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[John Archer]

Holy crap man!! Either you do not have a life (like myself), or you have a sekret army of typists holed up in a room somewhere going to town in the forums on your behalf.

Kudos man... kudos..

..I am not worthy!

(I figured I would toss in a humor post today).

PGI.. give this man some kind of reward!

[LastKhan]

He has an army of malnourished chinese children posting daily. If they dont make at least 1 post, they dont eat. Someone plz save the children!

[Agent1190]

Rename this thread "Bishop Steiner Rumors" and let it roll!

Edited by Agent1190, 10 January 2016 - 09:42 AM.

[John Archer]

Agent1190, on 10 January 2016 - 09:42 AM, said:

Rename this thread "Bishop Steiner Rumors and let it roll!

Hahahaha!!

Do a run like the Chuck Norris is so tough jokes?

[Bishop Steiner]

32,653 posts actually.

And well, let's see it took me like.... 10 minutes to post how many times in the Lemmy Thread? (and I was looking up videos on youtube.)

Add in being semi-retired now,and having worked in sales before that... (seriously, aside from weekends and big event days, most days in retail sales are slooooooow.... especially when you sell mattresses.... fortunately, at 12% commish, you only need a few a week, lol) and you have plenty of time to post. Heck Joe Mallon still has more than I do.

That, and I have tried to get into other games over the last few years to play when not on here or out fishing or diving or doing commission art.... but so far haven't found one that stuck. I got Fallout 4, Pirates of the Burning Sea, Star Wars, Heavy Gear accts... all collecting dust because none of them have been worth the hype.

And don't get me started on Star Citizen......

[Dirus Nigh]

I hear the manager of the Chines posters out sourced to India to keep up with demand for HBS' Battletech forums.

[Johny Rocket]

Forum posting hack! Dirty post cheater.

[Nightmare1]

Agent1190, on 10 January 2016 - 09:42 AM, said:

Rename this thread "Bishop Steiner Rumors" and let it roll!

I heard that Bishop just stares at the computer screen and the keyboard types itself for him.

[Novakaine]

Archeologists have found clay tablets in ancient Egypt written in cuneiform.
Most of it has not been deciphered.
However two word have been.
Bishop Steiner.
Weird huh?
I saw it on youtube

[Yosharian]

Bishop Steiner is love, Bishop Steiner is life

[MATRAKA14]

[Lyoto Machida]

LastKhan, on 10 January 2016 - 09:40 AM, said:

He has an army of malnourished chinese children posting daily. If they dont make at least 1 post, they dont eat. Someone plz save the children!

That's crazy...he's importing illegal Chinese immigrants into Mexico? I guess I've heard crazier stories but still...

[John Archer]

MATRAKA14, on 10 January 2016 - 11:45 AM, said:

See? I told you something was fishy with how much he posts! This confirms it!

I heard that he is actually the ruler of the Illuminati and has all of the NSA resources at his disposal.

[Revorn]

[Mystere]

LastKhan, on 10 January 2016 - 09:40 AM, said:

He has an army of malnourished chinese Mexican children posting daily. If they dont make at least 1 post, they dont eat. Someone plz save the children!

FTFY. Bish lives in Mexico.

[BarHaid]

The real answer is more disturbing. He has three extra fingers on each hand that let's him type WAY faster. You can check them out yourself. I saw him in the reflection of a broken window in one of his storm damage pics. Hunchback too, which seems strangely fitting....

[Sandpit]

John Archer, on 10 January 2016 - 09:36 AM, said:

Holy crap man!! Either you do not have a life (like myself), or you have a sekret army of typists holed up in a room somewhere going to town in the forums on your behalf.

Kudos man... kudos..

..I am not worthy!

(I figured I would toss in a humor post today).

PGI.. give this man some kind of reward!

when you look at the average of posts per day you'll see it's not really all that much. 20 or so posts a day over 3-4 years adds up

Bishop Steiner, on 10 January 2016 - 10:23 AM, said:

32,653 posts actually.

And well, let's see it took me like.... 10 minutes to post how many times in the Lemmy Thread? (and I was looking up videos on youtube.)

Add in being semi-retired now,and having worked in sales before that... (seriously, aside from weekends and big event days, most days in retail sales are slooooooow.... especially when you sell mattresses.... fortunately, at 12% commish, you only need a few a week, lol) and you have plenty of time to post. Heck Joe Mallon still has more than I do.

That, and I have tried to get into other games over the last few years to play when not on here or out fishing or diving or doing commission art.... but so far haven't found one that stuck. I got Fallout 4, Pirates of the Burning Sea, Star Wars, Heavy Gear accts... all collecting dust because none of them have been worth the hype.

And don't get me started on Star Citizen......

Where is Joe? I saw him on the forums not too terribly long ago. I miss his gruffness

[Triordinant]

Bishop Steiner, on 10 January 2016 - 10:23 AM, said:

That, and I have tried to get into other games over the last few years to play when not on here or out fishing or diving or doing commission art.... but so far haven't found one that stuck. I got Fallout 4, Pirates of the Burning Sea, Star Wars, Heavy Gear accts... all collecting dust because none of them have been worth the hype.

And don't get me started on Star Citizen......

Pillars of Eternity...?

[Bishop Steiner]

Nightmare1, on 10 January 2016 - 10:57 AM, said:

I heard that Bishop just stares at the computer screen and the keyboard types itself for him.

well that's more family appropriate than how I actually do my handless typing......

Lyoto Machida, on 10 January 2016 - 12:22 PM, said:

That's crazy...he's importing illegal Chinese immigrants into Mexico? I guess I've heard crazier stories but still...

well, it's not illegal to import them here.....

[Nightmare1]

I also heard that Bishop's tears can cure PC viruses.

...Too bad he's never cried.