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#81 Arctur

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 01:17 AM

It was laggy day
Loaded, oops, only I wiggle
New "Death Star" sunrise
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#82 WuSu Oshika

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 01:38 AM

Not a mech haiku but saw it and made me laugh so thought i would share.

Haiku's are easy
But there are some that are not
Refrigerator

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Override Engaged,
Breathing of a PPC,
Final shot too hot.

Edited by WuSu Oshika, 17 September 2015 - 01:40 AM.


#83 Nomex 99

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 01:46 AM

Nobody said, it has to be in English:



Schwarzer Rauch steigt auf
Die Stormcrow geht zu Boden
Wo das nächste Ziel?

Edited by Nomex199, 17 September 2015 - 02:18 AM.


#84 Timothyshrimp

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 01:51 AM

My Blackjack is packed
Alpha is at max
Fire if you can

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 02:00 AM

the crows spread it wings
black and quick they glides onwards
seven-two alphas

#86 Daniel James Neumann

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 02:12 AM

In my Timber Wolf,
I gaze downwards on Terra,
From the sterile Moon.

#87 Chronic Noobetism

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 02:14 AM

The laser boat is
Running very hot today
At Caustic Valley


The following were inspired by a particular teammate, seen a few months ago...

LeRMs and a flamer…
I’m not that much of a noob
On same weapon group?!?


You stumble around
Lost and not helping team
Try the Training Grounds


If you don’t mech good
There’s a tutorial, dude
Even I can find


Takes skill to use LeRMs
I can tell because, this guy
He does not have it :P

Edited by Chronic Noobetism, 17 September 2015 - 02:38 AM.


#88 Chronic Noobetism

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 02:40 AM

View PostPrisima, on 16 September 2015 - 08:23 PM, said:

black knight is coming
its fah-king arg-ger-lee
i miss M W 4

I'd like to elaborate, if I may...

Countdown to Black Knight
The paint job in the screen shot
It hurts my eyes much

#89 Chronic Noobetism

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 02:44 AM

View PostNomex199, on 17 September 2015 - 01:46 AM, said:

Schwarzer Rauch steigt auf
Die Stormcrow geht zu Boden
Wo das nächste Ziel?


What did you say, sir?
Making fun of my mother??? :huh:
I don’t German good :ph34r:

#90 Mazzyplz

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 02:46 AM

here is my haiku:




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particle cannons;

awesome covering fire;

annihilation.

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#91 ApolloKaras

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 02:54 AM

View PostTina Benoit, on 16 September 2015 - 12:46 PM, said:

Hey MechWarriors,

Just for the fun and creativity, lets post some MechWarrior themed Haiku poems!

Post a Haiku and I'll give you 3 Day Premium Time!

Haiku definition:
It is a Japanese verse in three lines. Line one has 5 syllables, line two has 7 syllables and line three has 5 syllables.

great idea btw


For CW:

Trials everywhere
Get on my back I'll carry
Lets slaughter our foes

View PostRakshasa, on 16 September 2015 - 01:14 PM, said:

King Crab
Claws hide surprises
Broken enemy laments
Not enough butter Old Bay



Fixed lol

Edited by Saxie, 17 September 2015 - 03:22 AM.


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Posted 17 September 2015 - 03:08 AM

View PostChronic Noobetism, on 17 September 2015 - 02:40 AM, said:

I'd like to elaborate, if I may...

Countdown to Black Knight
The paint job in the screen shot
It hurts my eyes much


the knight of the black
the paint job in the banner
its not even black

#93 Mazzyplz

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 03:25 AM

i could not just do one haikku i feel i have to work for it so i have come up with some more


here is for all those peripheral users:

[three thousand fifty,
gregorian calendar -
steering wheel, tier five.]


inspired by the highlander:

[saw it jump upwards;
lost track of the highlander
a death from above.]

#94 padebra

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 03:28 AM

"Les clans nous attaquent,
On leur fait des toits ouvrants,
Visez la tête, frères !"

(someone told me that french was ok :P)

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 03:41 AM

Metal war machine
I am one with blood and death
It is time to dance

#96 EAP10

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 03:47 AM

Here are some based on my favorite mechs

The grand Dire Wolf,
Striding across the dark plains,
Looking for it's prey.

The quick shadowcat,
Dancing around enemies,
Mischeif in it's heart.

The Gladiator,
Slow and lumbering,
Erases it's foes.
(Executioner would'nt have fit)

The Ebon Jaguar,
Proudly and unmoveablely,
Looks like a jet plane.



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Posted 17 September 2015 - 04:00 AM

Why do i miss so
saw them all hit on my screen
ping of one thousand

:(

Edited by codynyc, 17 September 2015 - 04:00 AM.


#98 Patu

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 04:01 AM

Lurms fall from above,
Not a single ECM,
Tears, sweet tears, for me.

#99 Lily from animove

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 04:18 AM

slap in U A V
Mechbuilding like a boss
arty or air strike

Dropping like a boss
form a giant ball of death
stomping through the mass

Aiming like a boss
Center torso standing still
Alpha Strike to kill




Laservomit here
Nova Pilot without fear
melting his own dear.

Urban field of war
Twisting three sixty degree
urby killing spree

Edited by Lily from animove, 17 September 2015 - 05:11 AM.


#100 thoughtdemon

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 04:20 AM

Laser fire streaking down
trapped against valley wall
no time to escape





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