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[MaxFool]

I heard a rumor that it's becoming increasingly harder to come up with hear new and original rumors.

Edited by MaxFool, 29 April 2016 - 05:19 AM.

[Stahlherz]

I heard the officers of MS are lizardmen in disguise.

[MaxFool]

Stahlherz, on 29 April 2016 - 05:13 AM, said:

I heard the officers of MS are lizardmen in disguise.

No, it's MS-R who are lizardmen disguised as men, -R comes from -Reptilian. MS, however, are men disguised as lizards.

[Crockdaddy]

I heard a rumor -MS- wants NKVA back in the forums again to make life and the game more interesting.

[crustydog]

Starbomber109, on 29 April 2016 - 01:46 AM, said:

I heard that every member of merc star has access to a super secret "build database" and they have setup mechbays so they can swap dropdecks on the fly depending on planet zone(map), IS or Clan, opponent and game mode.

So, there is a rumor that a certain old dog from MS can get you access to that "super secret" database for, say, $20?

Hey guys, come on now, $20 is $20.

[Xavier]

I heard that MS finally got SJ pilots to show up and push the offensive......and that SJ pilots are magically coming out of the woodwork now!

[crustydog]

I heard that MS has figured out the only weakness of the Black Knight battlemech is the pilot's eventual need for sleep.

MS, not actually being human, has no need of sleep.

[O F F - W H I T E]

MS 12 man drops are the Long Toms of MWO.

Long Toms drop enemies like flies, so does MS.
Long Toms hit friendly targets, so does MS. Especially in the back.

Here's a Hans Davion potato, because MS.

[gloowa]

Ninja Chop, on 01 May 2016 - 07:58 AM, said:

OMG! SO LEWD! SO HAWT!

[Groutknoll]

I hear that ms has too many FP drops and has been given a -4billion cbill penalty to contract rewards for FP merc unit leaderboard but ms has earned 1bill of that back

[Khereg]

I heard -MS- and NS had two insanely close matches back to back last night and everyone had fun and no one was salty.

Unpossible. THE SALT MUST FLOW.

[MischiefSC]

Khereg, on 06 May 2016 - 02:10 PM, said:

I heard -MS- and NS had two insanely close matches back to back last night and everyone had fun and no one was salty.

Unpossible. THE SALT MUST FLOW.

I heard you both used so many hax neither team left their drop zone and it ended 46 to 48. So many hax neither could report the other for fear of mass banning.

I also heard that Russ was actually watching, counting how many mechs were bought with real money and touching himself.

[Khereg]

MischiefSC, on 06 May 2016 - 02:48 PM, said:

I heard you both used so many hax neither team left their drop zone and it ended 46 to 48. So many hax neither could report the other for fear of mass banning.

I also heard that Russ was actually watching, counting how many mechs were bought with real money and touching himself.

All true.

[Ihasa]

MischiefSC, on 06 May 2016 - 02:48 PM, said:

I heard you both used so many hax neither team left their drop zone and it ended 46 to 48. So many hax neither could report the other for fear of mass banning.

I also heard that Russ was actually watching, counting how many mechs were bought with real money and touching himself.

I heard the Touching Himself part of this post was most win with MS.

[ChaoticUrlond]

I hear Mercstar loses matches.

[MischiefSC]

We've been skirting away from rumors and into bitter truths lately so I figured some baseless rumor mongering and a reference to Russ self-loving over how much money we spend on pretend robbits was in order.

[Khereg]

ChaoticUrlond, on 06 May 2016 - 05:47 PM, said:

I hear Mercstar loses matches.

No facts in the rumor thread. Breach of etiquette, yo.

[ChaoticUrlond]

Khereg, on 06 May 2016 - 07:38 PM, said:

No facts in the rumor thread. Breach of etiquette, yo.

I watched the Stream when FBJ was hosting and he lost. Was sad to see.

[crustydog]

I heard a rumor that FBJ was merely demonstrating to the home audience what happens if you drop with LRM mechs but forget to bring Sader with you.

[MischiefSC]

Witchdoctor1, on 07 May 2016 - 02:08 PM, said:

I heard -MS- likes to touch little scout 'Mechs in their special places. "Show us on this Arctic Cheetah doll where the big scary MercStar guys touched you".

Pfft. On an ACH?

Anywhere you can get hitreg to actually show damage. normally at least one arm and a ST before you leg the little bugger.

THEN MS takes their time touching him in bad places.