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[White Bear 84]

MS are just a front...

[Xavier]

We love it guys keep it coming, you have on more than one occasion made me spit my drink out of my mouth in laughter!!!

[Armored Yokai]

You guys are easy opponents
which is in fact true because we just have to play smart in order to avoid your picky Hurrbringers and simplewolves
that boat medium type weaponry and gauss which really isn't hard to handle at very close range.

[CainenEX]

Armored Yokai, on 30 May 2015 - 02:17 PM, said:

You guys are easy opponents
which is in fact true because we just have to play smart in order to avoid your picky Hurrbringers and simplewolves
that boat medium type weaponry and gauss which really isn't hard to handle at very close range.

Is this supposed to be funny? Maybe I missed the joke...

Wait let me try:
Do you want MS to kill you? Because this is how you get MS to kill you!

Better?

Edited by CainenEX, 30 May 2015 - 02:35 PM.

[Armored Yokai]

CainenEX, on 30 May 2015 - 02:33 PM, said:

Is this supposed to be funny? Maybe I missed the joke...

Wait let me try:
Do you want MS to kill you? Because this is how you get MS to kill you!

Better?

Edited by Armored Yokai, 30 May 2015 - 03:00 PM.

[Krivvan]

Vellron2005, on 27 May 2015 - 01:35 AM, said:

Most of the stuff I'v heard about MercStar is that they are the best, (wich was sort of proven during the battle of Tukayyid) and that they cheat.. wich is not proven.

I hope they do not cheat, but a few times when I dropped against them.. well... it felt fishy. Unusual headshots, one shot kills, damage and kills that didn't quite add up..

But nooo.. Mercstar does not cheat... and the game never crashes becouse the code is perfect.. bad routers all around. :-)

Most (all?) Mercstar players don't play nearly well enough to suspect cheats.

And the Battle of Tukkayid stats show that they didn't have the highest win %, simply the most people to throw into the event.

[MarineTech]

I just head that Mercstar is being bankrolled by a secret shadow cabal made up of Nelson Rockefellar, George Souros, and Colonel Harlan Sandars, for the purposes of taking over the world.

Where'd I leave my tinfoil?

[Clownwarlord]

I heard MS farted as a group and that was the cause of the big bang.

[Clownwarlord]

MS is mechwarrior version of the Borg ...

[Novawrecker]

MarineTech, on 31 May 2015 - 03:13 AM, said:

I just head that Mercstar is being bankrolled by a secret shadow cabal made up of Nelson Rockefellar, George Souros, and Colonel Harlan Sandars, for the purposes of taking over the world.

Where'd I leave my tinfoil?

You forgot Blake. He's in on this madness too

[AcePaul]

I heard that MercStar is going to pay Harmony Gold for rights to all the Unseen mechs.

[Sam Slade]

I heard they were like a retirement home for Counterstrike LAN 'Pros' with Parkinsons...

[Toblun]

I heard that to qualify for MS you need a dropdeck with only golden mechs

[Mark of Caine]

Some say ... their LBX autocannons shoot confetti, and that their torso twist speed relies heavily on how hard they spank their Surat monkey.

All we know is, they're called Mercstar!

[MarineTech]

Hey... I just heard that it was a crack team from MercStar that acted as the second gunman on the grassy knoll. They probably used dual guass for the hit.

Edited by MarineTech, 03 June 2015 - 02:02 PM.

[LORD ORION]

MS minions are under the secret influence of lowtax, and are thus clandestine goons.

The inner circle gets their Death Star achievements and high scores by dropping against alt bot accounts, so PGI is not suspicious of their "skills" when they enable their h4x against real opponents.

This is all true

[Xavier]

I heard that there are spies among us....and that they reported back we are a bunch of goofs...true story.

[Xavier]

oh yeah and the ladies love us....

[DaFrog]

Dropped with MS yesterday. No disrespectful comments, no bullying, and a different TS.
I am confused...

[Xavier]

I know right its like we were possessed by angels or something like that.....oh wait do angels even posses people???