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#21 RestosIII

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 03:27 PM

So many people in this thread already taking him seriously. Cazidin, they alone are examples of why GD isn't ready for your forms of humor.

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#22 Metus regem

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 03:28 PM

View PostRestosIII, on 03 February 2017 - 03:27 PM, said:

So many people in this thread already taking him seriously. Cazidin, they alone are examples of why GD isn't ready for your forms of humor.

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On an aside, the guy in that anime is a real d**** for doing that to a half blind girl....

#23 Hanky Spam

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 03:35 PM

View PostRestosIII, on 03 February 2017 - 03:27 PM, said:

So many people in this thread already taking him seriously. Cazidin, they alone are examples of why GD isn't ready for your forms of humor.



I don't care if he is a troll or if he is serious Posted Image
I am just worried that PGI could listen to such persons...

It's not like that PGI always made understandable decisions in the past. Posted Image

#24 Mister Glitchdragon

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 03:43 PM

Great ideas, all! I'd like to see Gauss Rifles auto-explode whenever we overheat.

#25 RestosIII

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 03:49 PM

View PostMetus regem, on 03 February 2017 - 03:28 PM, said:



On an aside, the guy in that anime is a real d**** for doing that to a half blind girl....


She's actually just a girl with an... "impressive" imagination, who wears an eyepatch just to look cool. Aka, an immature little brat by most people IRL's standards. Posted Image

View PostHanky Spam, on 03 February 2017 - 03:35 PM, said:



I don't care if he is a troll or if he is serious Posted Image
I am just worried that PGI could listen to such persons...

It's not like that PGI always made understandable decisions in the past. Posted Image


There's a reason I don't "approve" of his threads, and call him out when people make serious posts that are more ridiculous than his, since I blame him for making people think it was okay. But still, you can laugh at some of them when they hit the right cords, and it's his schtick, which I can respect and appreciate.

Edited by RestosIII, 03 February 2017 - 03:51 PM.


#26 cazidin

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 03:58 PM

View PostInsanity09, on 03 February 2017 - 03:07 PM, said:

So, if I'm reading this correctly, basically you are in favor of reducing all long range damage, and especially killing the effectiveness of gauss rifles.
I'm just kinda wondering why the hate on long range stuff?


The sad part is that PGI does far more to hurt long range damage builds than my joke threads ever will.


View PostFupDup, on 03 February 2017 - 03:09 PM, said:

Have you seen any of cazidin's threads over the past month or so?

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Should I stop? Posted Image

View PostMetus regem, on 03 February 2017 - 03:18 PM, said:

Cazidin, I think you forgot these:

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I prefer the Grape Crazy Pills, personally.


View PostHanky Spam, on 03 February 2017 - 03:35 PM, said:



I don't care if he is a troll or if he is serious Posted Image
I am just worried that PGI could listen to such persons...

It's not like that PGI always made understandable decisions in the past. Posted Image


That first assumes that PGI reads their own forums, which we know not to be true. Tina is paid to be cute at the office, have you seen the way she just skips around and messes with Lauren's stuff?


View PostMister Glitchdragon, on 03 February 2017 - 03:43 PM, said:

Great ideas, all! I'd like to see Gauss Rifles auto-explode whenever we overheat.


Brilliant! But let's make it a random chance to just... explode, spontaneously.

#27 RestosIII

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 03:59 PM

View Postcazidin, on 03 February 2017 - 03:58 PM, said:

That first assumes that PGI reads their own forums, which we know not to be true. Tina is paid to be cute at the office, have you seen the way she just skips around and messes with Lauren's stuff?


Mark comes around a decent amount, which is nice. He's the entire reason I feel bad every time I make a PGI joke.

#28 cazidin

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 04:01 PM

View PostRestosIII, on 03 February 2017 - 03:59 PM, said:


Mark comes around a decent amount, which is nice. He's the entire reason I feel bad every time I make a PGI joke.


Yeah, Mark is cool, but he also would just either shake his head at these threads or laugh.

#29 -MAC-

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 04:21 PM

Guass should just be removed from the game completely and replaced with better lrms.

