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[Ionna Silver]

Some say that their leader personally pilots a LONG TOM, and that they've turned MWO Forum salt into an actual economy.

[Jalthibuster]

I heard Tom Sawyer renamed one of his birds to Russ. Because all it does ist tweet, eat and sh*t.

[dervishx5]

I heard MS touches itself to maps of the Holy Roman Empire.

[Khereg]

dervishx5, on 21 April 2016 - 08:54 AM, said:

I heard MS touches itself to maps of the Holy Roman Empire.

I think it's a little more Byzantine than that...

[LeeNTien]

I heard MS touches itself to anything really.

[Chemistrius]

LeeNTien, on 21 April 2016 - 01:00 PM, said:

I heard MS touches itself to anything really.

When the touching starts, you usually see a mass migration to the "Emma" channel in TS. Frequently followed with comments like "I need to go smoke".

[Commander A9]

MS has already figured out a way to break Phase 3 and game it to the point that PGI's pathetic attempt at breaking up large units will fail hideously.

MS is being targeted by PGI and driven to break itself up.

It costs too much to join MS.

[hybrid black]

Commander A9, on 21 April 2016 - 03:49 PM, said:

MS has already figured out a way to break Phase 3 and game it to the point that PGI's pathetic attempt at breaking up large units will fail hideously.

MS is being targeted by PGI and driven to break itself up.

It costs too much to join MS.

He even tweeted that he would give us a list of inactive players to remove them.......

Man begging yours players to do what you want is kind of pathetic

[MischiefSC]

I heard is in negotiations with PGI for a stack of TGI Fridays coupons due to a request to at least get a bad meal and a cheap drink before getting roundly and brutally f***ed.

[MaxFool]

MischiefSC, on 21 April 2016 - 05:17 PM, said:

I heard is in negotiations with PGI for a stack of TGI Fridays coupons due to a request to at least get a bad meal and a cheap drink before getting roundly and brutally f***ed.

I heard Russ is a class act and gave money for a cab afterwards.

[Commander A9]

MercStar is so colossal and member-heavy, PGI approached them to help them determine who logs in most regularly; those who haven't been seen in 24 hours get booted out; doing so will help us save money to recruit fresh blood to be removed upon the first sign of inactivity.

[fbj]

I heard with the new split queues the fighting has been even and fair for everyone. PGI has succeeded in creating the ultimate CW format!

[Shard Phoenix]

I heard that MS uses some kind of mind control device that causes Skittles groups to cluster up and shut down in choke points. It's the only explanation as to why a whole team would just stop in the fatal funnel.

[MischiefSC]

I heard that CW 3 sapped the will to play out of most of MS, removing almost 1/3rd of the CW population in one meagerly delivered update.

[Xavier]

I heard the drop deck reset bug was implemented as a feature to prevent MS from always dropping in the mechs they want.

Edited by Xavier, 22 April 2016 - 09:44 PM.

[crustydog]

I heard a rumor that somebody might make a rumors post just to get the Mercstar Rumors? back on the front page....

Like anybody would really do that.

[UberStuka]

I HEARD THIS THREAD WAS CREATED A YEAR AGO

OH CAN WE MAKE THIS THREAD CAPS BTW?

[MischiefSC]

I heard that this thread went from MS harvesting other peoples tears to shedding their own.

[crustydog]

"Thou must stare not at TOM, lest the salt thou harvesteth be thine own."

From Conversations with Dropship Jesus

[MischiefSC]

crustydog, on 23 April 2016 - 11:42 PM, said:

"Thou must stare not at TOM, lest the salt thou harvesteth be thine own."

From Conversations with Dropship Jesus

"And you call upon the name of Tanner, and I will call upon the name of DROPSHIP JESUS, and He who answers by fire, he is a BA.”

Then the ERLLs of DROPSHIP JESUS fell and burned up the sacrifice, the Blackjacks, the Grasshoppers and the Maulers, and also licked up the Firestarters in the trench.

Then Tony commanded them, “Seize the prophets of Tanner. Don’t let anyone get away!” They seized them, and Tony had them brought down to the Boreal Valley and slaughtered there.

- 1 Best Hax:28, 24-40.

Edited by MischiefSC, 24 April 2016 - 12:01 AM.