82 replies to this topic

[Elizander]

grimzod, on 23 July 2012 - 05:01 AM, said:

I can guarantee, citing observation sof my own luck over th elast four decades, that I will be the very last Pender in existence. I betcha.

Pending like it's 3049!

[Sebastian Thrawn]

can i give u 120 Dollars to upgrade to Platinum Pender ?

[Stray Ion]

Shiinore, on 22 July 2012 - 11:57 PM, said:

It seems I can not even escape kpop on the forums.

This thread needs some horrible photoshop too, so I give you people this in accordance with prophecy.

[Stripes]

May the PENDING be with you!

[XxZylonxX]

Gold topic.

Made me laugh and well... sad.

[Ras187]

Coltaine, on 22 July 2012 - 11:55 PM, said:

The pender's program is available for participants of the founder's program. The pender's program has been introduced to further advance the pending experience of the pending founder.

As in the founder's program there will be multiple benefits of beeing a pender such as 3 new shiny titles and a little surprise.

Veteran Pender
If you can see the pending sign right now you are a veteran pender. Congratulations!

Elite Pender
You just have to get unlucky just a few more rounds. If you can see the pending sign after round #15, you're an elite pender. Good luck!

Legendary Pender
Only the most awesome people without any luck will get the most wanted title: Legendary Pender! You will also appear in the game in form of an easter egg. You just have to find it to see your name in all it's glory ingame!
We can not tell you at which point you are a legendary pender but without fail some of you will be in the small legendary group of penders. It could be you!


Elite penders will get a special mech module to bypass the waiting list before each round.
Legendary penders will get the legendary version of this module which lets them start the match 30 seconds before the other players!

Operarion Clarification
There is no NDA on the pender's program. You are allowed to tell the world everything about you being a pender! Isn't it great?


Everything in this article is totally fabricated and if you actually believe me, it's all your own fault.

BEST POST EVER,,,, LoL laughed my *** off.... im so close, pending for 10 rounds now,,,,, uhhh

Edited by Ras187, 23 July 2012 - 07:14 AM.

[PoPuP]

some one run to the store for
Coltaine


he's in dire need of some


for those pending way too much!

Edited by PoPuP, 23 July 2012 - 07:23 AM.

[Captain Fabulous]

Shiinore, on 22 July 2012 - 11:57 PM, said:

Of course you want it, Shii. How could you not want this?

[Coltaine]

PoPuP, on 23 July 2012 - 07:15 AM, said:

some one run to the store for
Coltaine


he's in dire need of some


for those pending way too much!

How can you read my thoughts? I really need those, now.
Or perhaps I should just eat my icescream slower to avoid this agonizing brainfreeze pain.

[Dagnome]

I believe this thread just made my day. Pend on brothers and sisters!

*Holds up his picket sign*

[RenegadeMaster]

There is also a Community Pender program...

This would compliment any existing Pender title, but this can only be granted by NVIDIA after about 10 rounds of Pending. They invite about 250 people to FINALLY play the game. As fresh meat for the beta testers who were also invited, you get fed pizza and then beer to wallow your sorrows in any slaughtering you are the victim of. You also get the opportunity to be personally thanked by Russ for waiting in Pending for so long.

NOTE: This program will no longer exist if beta invites are sent to all Founders program members.

[MntRunner]

Hi everyone, my name is MntRunner and I'm a Pender. I've been a pender for 11 invites now, and hope that I can be one of the final 1000 pender's so I can get the Ultimate Pender's badge.

[Sebastian Thrawn]

RenegadeMaster, on 23 July 2012 - 08:01 AM, said:

There is also a Community Pender program...

This would compliment any existing Pender title, but this can only be granted by NVIDIA after about 10 rounds of Pending. They invite about 250 people to FINALLY play the game. As fresh meat for the beta testers who were also invited, you get fed pizza and then beer to wallow your sorrows in any slaughtering you are the victim of. You also get the opportunity to be personally thanked by Russ for waiting in Pending for so long.

NOTE: This program will no longer exist if beta invites are sent to all Founders program members.

STOP i only would participate on this programm if NVIDIA grants 2 hot girls for every Legendary Pender (PS NVIDIA, i want those with big boobs^^)

[Xathanael]

Stray Ion, on 23 July 2012 - 06:44 AM, said:

It seems I can not even escape kpop on the forums.

This thread needs some horrible photoshop too, so I give you people this in accordance with prophecy.

GENIUS GENIUS GENIUS

[Forever Pending Kerensky]

this sounds like something i'd be interested in

[Xaeok]

To those of you unclear of your status within the Pender's Program. Be patient the situation will be resolved shortly....pending notification.

[Ace Rocketteer]

Oooh I's so feeling this pending Legendary Founder here I come rd #15 right how about Aug 7th cuz with my luck I won't get an invite til the 8th

Edited by Michael Dawson, 23 July 2012 - 12:47 PM.

[wendlebum]

can i bet on my legendary pender status or does my location outside the U.S make it a forgone conclusion.

[Chip Geek]

Looks like PEND is the new PWND.

[The Lobotomizer]

And if PGI hasn't been paying their bills it's a "Vendor Pender"