Mwo Jokes
#1
Posted 16 August 2017 - 09:04 PM
A Derp Deck.
#2
Posted 16 August 2017 - 09:08 PM
#3
Posted 16 August 2017 - 09:14 PM
#4
Posted 16 August 2017 - 09:41 PM
A MAD team
(I know probably terrible)
#5
Posted 16 August 2017 - 10:12 PM
Edited by xVLFBERHxT, 16 August 2017 - 10:13 PM.
#6
Posted 16 August 2017 - 10:14 PM
#7
Posted 16 August 2017 - 10:49 PM
Maybe it's Tourmaline.
#8
Posted 16 August 2017 - 10:53 PM
#9
Posted 16 August 2017 - 11:24 PM
#10
Posted 16 August 2017 - 11:32 PM
#12
Posted 17 August 2017 - 12:20 AM
#1:
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#2:
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There you go.
Now back to the salt, I reckon.
Edited by draiocht, 18 August 2017 - 06:14 PM.
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#13
Posted 17 August 2017 - 12:20 AM
1) [Redacted]
2) Why did the VIP pilot keep bumping into the green Kodiak? It thought it was a gummy bear and tried to bite it.
3) We asked PGI for reinforcements, and they gave us crabs..
4) How do you call reinforcements if your playing IS? You chant "Crab people, crab people"
5) [Redacted]
6) [Redacted]
7) [Redacted]
8) Why did the Marauder headshot Commander Adams? Because he was MAD.
9) What do you get when you stack two novas on top of eachother? A Supernova.
10) What do you call an organized 12-man, dropping a wave of 12 Novas in FP? Nova Corps.
11) What do you call a lance of IS mechs on sentry duty? Guardians of the Galaxy.
12) [Redacted]
13) [Redacted]
14) What do you get if you cross a Zeus with a Commando? A Cyclops.
15) [Redacted]
16) What is the most amazing mech in the game? The Awesome. Cose' its Awesome.
17) Why did the Ember get in trouble with the law? Cose' it was a Firestarter.
18) When the HPG is down, how do you send messages? You send a Raven.
19) Why did the Stalker get a restraining order? Cose' it was a bloody pervert.
20) [Redacted]
BONUS ROUND:
Here's an oldy, but a goldie.. not actually mine.. the credit for this one goes to Breaker76:
When you disco, you must have a bad router, cose' the game code is perfect and never crashes. Also, it's Cryengine - so it runs on tears.
Edited by draiocht, 18 August 2017 - 06:40 PM.
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#14
Posted 17 August 2017 - 02:17 AM
#15
Posted 17 August 2017 - 05:19 AM
#16
Posted 17 August 2017 - 05:54 AM
#17
Posted 17 August 2017 - 06:01 AM
Match Maker.
Official Forums.
(this one is a joke pack).
#18
Posted 17 August 2017 - 06:27 AM
It made for good earnings in the short term, but it completely imbalanced the game making sure it would never gain wide spread popularity. New players arrive, play a few matches, then never come back.
#19
Posted 17 August 2017 - 06:31 AM
#20
Posted 17 August 2017 - 07:42 AM
Best you can do in this game being light... Get your dads pilot or motorcycle helmet, stick into " output" biggest PHILIPS earphones you can get, get a Locust, stick in it biggest engine, loads of MG's with flamers, press play on old tape-stereo where is Sweet-Fox on the run... and enjoy all that mayhem... unitl parents get home and chatch ya seting up a bedlam. (c)
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