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[John Archer]

Dexter Herbivore, on 10 January 2016 - 06:42 PM, said:

I was going to say that the Lemmy thread would've boosted your AND John Archer's post numbers.

Hahaha!! I originally posted this thread after I looked at my post numbers and then compared them to Bishop's. Then a sudden and horrifying realization hit me....

BISHOP STEINER TOOK OVER MY MIND AND CAUSED ME TO POST WILLY NILLY IN THE LEMMY THREAD!!

He is probably causing me to post this right now... *shudder*

[Steinar Bergstol]

I have made peace with the fact that I will never be a Tier 1 poster like Joe or Bishop. I shall forever remain Down in the Tier 4 Forumposter Underhive like the scrub I am. And I am okay with that. Posting relevant, useful posts in huge numbers seems too much like real work for a casual like myself.

[Lily from animove]

I wonder a lot more what he' going to do the day MWO isn't anymore.

I have more posts than him within the same time, but they are well spread across various games.But bishop seems to be so 100% MWO dedicated that I truly wonder what he's going to do that one day it happens.

[Otto Cannon]

[Roadkill]

You need to be more specific, John. Which Bishop clone are you talking about? He has one in each time zone...

[Lily from animove]

Roadkill, on 11 January 2016 - 08:41 AM, said:

You need to be more specific, John. Which Bishop clone are you talking about? He has one in each time zone...

Doesn't matters, they are linked by a Hive mind.

[Mister Blastman]

Speaking of lots of posts... I don't see Joe Mallan on here lately.

[John Archer]

Lily from animove, on 11 January 2016 - 08:43 AM, said:

Doesn't matters, they are linked by a Hive mind.

Hahahaha!!

Mister Blastman, on 11 January 2016 - 08:43 AM, said:

Speaking of lots of posts... I don't see Joe Mallan on here lately.

I think Bishop is Borg....he assimilated Joe Mallan.

[MechWarrior5152251]

I have 5 accounts, so assume that Bishop Steiner has probably posted over 100,000 times with his alt accounts.

[Mister Blastman]

John Archer, on 11 January 2016 - 09:31 AM, said:

Hahahaha!!



I think Bishop is Borg....he assimilated Joe Mallan.

Well I did notice something strange... Joe was added to my ignore list and I never put him there. I wonder if he was added to everyone's and thus is not around because he saw nobody paid attention to him?

It seemed like a bizarre forum glitch.

[John Archer]

Yes, that is odd...

[Revorn]

Undercover Agents claiming this is an Audio footage of Bishop speaking.





Some of the older Guys may remember the Voice,

Edited by Revorn, 11 January 2016 - 09:43 AM.

[Hexenhammer]

I heard the forum search function doesn't actually work anymore. It just forwards questions to Bishop Steiner.

[MarineTech]

Revorn, on 11 January 2016 - 09:42 AM, said:

Undercover Agents claiming this is an Audio footage of Bishop speaking.


Some of the older Guys may remember the Voice,

SHODAN? Is that you?

[Domoneky]

I fought along side Bishop Steiner Once.....

[Rogue Jedi]

Nightmare1, on 10 January 2016 - 02:19 PM, said:

I also heard that Bishop's tears can cure PC viruses.

...Too bad he's never cried.

not sure about Bishops tears but my entering a room has fixed many computer issues, and serenely laying hands on the machine and the wall ^{(surreptitiously checking the cables are connected and the switch is turned on)} fixed a lot more.

^{before I finished it had became a running joke at the school where I used to provide IT support that as soon as I walked in the room the equipment would often "magically" start working, and if that did not work 2 times in 3 me just touching the PC and wall would fix it.
I am still revered as a "legend" or the "God of IT" by some of the staff and students I see occasionally}

thanks people, the only thread which has caused me more amusement than this is "non combat tips parody list" ^{(in off topic)} and that has reached well over a thousand tips by now

[Nightmare1]

Rogue Jedi, on 11 January 2016 - 11:20 AM, said:

not sure about Bishops tears but my entering a room has fixed many computer issues, and serenely laying hands on the machine and the wall ^{(surreptitiously checking the cables are connected and the switch is turned on)} fixed a lot more.

^{before I finished it had became a running joke at the school where I used to provide IT support that as soon as I walked in the room the equipment would often "magically" start working, and if that did not work 2 times in 3 me just touching the PC and wall would fix it.
I am still revered as a "legend" or the "God of IT" by some of the staff and students I see occasionally}

thanks people, the only thread which has caused me more amusement than this is "non combat tips parody list" ^{(in off topic)} and that has reached well over a thousand tips by now

*Waves hand* This is not the thread you're looking for!

Btw, have you checked out the "Make Up a Fun Fact About the Person Above You" and "Blame the Person Above You" threads over in Jettisoned? Those are a blast too!

New Fact about Bishop:

Bishop once went to a Happy Burger on Tharkad, ordered a Kuritan Hibachi, and got it!

[Lily from animove]

John Archer, on 11 January 2016 - 09:31 AM, said:

I think Bishop is Borg....he assimilated Joe Mallan.

At least it's not the Tyranid way to assimilate someone.

[GonaDie]

I heard that Bishop Steiner is not a an individual, but a large organization created by USA to spread propaganda.

I know, right?

[Rushin Roulette]

GonaDie, on 12 January 2016 - 04:12 AM, said:

I heard that Bishop Steiner is not a an individual, but a large organization created by USA to spread propaganda.

I know, right?

Cant be. there is no half eaten fruit logo in his forum badge.