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[FearNotDeath]

It was Merc star from the grassy knoll.

[Big Tin Man]

Some say they installed window shutters on their atlas so it could wink, and they once attempted to create an Ebon Jaguar by 'mating' a nova and timber wolf.

[QueenBlade]

I overheard that Rex uses a cheat program to make himself appear better since he is the leader of -MS- and has to maintain the image that he is the best.

Way to go -MS-, forcing your unit lead to use cheats in order to keep ahead of the rest of you.

[Crockdaddy]

QueenBlade, on 12 June 2015 - 11:27 AM, said:

I overheard that Rex uses a cheat program to make himself appear better since he is the leader of -MS- and has to maintain the image that he is the best.

Way to go -MS-, forcing your unit lead to use cheats in order to keep ahead of the rest of you.

I heard Rex sacrificed 3 nice apologizing Canadiens each day to use dark magic to find said undetectable cheat program and to maintain its effectiveness.

[Xavier]

Big Tin Man, on 12 June 2015 - 10:57 AM, said:

Some say they installed window shutters on their atlas so it could wink, and they once attempted to create an Ebon Jaguar by 'mating' a nova and timber wolf.

I heard they captured the mating sequence on camera....

[Aethelred Kell]

Crockdaddy, on 12 June 2015 - 11:45 AM, said:

I heard Rex sacrificed 3 nice apologizing Canadiens each day to use dark magic to find said undetectable cheat program and to maintain its effectiveness.

It's 3 Canadian's per weekday. On the weekend it requires 3 Virgin's and a postapocalyptic homicidal maniac.

[Kin3ticX]

QueenBlade, on 12 June 2015 - 11:27 AM, said:

I overheard that Rex uses a cheat program to make himself appear better since he is the leader of -MS- and has to maintain the image that he is the best.

Way to go -MS-, forcing your unit lead to use cheats in order to keep ahead of the rest of you.

FRR Hub. All the theories about Tony ran wild after we scrimmed them. Apparently I was incognito as "Kin3ticX". Some of the funniest **** I heard in a while.

[DeathlyEyes]

Some say MercStar managed to activate the Nos tanks in the Direwolf to get it moving at a blistering 55.6 kph.

[T0rmented]

Mercstar mechs are fuelled by puppies!

[Xavier]

T0rmented, on 14 June 2015 - 07:00 AM, said:

Mercstar mechs are fuelled by puppies!

I heard we switched to kittens because it was more environmentally freindly

[Crockdaddy]

I heard the new dropzone changes were a trick by the -MS- governmental forces to get all pugs to crowd into one single location for easier tagging and identification before processing.

[Armando]

Xavier, on 17 June 2015 - 12:55 PM, said:

I heard we switched to kittens because it was more environmentally freindly

I heard MS mechs used to be fueled by the salt from PUG tears but due to the toxicity of the exhaust switched to puppies (which reduced exhaust toxicity) and are finally now fueled by kittens (lowest exhaust toxicity).

I also heard MS is making a new mech never seen before that replaces kittens with baby seals...they will call this new mech "The Clubber"

Edited by Armando, 18 June 2015 - 07:43 AM.

[Barkem Squirrel]

-MS- is coming to our faction, well there goes the neighborhood.

[Armando]

Barkem Squirrel, on 18 June 2015 - 07:52 AM, said:

-MS- is coming to our faction, well there goes the neighborhood.

To be fair, when the neighborhood is already filled with crack houses to the point that people who live in the "projects" avoid it...it was already GONE. /wink
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Oh, this is the worst-looking neighborhood I ever saw. What, you live in a neighborhood like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? - Oh, it looks good on you though.

Edited by Armando, 18 June 2015 - 09:32 AM.

[Barkem Squirrel]

Armando, on 18 June 2015 - 09:26 AM, said:

To be fair, when the neighborhood is already filled with crack houses to the point that people who live in the "projects" avoid it...it was already GONE. /wink
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Oh, this is the worst-looking neighborhood I ever saw. What, you live in a neighborhood like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? - Oh, it looks good on you though.

No I talk to my Chief and he takes care of it. It is nice to be able to sign the police pay checks.

[Armando]

Barkem Squirrel, on 18 June 2015 - 10:03 AM, said:

No I talk to my Chief and he takes care of it. It is nice to be able to sign the police pay checks.

Always good to have "Kick" and his brother "Back" on your team. LoL :-)

[Ihasa]

Awesome stuff. What a way to stay "updated" while my rig is being repaired/replaced. Sneak peeks from work don't quite cut it.

Cheers

[Sazabi Steppenwulfe]

Goons 4.0 minus the fan base. i swear, hipster millennials ruin gaming

[Armando]

clownwarlord, on 28 May 2015 - 11:57 PM, said:

I heard it is all a sham ... they do not work for C-Bills they work for cookies.

I can confirm that I in it for the cookies.

[crustydog]

The O in Occult signifies the hidden aspect of the nature of certain cult societies. I'm not saying publicly anything about the things I have seen and heard at Mercstar. However, we old guys have a time tested saying of our own... and that is "Where there is smoke there is fire."

I have come here today to say openly to one and all, what with all of this talk of sacrificed Canadians, and given the ease of which I was invited into the Mercstar inner sanctums... I am saying now there is absolutely no truth that as a Canadian I have entered into a plan to move to San Diego in order to marry a certain young officer, (thus exploiting a recent US Supreme Court decision,) and thereby become an American citizen, solely for the purpose of removing my Canada tag from the Mercstar server.

I flat out deny this totally unfounded accusation, and I feel that I must also say that anyone who could even think up such a devious and morally questionable plan of action is probably a very dangerous person indeed.

Furthermore, and for the record, just because I and this certain young American happened to leave MWO for a six week summer hiatus on exactly the same day, and then just so happened to return on exactly the same evening, does not mean anything at all more than a purely coincidental happenstance, and absolutely nothing whatsoever should be read into that. There is nothing to see here.

For me, Mercstar has always been happy time with milk and cookies for all.

Edited by crustydog, 26 June 2015 - 04:28 PM.