the Liao forums. I was called childish names and the trolling continued. I mean, sure, all those Rats have gone into hiding now, but it was annoying then.
So, no. You are going to continue to get what you guys dished out at the beginning. Maybe, in time, you will all learn your lesson.
Edited by Maxwell Albritten, 10 March 2015 - 12:12 PM.
#11
Posted 10 March 2015 - 12:13 PM
#12
Posted 10 March 2015 - 12:17 PM
#14
Posted 10 March 2015 - 12:27 PM
stratagos, on 09 March 2015 - 02:32 AM, said:
Catherine is really the only sociopath of the lot. I mean she kills her mom, tries to kill her brother, and kills her brother's girlfriend out of spite. She then ends up making a vat born kid who is half her dna half her brother's who ends up taking over Clan Wolf. So... actually when you think of it she ends up the most successful of Hanse's kids.
#15
Posted 10 March 2015 - 06:03 PM
#16
Posted 10 March 2015 - 06:18 PM
#17
Posted 10 March 2015 - 06:21 PM
#18
Posted 10 March 2015 - 07:16 PM
That said, one of the things I like about the NKVA is that they embrace the ugly parts of their Clan's culture.
#19
Posted 10 March 2015 - 07:23 PM
(I mean seriously, I bet any of us could pull out pictures of how great a team we play for and how rubbish everyone else is. I have one that shows an NKVA player as the only one to lose all of his 'Mechs in a mixed IS CommWar drop against a Clan team but it's just not that funny)
#20
Posted 10 March 2015 - 07:51 PM
xX PUG Xx, on 10 March 2015 - 07:23 PM, said:
(I mean seriously, I bet any of us could pull out pictures of how great a team we play for and how rubbish everyone else is. I have one that shows an NKVA player as the only one to lose all of his 'Mechs in a mixed IS CommWar drop against a Clan team but it's just not that funny)
Have a lot of screenshots of bad Davion players losing matches over and over again, and likewise, not that funny. Only sad.
Ha ha.
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