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#841 Tom Sawyer

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Posted 12 May 2016 - 03:27 AM

I heard Russ loves MS so much that when the crates start dropping they will be the only unit to be allowed to use the care bear claws to tear them open.

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Posted 12 May 2016 - 03:43 AM

I heard that MS-R is short for MercStar Royalty and there is another even more exclusive MS unit named xMSx that short for Xtrem Merc Star Xylophones.Posted Image

#843 Ikre

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Posted 12 May 2016 - 07:22 AM

I heard MS doesn't care about enemy long toms, back team dmg is always higher than that anyways.

Rummor says puny skitters hate MS, all they do is hide and complain during match but they r quite satisfied bc they can actually have a match.

MS introduced a new reward to the most sneaky kill stealer bas***d its called NEMO.




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Edited by Ikre, 12 May 2016 - 07:26 AM.


#844 Ikre

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Posted 12 May 2016 - 07:25 AM

Rumor says MS is all about teenagers with hairy hands, when u come to age your are banned and go play solitaire.

#845 Hydrocarbon

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Posted 12 May 2016 - 07:55 AM

I heard a rumor that Mercstar actually controls & launches all Long Toms. I heard the endless supply of fuel is actually because they operate on player tears (both Tommy & MS).


I heard a rumor that Ghost Bear will become the dominant faction next week when Mercstar starts running 8-man XL600 Kodiak teams in their scouting missions. (re-read & let that sink in)


I heard Mercstar figured a way to not only keep their previous IS mechs quirks, but increase them. That's why their LPL Bmasters and Hoppers are outranging clan ERLL's.


I heard that an MS streamer was brutally honest with a n00b (made him cry), and the n00b liked it.


I heard MS found a way to apply all damage to the opposite side of enemy mechs (hit rear armor). I've heard them calling for "reach arounds" but I don't think it was the same thing...


I heard when someone reports a MS player, PGI's support team responds by printing it & putting it on the company refrigerator. And that it never has enough free space.


I heard MS convinced PGI to offer them (exclusively) a P2W/microtransaction option, spending a low price of 15MC to reinforce their dropships. They will now have Overlords that hover over the generators, be it friendly or enemy.




In any case, stay classy MercStar.

#846 Hydrocarbon

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Posted 12 May 2016 - 08:02 AM

One more, I heard to join MS you must first do the Truffle Shuffle.


Rare video of Kin3tix joining MS:

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#847 Hydrocarbon

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Posted 12 May 2016 - 09:54 AM

Enough rumors, I have proof MS cheats!



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Posted 12 May 2016 - 11:28 AM

I cannot wait till we go Marik and become great!

#849 Kin3ticX

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Posted 12 May 2016 - 12:17 PM

View Postfbj, on 12 May 2016 - 11:28 AM, said:

I cannot wait till we go Marik and become great!


Make Marik Great Again!



or we can go Jade Falcon and nerd RP "You Dare Refuse My Batchall?" non stop until we drop


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Edited by Kin3ticX, 12 May 2016 - 12:20 PM.


#850 MischiefSC

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Posted 12 May 2016 - 12:25 PM

Push Marik to a Kurita border and leave. I heard that works well.

#851 Volts

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Posted 12 May 2016 - 01:55 PM

View PostMischiefSC, on 12 May 2016 - 12:25 PM, said:

Push Marik to a Kurita border and leave. I heard that works well.


Not sure we could stand up to that many LRM's

#852 windermere

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 08:29 AM

View PostHydrocarbon, on 12 May 2016 - 08:02 AM, said:

One more, I heard to join MS you must first do the Truffle Shuffle.


Rare video of Kin3tix joining MS:

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Hey Hydrocarbon, SROT missed you....

#853 Hydrocarbon

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Posted 13 May 2016 - 08:58 AM

View PostRushin Roulette, on 11 May 2016 - 04:23 AM, said:

I heard they are forcing everyone to use their software for operating systems


I heard MS isn't an operating system or a virus, it's more like a cancer.


View Postwindermere, on 13 May 2016 - 08:29 AM, said:

Hey Hydrocarbon, SROT missed you....