#30 NighthawK1337

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 07:03 PM

Kinda misleading title. Why not just name the thread "Nerf every meta weapon"

Just spitballing here, why not nerf everything? That'll bring the TTK just below infinity.

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View PostHanky Spam, on 03 February 2017 - 03:24 PM, said:

Another cry nerf thread...


First time seeing a cazidin thread I see....

#31 cazidin

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 07:50 PM

View PostNighthawK1337, on 03 February 2017 - 07:03 PM, said:

Kinda misleading title. Why not just name the thread "Nerf every meta weapon"

Just spitballing here, why not nerf everything? That'll bring the TTK just below infinity.

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First time seeing a cazidin thread I see....


It started as Gauss Rifles and I just kept writing. It turned into every meta weapon, and LRMs.

I don't want EVERY weapon nerfed. I like my ER Small Laser Nova. Posted Image

#32 Wiley Coyote

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 08:00 PM

View PostRestosIII, on 03 February 2017 - 02:52 PM, said:


Hey, it doesn't count if I'm quoting myself. Technically only posted the gif once. ;)

Is that the same sort of logic Michael Bay uses when he re-uses shots from his older movies in newer ones?

#33 RestosIII

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 08:02 PM

View PostWiley Coyote, on 03 February 2017 - 08:00 PM, said:

Is that the same sort of logic Michael Bay uses when he re-uses shots from his older movies in newer ones?


If it works for one super rich man, it should work for a Clan Diamond Shark member.

Also, 100% unrelated thing, in spoilers because of how unrelated it is to even Battletech or this conversation, just need to mention this to SOMEONE in the world.

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#34 cazidin

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 08:05 PM

View PostRestosIII, on 03 February 2017 - 08:02 PM, said:


If it works for one super rich man, it should work for a Clan Diamond Shark member.

Also, 100% unrelated thing, in spoilers because of how unrelated it is to even Battletech or this conversation, just need to mention this to SOMEONE in the world.

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Smoke Jaguar? Don't you mean Jade Falcon?

#35 NighthawK1337

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 08:26 PM

View Postcazidin, on 03 February 2017 - 07:50 PM, said:

I don't want EVERY weapon nerfed. I like my ER Small Laser Nova. Posted Image


^_^ I love novas too, My AMS boat got like 450k exp.

#36 Kasumi Sumika

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 08:32 PM

*Making Joke about Clan Goliath Scorpion Dank Weed*


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#37 Battlemaster56

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 11:29 PM

View PostRestosIII, on 03 February 2017 - 03:27 PM, said:

So many people in this thread already taking him seriously. Cazidin, they alone are examples of why GD isn't ready for your forms of humor.

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He only need a few more enlightened topics, to bring the forums to there knees . And I'll be their with my gifs of random stuff. Join the Word of Cazadin and he bring us to forum heaven.

Edited by Battlemaster56, 04 February 2017 - 02:08 AM.


#38 RestosIII

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 11:39 PM

View PostBattlemaster56, on 03 February 2017 - 11:29 PM, said:


He only need one more "successful" forum then I shower him with random waifu gifs for his "enlightenment" to the fourms.


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I'm going to assume the reason I don't understand whatever you're saying is because I desperately need sleep. I'm going to go and attempt to remedy that.

#39 ingramli

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 11:54 PM

I play short-ranged setup most of the time, but i dont think nerfing the gauss or ppcs will help to balance the game. No matter how far u go, long range weapons still rules the most of the game in the first 5 mins, u will be killed before you can get close enough to fire your AC20 or SRMs anyway, this is how the game is designed and intended. Nerfing gauss or PPCs will only push the people become a LRM sucker, which is even worse IMO. LRM boats itself is not a strong playing style most of the time, but it ruins the playing experience for the others......

#40 Battlemaster56

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Posted 04 February 2017 - 12:12 AM

View PostRestosIII, on 03 February 2017 - 11:39 PM, said:


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I'm going to assume the reason I don't understand whatever you're saying is because I desperately need sleep. I'm going to go and attempt to remedy that.

Probably so or my job making me crazy.





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