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[Inkarnus]

i heared you love cute things!

[Czarr]

That guitar guy from the Mad Max flim rolls with MS, he is on top of their mechs shredding his guitar

[Ihasa]

crustydog, on 19 December 2015 - 04:45 AM, said:

Further investigation has revealed that along with the Maple Syrup, the sale of Pure Virgin Olive Oil is also artificially restricted for sale in Canada, a process that in effect drives up the price by a factor of 10 or more. For more than a millennium Canadians have been wondering why is it that olive oil is so damned expensive?

Beer poured forth from my nose right about here.......

Edited by Ihasa, 28 December 2015 - 01:29 AM.

[Khereg]

I heard -MS- is intentionally beating back clans with IS mechs to get the tonnage disparity dropped and allow the clans to push back to Terra at 2x the rate of Beta 2.

[Leggin Ho]

Nah, they are just using what the IS has been handed.....lol

Edited by Leggin Ho, 28 December 2015 - 08:14 AM.

[LeeNTien]

According to the in-game economics (don't ask) specialist Andr...[name hidden to protect identity] MS "implants people into other Units and then manipulates drops" to get wins.

Stay tuned for more scandalous reveals!

Edited by LeeNTien, 28 December 2015 - 02:57 PM.

[Daedalus7]

I heard the Boogieman is afraid of MercStar hiding in his closet

[Hydrocarbon]

I really don't have any rumors, just some random facts...


The rumor is they once brought 13 members to one side in CW. In fact the only attempts thus far have been to get a 13th enemy for more farming.

They did manage 9 MPL's on their Thunderbolts when they first took a vacation in the Inner Sphere. They agree'd to help PGI fix the bug in exchange for a boxing deal for their special tea.

After the MPL's were fixed they managed 6x ERML on a Jenner, specifically the JR7-F...

Mercstar HAS been infiltrated by spies, but all have gone silent because seal clubbing pays better.

The rumor that MS uses pug tears in their mech coolant is just silly. It was deemed too corrosive and now it's used for soup due to the salt embargo of 3050.

MS can fit 86 tons of ammo on their BLR & STK lurm boats, but they sit collecting dust because of a gentleman's agreement with Steam.

MS proved CLAMZ OP just so their vacation in IS would be easier.

MS plans to tag 1,931 planets...

MS can initiate an attack DURING cease fire, but it's pointless since other units cannot.

MS actually CAN kill dropships, but they don't since they give no c-bills.

The red paint on MS mechs actually isn't paint.




FYI Mercstar was originally formed from by a few independent whaling boat crews & polar bear hunters. I think you can guess why they transitioned to MWO...

[Khereg]

GaiDaigoji, on 07 December 2015 - 06:30 PM, said:

I wonder if MercStar could win as IS.

I heard MercStar is currently winning as IS.

[MischiefSC]

I heard that the vast majority of MS doesn't really give a ****, they just log in, get on TS and drop with some friends.

All blissfully unaware that MS is actually a large olive oil laundering scheme.

Ironic because the mafia manipulating olive oil prices in Sicily is an actual big deal and people get killed over it. MS.... are they the MWO mafia?!?

Edited by MischiefSC, 29 December 2015 - 03:00 PM.

[crustydog]

We placed several calls to MS asking for an official statement in regards to the olive oil\ maple syrup investigation, but as of this writing we have received no return calls from MS. We did receive some sort of statement from the FRR, but it was only that Mech The Dane was "on vacation..." and would probably get back to us later on.

Meanwhile, we have also verified that pug tears can be safely stored in glass bottles - and apparently these will be on sale in the Mercstar store shortly, because apparently they have thousands of gallons of the stuff lying around back at the HQ.

[Hydrocarbon]

New rumor - MS kills the server when they face another 12-man in CW.

[Joey Tankblaster]

Another rumor. MS shits their pants cause Russ is doing something against Mercs.

[MischiefSC]

Here's another rumor -

MS threatens to cancel preorders to make PGI do what they want.

[Ihasa]

MischiefSC, on 31 December 2015 - 01:46 AM, said:

Here's another rumor -

MS threatens to cancel preorders to make PGI do what they want.

400+ pre order cancels is pretty severe. I mean, think about it. Through all the shizzlestorms this game has been through with waves and waves and waves of people yelling "NOPE Cancel!" PGI noted at one shizzlestorm that the number was less than 100. that's peanuts compared to 400+.

Make no mistake, one thing MercStar has down pat is unity.

[Kin3ticX]

Joey Tankblaster, on 31 December 2015 - 01:45 AM, said:

Another rumor. MS shits their pants cause Russ is doing something against Mercs.

Well if its not fun to be Mercstar anymore then I'll just change our unit to SteinerFRRKuritaMarikLiaoDavionJadeWolfBearJaguarStar and problem fixed

[Armando]

Ihasa, on 31 December 2015 - 05:02 PM, said:

400+ pre order cancels is pretty severe. I mean, think about it. Through all the shizzlestorms this game has been through with waves and waves and waves of people yelling "NOPE Cancel!" PGI noted at one shizzlestorm that the number was less than 100. that's peanuts compared to 400+.

Make no mistake, one thing MercStar has down pat is unity.

I can't speak for the other 399+ [-MS-], but I dropped coin on 3 packages in December to the tune of $150+ not including MC purchased. T-Rex says close the wallet, my wallet will not complain.

[Peter2k]

Joey Tankblaster, on 31 December 2015 - 01:45 AM, said:

Another rumor. MS shits their pants cause Russ is doing something against Mercs.

MS works like the FRR hub for CW drops
Some individuals from different units drop together, only MS takes it a step further and shares one tag amongst them all
Not sure what they could do to make people stop playing with each other if they're rally want to

[Peter2k]

Armando, on 01 January 2016 - 01:56 AM, said:

I can't speak for the other 399+ [-MS-], but I dropped coin on 3 packages in December to the tune of $150+ not including MC purchased. T-Rex says close the wallet, my wallet will not complain.

If command says so, I'll follow lead

[Crockdaddy]

I heard -MS- was created to fill the forum void which an absent NKVA has created. Both units reviled in their own special way here on the MWO forums, -MS- I salute you!

Scoops I miss you!!