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if you were Paul for a day
Started by wargonglok, Jul 10 2012 08:30 AM
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#61
Posted 10 July 2012 - 02:50 PM
No survivors.
#62
Posted 10 July 2012 - 03:06 PM
"Leak" say 10,000 Beta keys in one large vertical list to the forums. Good luck finding a working one
Then I would give my self founders, and a beta key.
System image one of the Devs main computers and post a link for the download
Dress up in a box, paint it like a mech. Then go running down the street one minute before midnight. Have fun paul waking up
Then I would give my self founders, and a beta key.
System image one of the Devs main computers and post a link for the download
Dress up in a box, paint it like a mech. Then go running down the street one minute before midnight. Have fun paul waking up
#63
Posted 10 July 2012 - 03:17 PM
If I were Paul, I could probably get away with this:
#64
Posted 10 July 2012 - 03:26 PM
If I were Paul for a day, I'd likely grope myself.
#65
Posted 10 July 2012 - 03:33 PM
I would create a video of a complete match and post it for all to see.
#66
Posted 10 July 2012 - 06:35 PM
if i were paul for a day id sneak into the datacenter and revoke all active beta status then run around the servers laughing like
#67
Posted 11 July 2012 - 05:15 AM
Paul Inouye, on 10 July 2012 - 11:06 AM, said:
I would type out reams of feature documentation and start writing up "How To's" and new feature descriptions for the general MWO forums. I'd be creating wireframes and mock-ups of screen needs and address as much Beta feedback as possible. Then I'd co-ordinate with Dave B and Russ for weapon/gameplay balancing and do Bryan's biddings.
After that I'd walk over to Alex's (FD) desk and draw stuff on his art while he's not at his computer and wait for Dennis to burst out laughing when Alex returns.
I would then sit quietly as Russ explains to me that my personal Mech build is a griefer Mech and that I do anything for a win. This is followed up by me returning to my desk and grief Beta players.
After that I'd walk over to Alex's (FD) desk and draw stuff on his art while he's not at his computer and wait for Dennis to burst out laughing when Alex returns.
I would then sit quietly as Russ explains to me that my personal Mech build is a griefer Mech and that I do anything for a win. This is followed up by me returning to my desk and grief Beta players.
So much humility. Brought a tear to my eye ... while trying not to burst laughing my *** off
Masterfully done, Paul
#69
Posted 11 July 2012 - 08:06 AM
We must only wonder what the Paul will do today "in accordance with prophecy".
#70
Posted 11 July 2012 - 08:24 AM
I would... say to everyone that i am Paul and deny Beta Key's to everyone for ethernety!
#72
Posted 11 July 2012 - 09:39 AM
Kick the Beta-Key server.
#75
Posted 11 July 2012 - 03:58 PM
Paul Inouye, on 10 July 2012 - 11:06 AM, said:
I would type out reams of feature documentation and start writing up "How To's" and new feature descriptions for the general MWO forums. I'd be creating wireframes and mock-ups of screen needs and address as much Beta feedback as possible. Then I'd co-ordinate with Dave B and Russ for weapon/gameplay balancing and do Bryan's biddings.
After that I'd walk over to Alex's (FD) desk and draw stuff on his art while he's not at his computer and wait for Dennis to burst out laughing when Alex returns.
I would then sit quietly as Russ explains to me that my personal Mech build is a griefer Mech and that I do anything for a win. This is followed up by me returning to my desk and grief Beta players.
After that I'd walk over to Alex's (FD) desk and draw stuff on his art while he's not at his computer and wait for Dennis to burst out laughing when Alex returns.
I would then sit quietly as Russ explains to me that my personal Mech build is a griefer Mech and that I do anything for a win. This is followed up by me returning to my desk and grief Beta players.
That was really good.. I hope other members of the design team can share a "day in the life" as a short post like this in the future. It doesn't need to be a full-blown, 5,000 word article with pictures.. just something simple and fun like this is perfect.
Thanks Paul, you are a (pink) Champ!
#80
Posted 12 July 2012 - 04:42 AM
If i was a boy for a day and I was Paul? I'd make out with Bill Randles, or maybe Russ........
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