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#121 PR1VATEER

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 04:42 PM

.... when you are at work and imagine blasting a King Crab to bits as a "happy place"!

#122 Coralld

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 04:44 PM

View PostPivateer, on 04 July 2015 - 04:42 PM, said:

.... when you are at work and imagine blasting a King Crab to bits as a "happy place"!

I have something simular, but its me in a 4x Ultra King Crab blasting everything else to bits... That or being a Locust and making a Timber or Crow my b*tch. "Whos your dady?!"

Edited by Coralld, 04 July 2015 - 04:44 PM.


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Posted 05 July 2015 - 12:01 AM

When you drop a bowl of Doritos and it looks like a UAV has gone off ;)

#124 bad arcade kitty

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 12:14 AM

View PostOzViper, on 05 July 2015 - 12:01 AM, said:

When you drop a bowl of Doritos and it looks like a UAV has gone off ;)


when the only thing that you know about dorito that it's a red or blue triangle over a mech

#125 Kh0rn

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 01:20 AM

When you don't need meta too get the job done.

#126 Carl Vickers

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Posted 08 July 2015 - 10:42 PM

When you take the eggs out of the fridge and your wife starts giving you funny looks for calling them Union C's

#127 Sjorpha

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Posted 09 July 2015 - 01:38 AM

...you're asking your girlfriend which gate to push: alpha, beta or gamma?

And if she's ok with that, you know she loves you. :P

Edited by Sjorpha, 09 July 2015 - 01:39 AM.


#128 pyrocomp

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Posted 09 July 2015 - 01:46 AM

View PostThunder Child, on 28 June 2015 - 04:34 PM, said:

You wake up in the morning, and "Reactor Online, Sensors Online, Weapon systems Online, Breakfast Omnomnomible" runs through your head.

Is there a way I get this recorded in a proper voice for my morning alarm?

#129 IraqiWalker

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Posted 09 July 2015 - 02:02 AM

View Postpyrocomp, on 09 July 2015 - 01:46 AM, said:

Is there a way I get this recorded in a proper voice for my morning alarm?

Seconded. For the love of Kerensky DO THIS

#130 bad arcade kitty

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Posted 12 July 2015 - 04:15 AM

View PostPrc, on 28 June 2015 - 09:25 PM, said:

hope im not the only one who sometimes likes walking like an atlas, with the arms in angle i mean haha been doing it since 6


i did my aerobic exercise recently and realized i want to try to walk like a stormcrow... i tried, not sure how successful :3

#131 stjobe

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Posted 12 July 2015 - 04:40 AM

View Postpyrocomp, on 09 July 2015 - 01:46 AM, said:

Is there a way I get this recorded in a proper voice for my morning alarm?

http://ppc.warhawken...dowcatstart.wav

You're welcome.

Edit: Or if you meant the MWO one: https://soundcloud.c...bootup-sequence

Edited by stjobe, 12 July 2015 - 04:43 AM.


#132 pyrocomp

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Posted 12 July 2015 - 06:05 AM

View Poststjobe, on 12 July 2015 - 04:40 AM, said:

http://ppc.warhawken...dowcatstart.wav

You're welcome.

Edit: Or if you meant the MWO one: https://soundcloud.c...bootup-sequence

These I have, thank you. I was speaking more on the exact phrase with 'Breakfast Omnonomible'. :)

#133 stjobe

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Posted 12 July 2015 - 06:50 AM

View Postpyrocomp, on 12 July 2015 - 06:05 AM, said:

These I have, thank you. I was speaking more on the exact phrase with 'Breakfast Omnonomible'. :)

Hahaha, okay. Can't help you with that one, sorry :)

#134 Sjorpha

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Posted 12 July 2015 - 07:28 AM

You blame PGI for the size of your "gun".

#135 Zookeeper Dan

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Posted 12 July 2015 - 10:36 AM

When your are in a 30 mph zone and think "This is how fast my stock Atlas goes".

When you get on the highway and go from Atlas Speed to Jenner Speed.

When you are pulled over by the police, asked if you knew how fast you were going, and think "Not as fast as a Locust, I need better lag shielding!"

#136 3xnihilo

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Posted 12 July 2015 - 11:15 AM

View PostDanth Reduviid, on 12 July 2015 - 10:36 AM, said:

When your are in a 30 mph zone and think "This is how fast my stock Atlas goes".

When you get on the highway and go from Atlas Speed to Jenner Speed.

When you are pulled over by the police, asked if you knew how fast you were going, and think "Not as fast as a Locust, I need better lag shielding!"


I so do this. Hmm...I am going as fast as my Griffin right now. Or, if I was driving a locust we would be there already.

#137 bad arcade kitty

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Posted 12 July 2015 - 05:16 PM

View PostDanth Reduviid, on 12 July 2015 - 10:36 AM, said:

When your are in a 30 mph zone and think "This is how fast my stock Atlas goes".


hahaha, i recall i did it when i read the very first battletech book
except i thought about clan mechs since i read jade falcon trilogy first





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