I wish I could be in 4 places at once! >_< Actually, I have an idea about that. My "admiral" account is all IS...

#854 crustydog

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 10:18 AM

I heard a rumor that after four days with no new rumors, MS may finally be out of rumors.

I suspect the Davions have something nefarious to do with this!

Is it possible the Davions have somehow stolen our rumors?

We checked the storerooms at MS headquarters - all of the storeroom locks appear to be intact, but the guy with the keys is nowhere to be found.

Well played Davions, well played.

#855 MischiefSC

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 12:50 PM

View Postcrustydog, on 17 May 2016 - 10:18 AM, said:

I heard a rumor that after four days with no new rumors, MS may finally be out of rumors.

I suspect the Davions have something nefarious to do with this!

Is it possible the Davions have somehow stolen our rumors?

We checked the storerooms at MS headquarters - all of the storeroom locks appear to be intact, but the guy with the keys is nowhere to be found.

Well played Davions, well played.


No, we're just so drama free that after a week in Davion you're just not as overly dramatic as you were, hence no rumors.

#856 crustydog

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 03:58 PM

Oh come on MischiefSC!!!

Overly Dramatic? Overly Dramatic?

With a name like that you just expect me to believe it's all beaches and martini's on the Davion Front?

We should have known all along that the contract money was just too good to be true.

I'm not buying it for one minute. What did you guys do with our man?

And who is this beautiful Tikonov Girl Natasha? Yes, we know about her as well. Strange, isn't it, that this girl didn't seem to even exist before a couple of weeks ago.

Expect us to believe this is legit? He's too ugly to get a girl like that. Why do you think we put him in the basement in the first place?

You know, we also called around for a local Davion locksmith to come over and make a new set of keys, but they all claimed to be unavailable, on summer holidays, or some such. Sure, right, whatever.

Very funny.

In the end, we were forced to return all the way to Green Bird territory, just to find a working locksmith.

Rest assured that no expense will be spared to ensure Mercstar Rumors will continue to publish.

Edited by crustydog, 17 May 2016 - 04:08 PM.


#857 MischiefSC

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 05:25 PM

View Postcrustydog, on 17 May 2016 - 03:58 PM, said:

Oh come on MischiefSC!!!

Overly Dramatic? Overly Dramatic?

With a name like that you just expect me to believe it's all beaches and martini's on the Davion Front?

We should have known all along that the contract money was just too good to be true.

I'm not buying it for one minute. What did you guys do with our man?

And who is this beautiful Tikonov Girl Natasha? Yes, we know about her as well. Strange, isn't it, that this girl didn't seem to even exist before a couple of weeks ago.

Expect us to believe this is legit? He's too ugly to get a girl like that. Why do you think we put him in the basement in the first place?

You know, we also called around for a local Davion locksmith to come over and make a new set of keys, but they all claimed to be unavailable, on summer holidays, or some such. Sure, right, whatever.

Very funny.

In the end, we were forced to return all the way to Green Bird territory, just to find a working locksmith.

Rest assured that no expense will be spared to ensure Mercstar Rumors will continue to publish.


See now you're just talking crazy talk. Locksmiths are an honored traditional profession in the Federated Suns, we've been locking strangers up in basements and replacing them with controllable clones for generations. They have a great union and so Locksmiths have a lot of holidays.

You seem concerned. Why don't you swing by Davion TS, relax in the ball pit and tell me all about it.

My assistant Natasha will mix you a drink. It'll be great.

Bring CCRider along, been wanting to talk to him too.

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 07:48 PM

Rumour has it that -MS- have petitioned Russ on twitter to crown Long Dong the new First Lord of the reborn star league.

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Posted 18 May 2016 - 04:36 AM

Following the release of the Kodiak all MS pilots now have the following ultimate Mech in their decks:

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#860 Hydrocarbon

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Posted 18 May 2016 - 06:55 AM

I heard not all MS players purchased the Kodiak. I also heard those same people were pulled into private lobbies to face a mock firing squad and promptly KICKED from the unit...





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