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[Ihasa]

gloowa, on 21 February 2016 - 02:50 PM, said:

I hear that MS members listen to this when watching pugs play CW.

No one's left... Everything's gone... <planet name> is burning...

That would be the Ferry Corsten remix, on my headset anyway, TYVM.

Excellent music, no matter which way it's produced. :-)

[MischiefSC]

This is what watching pugs looks like from the pug team as you try to get them into position.

[Hydrocarbon]

I heard a rumor MS phone-bomb'd Paul & Russ til they altered the FRR attack lane to cut off Terra from the other Clamz.

I heard MS not only offers cookies, but that the cookies taste GREAT! (Enemy tears offer the best flavor)

I heard MS will release their MASTER PLAN v3.0 to coincide with CW Phase 3, and no hot-fixes will be needed.

I heard MS was afraid of all the positive community support as of late, so they hired Fen Tetsudo as a merc to help bomb their rep to the stone-age.

I heard MS plans to gather paralyzed PUGs in trial mechs, stack them around the Terra Therma volcano, then set off a Long Tom inside. I heard they plan to escape in their Leopard dropships disguised as DC8's.

[Necromantion]

Hydrocarbon, on 25 February 2016 - 11:19 AM, said:

I heard a rumor MS phone-bomb'd Paul & Russ til they altered the FRR attack lane to cut off Terra from the other Clamz.

I heard MS not only offers cookies, but that the cookies taste GREAT! (Enemy tears offer the best flavor)

I heard MS will release their MASTER PLAN v3.0 to coincide with CW Phase 3, and no hot-fixes will be needed.

I heard MS was afraid of all the positive community support as of late, so they hired Fen Tetsudo as a merc to help bomb their rep to the stone-age.

I heard MS plans to gather paralyzed PUGs in trial mechs, stack them around the Terra Therma volcano, then set off a Long Tom inside. I heard they plan to escape in their Leopard dropships disguised as DC8's.

Tony I think someone has been eavesdropping on the meetings...

[Chemistrius]

Hydrocarbon, on 25 February 2016 - 11:19 AM, said:

I heard MS plans to gather paralyzed PUGs in trial mechs, stack them around the Terra Therma volcano, then set off a Long Tom inside. I heard they plan to escape in their Leopard dropships disguised as DC8's.

This right here, this is gold.

[MischiefSC]

Chemistrius, on 25 February 2016 - 11:39 AM, said:

This right here, this is gold.

It's the latest thing.

All the best MWO players are joining the Church of Scrubintology. The wonders of having the spirits of all those bad pugs removed from your Golden Tier Elite aura so you can be a better player is so amazing!

[Bud Crue]

gloowa, on 21 February 2016 - 02:50 PM, said:

I hear that MS members listen to this when watching pugs play CW.

No one's left... Everything's gone... <planet name> is burning...

Choral version is better. Really gets the level of drama up there appropriate for dying to a lost cause (or MS watching pugs play).

Agnus Dei

[vocifer]

I heard PGI is making a list of all MS members for the first ban wave.

And I also heard MS will be splitting in two units to mess this list up.

[MischiefSC]

I heard that PGI actually has no idea who's cheating and so has just decided to ban 1 in 4 people who've killed Paul in the last 2 years and still play, plus 1 in 3 people Russ has blocked from his twitter.

Then after CW 3 comes out they're going to say the problem was that MS was the problem and ban half the unit based on how much unspent MC they have.

[soaq]

[MischiefSC]

soaq, on 29 February 2016 - 10:36 PM, said:

I'm confused.

What does the typical MS commute to work have to do with anything?

[Clownwarlord]

I heard MS is ...

[habu86]

clownwarlord, on 29 February 2016 - 11:41 PM, said:

I heard MS is ...

Whoa, we really have been getting better! The hax must be working! Just like those Nigerian guys in PLA Strategic Support Forces uniforms promised!

[Clownwarlord]

MS = Godzilla
MWO = Japan

[nehebkau]

I was told that -MS- runs You-tube and that they wrote a bot which will remove any video of -MS- hacking from the entire internet. I was also told that Mr. Zukerberg has secretly given -MS- players a "Dislike" "Really Dislike" and "Ban from the Internet" buttons in Facebook.

For my final bit of gossip, Antonius Rex is actually Donald Trumps' Hair!

[crustydog]

Antonius Rex - or Big T as I like to call him...

as in the buck stops with him - 'cause he's the big guy...

Mr Numero Uno himself.... Big Tony!!!

but also really Big - like T as in T-Rex - the dinosaur? Get it?

sigh...



President Rex?

Now there's an idea....

[nehebkau]

The hair, The hair what is in control. Must obey the hair

[Clownwarlord]

crustydog, on 02 March 2016 - 06:30 AM, said:

Antonius Rex - or Big T as I like to call him...

as in the buck stops with him - 'cause he's the big guy...

Mr Numero Uno himself.... Big Tony!!!

but also really Big - like T as in T-Rex - the dinosaur? Get it?

sigh...



President Rex?

Now there's an idea....

Are you saying he is fat without using those words?

Edited by clownwarlord, 02 March 2016 - 08:57 AM.

[B0oN]

I heard MS was using each and every haccusation and the eruptive laughter it causes to fuel their mechs to have bigger alphas, lower cooldown and TRUEDUBS .

I also heard MS was keeping ready to party hard with some sick salty margaritas and a whole regiment of reclining chairs in anticipation of the ban wave .

Also one MS player was searching for yarnballs, intention and meaning is highly unclear though.

Edited by Rad Hanzo, 02 March 2016 - 09:07 AM.

[MischiefSC]

I heard that MS is actually broken up into skill tiers.

At entry level are Scrubs Without Kills. This is members and prospective members who average less than 1K and 4 kills per match.

The top tier actually has their own sub-units of MS, identified as MS-R. The R stands for "Ribbed" and they are a pretty hardcore comp group within MS.

Generally SWK nubs try to get 4 or so top tier R pilots to carry them and show them how to play.

When playing against MS if you see any R pilots on the other team it's best to focus them down early, leaving the SWK players they're carrying without direction.