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#781 Kin3ticX

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Posted 24 April 2016 - 12:04 AM

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Edited by Kin3ticX, 24 April 2016 - 12:48 AM.


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Posted 24 April 2016 - 01:18 AM

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.


Five is right out:)

#783 MischiefSC

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Posted 24 April 2016 - 01:54 AM

View Postcrustydog, on 24 April 2016 - 01:18 AM, said:

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.


Five is right out:)


No no, it's:

And The TOM spake, saying, "First shalt thou take 90% Intel. Then shalt thou count to two minutes, no more, no less. Two shall be the minutes thou shalt count, and the minutes of the counting shall be two. Three shalt thou not count, neither count thou one, excepting that thou then proceed to two. Four is right out. Once the minute two, being the second minute, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Long Tom of Intel Rewards towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Edited by MischiefSC, 24 April 2016 - 01:55 AM.


#784 crustydog

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Posted 24 April 2016 - 02:07 AM

The rumor is that PGI CW3 vrs Mercstar looked a lot like this:




#785 Kin3ticX

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Posted 24 April 2016 - 02:07 AM

View PostMischiefSC, on 24 April 2016 - 01:54 AM, said:


No no, it's:

And The TOM spake, saying, "First shalt thou take 90% Intel. Then shalt thou count to two minutes, no more, no less. Two shall be the minutes thou shalt count, and the minutes of the counting shall be two. Three shalt thou not count, neither count thou one, excepting that thou then proceed to two. Four is right out. Once the minute two, being the second minute, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Long Tom of Intel Rewards towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Golden Tripods of Antioch, then shalt thou count to Twenty, no more, no less. Twenty shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be Twenty. Twenty-one shalt thou not count, neither count thou Nineteen, excepting that thou then proceed to Twenty. Twenty-two is right out! Once the number Twenty, being the Twentieth number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Long Tom towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall perish in flames."

#786 MischiefSC

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Posted 24 April 2016 - 11:42 PM

DROPSHIP JESUS spoketh: "TOM, what is most important in life?"

TOM said unto DROPSHIP JESUS: "The farming of the enemy, to see them ragequit before you, and to hear the lamentations of their mechanics."

and DROPSHIP JESUS knew it was good.

#787 fbj

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Posted 25 April 2016 - 12:51 AM

MS Promotes nothing but TT Builds to all new players like PGI does.

#788 Tom Sawyer

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Posted 25 April 2016 - 04:16 AM

View Postcrustydog, on 23 April 2016 - 11:42 PM, said:

"Thou must stare not at TOM, lest the salt thou harvesteth be thine own."

From Conversations with Dropship Jesus


Stop LOOKING at me!

#789 crustydog

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Posted 25 April 2016 - 09:33 PM

View PostTom Sawyer, on 25 April 2016 - 04:16 AM, said:


Stop LOOKING at me!



I was going to go there... IT is pretty obvious after all.

But Dropship Jesus was giving me that squinty eyebrow look of disapproval thing that he does...

and I've been getting that a lot lately...

so I decided better to pass on this one:)

#790 Hal Greaves

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Posted 28 April 2016 - 09:17 AM

i heard that MS did something that made Russ upset and he went and did a thing

#791 oldradagast

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Posted 28 April 2016 - 05:59 PM

View PostXavier, on 24 May 2015 - 12:04 AM, said:

So I am a member of Mercstar and I love hearing about our plans form people that arn't in mercstar, so I want to know what other rumors the community has heard....Please share for our humor!

-S-


Lol... and then people wonder why the FW queues are empty... Posted Image

#792 Ihasa

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Posted 28 April 2016 - 11:45 PM

View Postoldradagast, on 28 April 2016 - 05:59 PM, said:


Lol... and then people wonder why the FW queues are empty... Posted Image


Because humor? I heard MS was ironically sarcastic.

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Posted 29 April 2016 - 01:34 AM

I hear that PGI is no longer just looking at TOM and at MS as a whole per this upcoming event:

The Free Rasalhague Republic and House Kurita have all but consumed the territories of Clan Smoke Jaguar, leaving only their regional capital. However, the largest Mercenary Unit in the Inner Sphere has recently shifted sides and now throws the weight of their sheer numbers behind the banner of Smoke Jaguar; can they succeed in giving new life to the Jaguar's war of liberation?

#794 Starbomber109

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Posted 29 April 2016 - 01:46 AM

I heard that every member of merc star has access to a super secret "build database" and they have setup mechbays so they can swap dropdecks on the fly depending on planet zone(map), IS or Clan, opponent and game mode.

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Posted 29 April 2016 - 02:00 AM

hahaha this thread was always gold, but on the last 2 pages it went straight diamond

<3 MS, always a pleasure

wait no rumors?... hmm... ok got one: MS is the only unit that is allowed to place the Tom manually. GGclothes PGI, time to boycot CW Posted Image

#796 gloowa

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Posted 29 April 2016 - 02:27 AM

View PostiLLcapitan, on 29 April 2016 - 02:00 AM, said:

hahaha this thread was always gold, but on the last 2 pages it went straight diamond

<3 MS, always a pleasure

wait no rumors?... hmm... ok got one: MS is the only unit that is allowed to place the Tom manually. GGclothes PGI, time to boycot CW Posted Image

Wut? Others don't get to equip Long Tom Designator (0 tons, 0 critslots, no hardpoint requirement, inf range) ??

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Posted 29 April 2016 - 02:32 AM

View Postgloowa, on 29 April 2016 - 02:27 AM, said:

Wut? Others don't get to equip Long Tom Designator (0 tons, 0 critslots, no hardpoint requirement, inf range) ??


I KNEW IT

#798 B0oN

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Posted 29 April 2016 - 02:45 AM

MS rumored to be ComGuards in despise ...
Only thing off putting in this scheme would be MS´s craving for salt and virgin olive-oil ...

Hail the Overlord, our dropship conveyance of massdestruction .
Hail the TOM for he smites HIS enemies with HIS rightheous fury .
Hail the glorious FactionWarfare Phase 3, for it is unblemished perfection .
Hail to ITx, for they are TOM´s own PRO´s and are always right .

Hail !11!!1elebenty!1

#799 gloowa

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Posted 29 April 2016 - 03:05 AM

View PostRad Hanzo, on 29 April 2016 - 02:45 AM, said:

MS rumored to be ComGuards in disguise...

Complete untrue. <starts chanting prayer of information suppression>

#800 MaxFool

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Posted 29 April 2016 - 03:22 AM

I heard a disturbing rumor that MS is what Microsoft will evolve into, in next 1046 years (depending on whatever year it is supposed to be in MWO now). That's where all the hate originally comes from.





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