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#21 Amsro

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 08:21 AM

View PostJohnny Z, on 25 January 2017 - 08:07 AM, said:

Am I expected to stop playing and let my 1st place with 90 match lead go?


I would say shrug it off and keep going. You can't control what you can't control.

Besides the leaderboard is a grind, keep grinding good sir!

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#22 Lostdragon

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 08:43 AM

View PostJohnny Z, on 25 January 2017 - 08:18 AM, said:

I guess I should not be surprised that after being forced into coming to the forums that I would also get trolled here. Is it even possible for the trolls to troll harder? :)


How were you forced to come to the forums? If you think someone is cheating the way to get them to stop is to email support, not post unverifiable claims on the forums. What do you really think is going to happen when you make hackusations without providing anything except anecdotal evidence to a video game forum? You chose to make a post without any evidence to back up your claims, and you know from past experience making the exact same kind of posts many times in the past how that will be received by forumites. You are either insane or masochistic, maybe both...

Edited by Lostdragon, 25 January 2017 - 08:45 AM.


#23 Johnny Z

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 08:49 AM

View PostLostdragon, on 25 January 2017 - 08:43 AM, said:



How were you forced to come to the forums? If you think someone is cheating the way to get them to stop is to email support, not post unverifiable claims on the forums. What do you really think is going to happen when you make hackusations without providing anything except anecdotal evidence to a video game forum? You chose to make a post without any evidence to back up your claims, and you know from past experience making the exact same kind of posts many times in the past how that will be received by forumites. You are either insane or masochistic, maybe both...


You seem more upset than I do. Maybe you need to step away from the computer for a while? :)

#24 Prof RJ Gumby

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 08:51 AM

HSR can put you for a wild ride sometimes. Few months ago I was using a veery unstable connection and it started lagging in the middle of the match. I was in some kind of dakka mech, open and was jumped by a mad dog. He was cored too. Ping spike on my side made us stand almost face to face pouring 'damage' at each others' CTs for like a minute before I finally died.

Did you check the ping of that other player?

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#25 Lostdragon

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 08:52 AM

View PostJohnny Z, on 25 January 2017 - 08:49 AM, said:


You seem more upset than I do. Maybe you need to step away from the computer for a while? :)


I am not upset at all, I find pointing out inconsistency in logic to be amusing, actually. You are a wonderful and never ending source of amusement to me.

#26 Johnny Z

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 08:57 AM

View PostLostdragon, on 25 January 2017 - 08:52 AM, said:



I am not upset at all, I find pointing out inconsistency in logic to be amusing, actually. You are a wonderful and never ending source of amusement to me.


Your right you don't sound upset at all.

#27 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:00 AM

View PostJohnny Z, on 25 January 2017 - 07:52 AM, said:



This example is extreme and is almost a sure bet was to send me to these forums. How is this allowed to go on?

everything, real or imagined, is a sure bet to send you to the forums to post tinfoil conspiracies.

Just sayin.

speaking of...wonder whatever happened to mudhut....did aliens finally abduct him?

View PostJohnny Z, on 25 January 2017 - 07:56 AM, said:

Why is rage hacking happening so often?


you don't know ANYTHING for sure, because you never bring proof of ANYTHING.
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#28 Lostdragon

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:10 AM

View PostJohnny Z, on 25 January 2017 - 08:57 AM, said:


Your right you don't sound upset at all.


Maybe you need a safe space where you won't be triggered by people not believing you without evidence. You should ask Tina to create a subforum called Johnny Z's Playground and give gou moderation rights for it so you can post anything you want there without having to deal with anyone who might question your claims or make fun of you.

#29 Felicitatem Parco

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:12 AM

View PostGhogiel, on 25 January 2017 - 07:55 AM, said:

This.

We need to see the dmg not regging before people can even begin to help.


The damage did register. That's how it got on the scoreboard. Damage that does not register is damage that does not register...

#30 Tarogato

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:16 AM

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#31 meteorol

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:18 AM

View PostJohnny Z, on 25 January 2017 - 07:47 AM, said:

Why isn't damage working in this game? 194 damage to a mech and his ct doesn't even go orange. He was damaged before he even got to me and face tanks exactly 194 damage to front ct and shows none of it.

Whats going on? This is happening very often.


Godmode hack, obviously.

Not even a question, no further evidence needed.

Make sure to report everyone that kills you. Wait, i'm sure you are already doing that. Proceed. But wrap that tinfoil a bit tighter, you really don't want to have those mind controlling rays messing with your brain.

#32 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:29 AM

View PostTarogato, on 25 January 2017 - 09:16 AM, said:


any of those have footage of Big Foot or the Lock Ness Monster? Pretty sure we'll see legit evidence of those long before we see any of Johnny's mystery hax.

Edited by Bishop Steiner, 25 January 2017 - 09:29 AM.


#33 Davegt27

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:31 AM

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Why isn't damage working in this game? 194 damage to a mech and his ct doesn't even go orange. He was damaged before he even got to me and face tanks exactly 194 damage to front ct and shows none of it.

Whats going on? This is happening very often.


you are only now noticing lol
been seeing stuff like that since 2014
standing next to a friendly and he is blasting away with nothing happening
normal for MWO

#34 Vanguard836

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:32 AM

View PostJohnny Z, on 25 January 2017 - 07:47 AM, said:

Why isn't damage working in this game? 194 damage to a mech and his ct doesn't even go orange. He was damaged before he even got to me and face tanks exactly 194 damage to front ct and shows none of it.

Whats going on? This is happening very often.


Fill in a bug report and send it to the devs, add more info.
What server region, what mech you had, weapons, what were you firing at, distance, time and date of the game, were you having high latency....give them something more than "damage not registering 194!!!"

#35 Mystere

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:33 AM

View PostJohnny Z, on 25 January 2017 - 07:47 AM, said:

Why isn't damage working in this game? 194 damage to a mech and his ct doesn't even go orange. He was damaged before he even got to me and face tanks exactly 194 damage to front ct and shows none of it.

Whats going on? This is happening very often.


According to the server, you missed. Posted Image

#36 Oberost

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:41 AM

And here we go...

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#37 Kasumi Sumika

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:44 AM

This is a Joke Thread

#38 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:48 AM

View PostMystere, on 25 January 2017 - 09:33 AM, said:


According to the server, you missed. Posted Image

then sum1 musta haxed teh servers, obveeusly. It's cuz peeple need to silence Johnny to keep him frum exposing teh truth!

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:55 AM

View PostOberost, on 25 January 2017 - 09:41 AM, said:

And here we go...

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I might have to go put this gif in the Mechs as GIFs thread as "Johnny Z attacking but enemies take no damage while dancing around in front of him." Maybe the closest thing to evidence we'll ever see?

#40 Bombast

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:57 AM

View PostWiley Coyote, on 25 January 2017 - 09:55 AM, said:

I might have to go put this gif in the Mechs as GIFs thread as "Johnny Z attacking but enemies take no damage while dancing around in front of him." Maybe the closest thing to evidence we'll ever see?


Need to get someone to edit it so that every time Q sways forward, a shot goes behind him, and every time he sways back a shot goes in front of him.





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