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#61 Damascas

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 02:50 PM

No survivors.

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 03:06 PM

"Leak" say 10,000 Beta keys in one large vertical list to the forums. Good luck finding a working one :blink:
Then I would give my self founders, and a beta key.
System image one of the Devs main computers and post a link for the download :(

Dress up in a box, paint it like a mech. Then go running down the street one minute before midnight. Have fun paul waking up :P

#63 TripleHex

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 03:17 PM

If I were Paul, I could probably get away with this:

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#64 John Talbert

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 03:26 PM

If I were Paul for a day, I'd likely grope myself.

#65 Sainamu

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 03:33 PM

I would create a video of a complete match and post it for all to see.

#66 Vashts1985

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 06:35 PM

if i were paul for a day id sneak into the datacenter and revoke all active beta status then run around the servers laughing like



#67 CCC Dober

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 05:15 AM

View PostPaul Inouye, on 10 July 2012 - 11:06 AM, said:

I would type out reams of feature documentation and start writing up "How To's" and new feature descriptions for the general MWO forums. I'd be creating wireframes and mock-ups of screen needs and address as much Beta feedback as possible. Then I'd co-ordinate with Dave B and Russ for weapon/gameplay balancing and do Bryan's biddings.

After that I'd walk over to Alex's (FD) desk and draw stuff on his art while he's not at his computer and wait for Dennis to burst out laughing when Alex returns.

I would then sit quietly as Russ explains to me that my personal Mech build is a griefer Mech and that I do anything for a win. This is followed up by me returning to my desk and grief Beta players.


So much humility. Brought a tear to my eye ... while trying not to burst laughing my *** off
:)

Masterfully done, Paul B)

#68 Paralax

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 05:24 AM

View Postwargonglok, on 10 July 2012 - 08:30 AM, said:

What would you do?




I would add urbie to the game

(i know that takes more than 1 day but with pink lightning anything is possible)



In alot of coke, and maybe Bill Gates....

#69 Kottonmouth

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 08:06 AM

We must only wonder what the Paul will do today "in accordance with prophecy".

#70 BinaryDuck

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 08:24 AM

I would... say to everyone that i am Paul and deny Beta Key's to everyone for ethernety!

#71 Wiley Coyote

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 09:38 AM

View PostHawkeye 72, on 10 July 2012 - 11:20 AM, said:

These posts are a modern version of the village people performing ritual sacrifice to summon their local deity.


I thought the village people did "YMCA", not ritual sacrifice?

#72 Rayah

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 09:39 AM

Kick the Beta-Key server. ;)

#73 BenEEeees VAT GROWN BACON

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 09:41 AM

View PostKottonmouth, on 11 July 2012 - 08:06 AM, said:

We must only wonder what the Paul will do today "in accordance with prophecy".


He has changed my SIG!!!!!!!!!!!

#74 Kottonmouth

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 11:49 AM

View PostBenEEeees VAT GROWN BACON, on 11 July 2012 - 09:41 AM, said:


He has changed my SIG!!!!!!!!!!!

Behold! The power of The Paul! He hath spoken!

#75 light487

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 03:58 PM

View PostPaul Inouye, on 10 July 2012 - 11:06 AM, said:

I would type out reams of feature documentation and start writing up "How To's" and new feature descriptions for the general MWO forums. I'd be creating wireframes and mock-ups of screen needs and address as much Beta feedback as possible. Then I'd co-ordinate with Dave B and Russ for weapon/gameplay balancing and do Bryan's biddings.

After that I'd walk over to Alex's (FD) desk and draw stuff on his art while he's not at his computer and wait for Dennis to burst out laughing when Alex returns.

I would then sit quietly as Russ explains to me that my personal Mech build is a griefer Mech and that I do anything for a win. This is followed up by me returning to my desk and grief Beta players.


That was really good.. I hope other members of the design team can share a "day in the life" as a short post like this in the future. It doesn't need to be a full-blown, 5,000 word article with pictures.. just something simple and fun like this is perfect.

Thanks Paul, you are a (pink) Champ! :)

#76 Ramien

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 04:01 PM

View PostWiley Coyote, on 11 July 2012 - 09:38 AM, said:

I thought the village people did "YMCA", not ritual sacrifice?

That depends a lot on which village you visit.

#77 Solis Obscuri

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 05:14 PM

View PostBA Dillard, on 10 July 2012 - 11:48 AM, said:

I would attempt a Steiner/Davion style alliance by woooing the super HOT Russian Wargaming.net Dev Tanitha.

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:)

I don't...

uh...

um...

What were we talking about?

#78 Captain Fabulous

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 06:48 PM

View PostSolis Obscuri, on 11 July 2012 - 05:14 PM, said:

I don't...

uh...

um...

What were we talking about?


Uhhhhh... I don't.... I'm not sure I remember.

#79 Stray Ion

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 03:28 AM

View PostKottonmouth, on 11 July 2012 - 08:06 AM, said:

We must only wonder what the Paul will do today "in accordance with prophecy".


It is spreading! B)

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 04:42 AM

If i was a boy for a day and I was Paul? I'd make out with Bill Randles, or maybe Russ........





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