

Mercstar Rumors?
#841
Posted 12 May 2016 - 03:27 AM
#842
Posted 12 May 2016 - 03:43 AM

#843
Posted 12 May 2016 - 07:22 AM
Rummor says puny skitters hate MS, all they do is hide and complain during match but they r quite satisfied bc they can actually have a match.
MS introduced a new reward to the most sneaky kill stealer bas***d its called NEMO.
Marc
MS-Ret**d (not royalty, bc they touch us inappropriately, and we like it...)
Edited by Ikre, 12 May 2016 - 07:26 AM.
#844
Posted 12 May 2016 - 07:25 AM
#845
Posted 12 May 2016 - 07:55 AM
I heard a rumor that Ghost Bear will become the dominant faction next week when Mercstar starts running 8-man XL600 Kodiak teams in their scouting missions. (re-read & let that sink in)
I heard Mercstar figured a way to not only keep their previous IS mechs quirks, but increase them. That's why their LPL Bmasters and Hoppers are outranging clan ERLL's.
I heard that an MS streamer was brutally honest with a n00b (made him cry), and the n00b liked it.
I heard MS found a way to apply all damage to the opposite side of enemy mechs (hit rear armor). I've heard them calling for "reach arounds" but I don't think it was the same thing...
I heard when someone reports a MS player, PGI's support team responds by printing it & putting it on the company refrigerator. And that it never has enough free space.
I heard MS convinced PGI to offer them (exclusively) a P2W/microtransaction option, spending a low price of 15MC to reinforce their dropships. They will now have Overlords that hover over the generators, be it friendly or enemy.
In any case, stay classy MercStar.
#846
Posted 12 May 2016 - 08:02 AM
Rare video of Kin3tix joining MS:

#847
Posted 12 May 2016 - 09:54 AM
#848
Posted 12 May 2016 - 11:28 AM
#849
Posted 12 May 2016 - 12:17 PM
fbj, on 12 May 2016 - 11:28 AM, said:
Make Marik Great Again!
or we can go Jade Falcon and nerd RP "You Dare Refuse My Batchall?" non stop until we drop
This is the hardest part about being genetically superior to free-birth sapiens

Edited by Kin3ticX, 12 May 2016 - 12:20 PM.
#850
Posted 12 May 2016 - 12:25 PM
#853
Posted 13 May 2016 - 08:58 AM
Rushin Roulette, on 11 May 2016 - 04:23 AM, said:
I heard MS isn't an operating system or a virus, it's more like a cancer.
windermere, on 13 May 2016 - 08:29 AM, said:
I wish I could be in 4 places at once! >_< Actually, I have an idea about that. My "admiral" account is all IS...
#854
Posted 17 May 2016 - 10:18 AM
I suspect the Davions have something nefarious to do with this!
Is it possible the Davions have somehow stolen our rumors?
We checked the storerooms at MS headquarters - all of the storeroom locks appear to be intact, but the guy with the keys is nowhere to be found.
Well played Davions, well played.
#855
Posted 17 May 2016 - 12:50 PM
crustydog, on 17 May 2016 - 10:18 AM, said:
I suspect the Davions have something nefarious to do with this!
Is it possible the Davions have somehow stolen our rumors?
We checked the storerooms at MS headquarters - all of the storeroom locks appear to be intact, but the guy with the keys is nowhere to be found.
Well played Davions, well played.
No, we're just so drama free that after a week in Davion you're just not as overly dramatic as you were, hence no rumors.
#856
Posted 17 May 2016 - 03:58 PM
Overly Dramatic? Overly Dramatic?
With a name like that you just expect me to believe it's all beaches and martini's on the Davion Front?
We should have known all along that the contract money was just too good to be true.
I'm not buying it for one minute. What did you guys do with our man?
And who is this beautiful Tikonov Girl Natasha? Yes, we know about her as well. Strange, isn't it, that this girl didn't seem to even exist before a couple of weeks ago.
Expect us to believe this is legit? He's too ugly to get a girl like that. Why do you think we put him in the basement in the first place?
You know, we also called around for a local Davion locksmith to come over and make a new set of keys, but they all claimed to be unavailable, on summer holidays, or some such. Sure, right, whatever.
Very funny.
In the end, we were forced to return all the way to Green Bird territory, just to find a working locksmith.
Rest assured that no expense will be spared to ensure Mercstar Rumors will continue to publish.
Edited by crustydog, 17 May 2016 - 04:08 PM.
#857
Posted 17 May 2016 - 05:25 PM
crustydog, on 17 May 2016 - 03:58 PM, said:
Overly Dramatic? Overly Dramatic?
With a name like that you just expect me to believe it's all beaches and martini's on the Davion Front?
We should have known all along that the contract money was just too good to be true.
I'm not buying it for one minute. What did you guys do with our man?
And who is this beautiful Tikonov Girl Natasha? Yes, we know about her as well. Strange, isn't it, that this girl didn't seem to even exist before a couple of weeks ago.
Expect us to believe this is legit? He's too ugly to get a girl like that. Why do you think we put him in the basement in the first place?
You know, we also called around for a local Davion locksmith to come over and make a new set of keys, but they all claimed to be unavailable, on summer holidays, or some such. Sure, right, whatever.
Very funny.
In the end, we were forced to return all the way to Green Bird territory, just to find a working locksmith.
Rest assured that no expense will be spared to ensure Mercstar Rumors will continue to publish.
See now you're just talking crazy talk. Locksmiths are an honored traditional profession in the Federated Suns, we've been locking strangers up in basements and replacing them with controllable clones for generations. They have a great union and so Locksmiths have a lot of holidays.
You seem concerned. Why don't you swing by Davion TS, relax in the ball pit and tell me all about it.
My assistant Natasha will mix you a drink. It'll be great.
Bring CCRider along, been wanting to talk to him too.
#858
Posted 17 May 2016 - 07:48 PM
#859
Posted 18 May 2016 - 04:36 AM

#860
Posted 18 May 2016 - 06:55 AM
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