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[Xannatharr]

Mahikan, on 20 December 2017 - 11:09 PM, said:

I heard that Mercstar likes playing vs G-NX because 9 out of ten times they just walk in a straight line and die.

https://clips.twitch...rasiveTofuKAPOW

Wrong unit but I still liked your post because it was cute seeing those Cyclops go stomping in getting wrecked one by one.

In The The Templars [T] we have a saying:

"If the other guy is willing to keep sticking his **** in a meat grinder, we just need to be willing to keep cranking the handle!"

[Mahikan]

naterist, on 22 December 2017 - 04:24 AM, said:

is you watch their stream, youll hear them bitching about hacks if its a close game, or if they arent winning by enough. its pretty funny.

I was in your unit. That's literally you in guys in a nut shell. Funny

only difference is change winning to losing, and losing by more

Edited by Mahikan, 23 December 2017 - 08:39 PM.

[Xavier]

I heard that MS has something very special planned for Christmas Eve......

[Johnathan Tanner]

Xavier, on 23 December 2017 - 11:55 PM, said:

I heard that MS has something very special planned for Christmas Eve......

So you guys will be all gift rapped the next time you derp into our heavy guass turkey shoot? Cuz that would be great:) !

[Ignatius Audene]

MS bribed PGI to gave Tharkad back to IS.

They doesnt want to lose the potato enemys.

[naterist]

Mahikan, on 23 December 2017 - 08:25 PM, said:

I was in your unit. That's literally you in guys in a nut shell. Funny

only difference is change winning to losing, and losing by more

oh, look, snark. and i wasnt even trying to rile you up.

[Commander A9]

I sense...waves...of venerable...unstoppable...

[Kwea]

naterist, on 22 December 2017 - 04:24 AM, said:

is you watch their stream, youll hear them bitching about hacks if its a close game, or if they arent winning by enough. its pretty funny.

If you are hacking you should all apply for refunds. Just sayin......

[naterist]

Kwea, on 24 December 2017 - 06:44 PM, said:

If you are hacking you should all apply for refunds. Just sayin......

if you think watching your stream is hacking, then maybe you shouldnt stream? lol.

btw, no one has the capacity to both dc and alt tab fiasco over to watch what another team is doing. most of the time, i, or someone in my unit, watches it while waiting for a spot, and fills us in after the match.

[Commander A9]

I heard...that MercStar set afire the holiday season, with wave upon wave of unstoppable Crabs...with truckloads of salt following in their wake.

The devastation is undeniable. The damage wrought upon the Mechwarrior Online community will never be repaired.

The movement has become unstoppable. Not only was it great for a laugh, but it angered many a player, many a streamer, many a team, and forced people to...play...together...as an actual team...to try to stop the onslaught...

...the horror...the horror...

[Kwea]

my point was that no one thinks you are hacking. Even PGI couldn't make an aimbot that shoots as poorly as you do.

(before you get butthurt, that's what I say when people accuse US of hacking as well. )


A lot of players have more than one screen, and we have had people try to stream snipe us. Then they find out we have a mandatory 5 min delay when streaming.

Edited by Kwea, 25 December 2017 - 12:17 AM.

[Xannatharr]

I heard a rumor that so many people contracted crabs (pubic lice) from MS that Amazon is out of this product and awaiting more from the factory!

[Wilhelm Kerensky]

MS enjoys Girl Scout cookies between matches... and the cookies are made from real Girl Scouts!

We are also in the process of converting our Crabs and other mech chassis to our newly-developed, proprietary "Salt-Powered Engine ™" to save on nuclear fuel rods and help the environment by making use of all the salt left by uncoordinated PUGs, LRM teams, Streamers who play like crap (thinking of a certain vermin rodent who is apparently fond of nuts and bans anyone from a winning enemy drop team, who posts anything contrary to his ego getting stroked, from his Twitch channel), and 10 year-olds crying because their mechs they got with Mommy & Daddy's money don't win games for them...

Edited by Wilhelm Kerensky, 28 December 2017 - 11:03 AM.

[Asa Caradine]

glad to see you guys are putting all that salt you are generating to good use and going green at the same time. Thanks for leading the way!

[Xavier]

Hey without an environment MS realizes there would be no one alive to complain about us based upon their outward perception. Save the environment so people can continue to form uninformed opinions of us.....wait a second....wilhelm we may need to rethink these salt engines.....call our engineers I want to talk to them!

[Johnathan Tanner]

Xavier, on 28 December 2017 - 12:59 PM, said:

Hey without an environment MS realizes there would be no one alive to complain about us based upon their outward perception. Save the environment so people can continue to form uninformed opinions of us.....wait a second....wilhelm we may need to rethink these salt engines.....call our engineers I want to talk to them!

The salt must flow.

[Asa Caradine]

he

Johnathan Tanner, on 28 December 2017 - 01:34 PM, said:

The salt must flow.

he who controls the salt, controls the universe

if you REALLY want people to get butt hurt, ya'll should start putting "Git Gud" on your mechs and watch the salt pilling up.

[Commander A9]

The salt must flow!

[Wilhelm Kerensky]

There's also a rumor that if you play well as a team member and/or pull good damage and/or have a good attitude and want to learn, MS might extend an offer of membership. At the very least, they'll add you to their friends list and make room for you to drop with them in the future...

Oh wait, that's already a fact...

[El Bandito]

So I heard Mercstar's incessant dropping in Invasion mode during this event kinda, sorta, definitely, probably made PGI to add ONE HUNDRED more lootbags for FP in order to appease the unwashed pugs, with minimum requirements to get. Also sorta, definitely, probably thanks to this thread Bandito had made, which had exploded into a shouting match. https://mwomercs.com...me-to-this-sad/

Edited by El Bandito, 29 December 2017 - 09:05 PM.