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[Lux Monolithic]

What do you call a drop deck full of Mad Cat Mk. II's?


A Derp Deck.

[Lord0fHats]

Tautology

[RestosIII]

You know what's the ultimate joke in the Battletech universe?

[MadRover]

What do you call a team filled with MADs?

A MAD team

(I know probably terrible)

[xVLFBERHxT]

"Lava Gun" & "Lostech Shield"

Edited by xVLFBERHxT, 16 August 2017 - 10:13 PM.

[Jingseng]

Faction Play.

[MoonUnitBeta]

Maybe she's born with it.

Maybe it's Tourmaline.

[Thorqemada]

I will tell you a good joke soon™ !

[LordNothing]

mwo is its own joke.

[Appogee]

March Roadmap 2016: "Reintroduction of |nverse Kinematics".

[meteorol]

Jingseng, on 16 August 2017 - 10:14 PM, said:

Faction Play.

/thread

[FunkyT]

I'm gonna go out on a limb, not fill this thread with more salt and instead post some actual jokes I recently witnessed in stream chats

#1:

[Redacted]


#2:

[Redacted]

There you go.
Now back to the salt, I reckon.

Edited by draiocht, 18 August 2017 - 06:14 PM.
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[Vellron2005]

Here are some terrible jokes..

1) [Redacted]

2) Why did the VIP pilot keep bumping into the green Kodiak? It thought it was a gummy bear and tried to bite it.

3) We asked PGI for reinforcements, and they gave us crabs..

4) How do you call reinforcements if your playing IS? You chant "Crab people, crab people"

5) [Redacted]

6) [Redacted]

7) [Redacted]

8) Why did the Marauder headshot Commander Adams? Because he was MAD.

9) What do you get when you stack two novas on top of eachother? A Supernova.

10) What do you call an organized 12-man, dropping a wave of 12 Novas in FP? Nova Corps.

11) What do you call a lance of IS mechs on sentry duty? Guardians of the Galaxy.

12) [Redacted]

13) [Redacted]

14) What do you get if you cross a Zeus with a Commando? A Cyclops.

15) [Redacted]

16) What is the most amazing mech in the game? The Awesome. Cose' its Awesome.

17) Why did the Ember get in trouble with the law? Cose' it was a Firestarter.

18) When the HPG is down, how do you send messages? You send a Raven.

19) Why did the Stalker get a restraining order? Cose' it was a bloody pervert.

20) [Redacted]

BONUS ROUND:

Here's an oldy, but a goldie.. not actually mine.. the credit for this one goes to Breaker76:

When you disco, you must have a bad router, cose' the game code is perfect and never crashes. Also, it's Cryengine - so it runs on tears.

Edited by draiocht, 18 August 2017 - 06:40 PM.
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[Gusevich]

MWO is a complete, fully viable product with vivid community.

[mouser42]

team work in pugs

[- World Eater -]

Incursion

[Jingseng]

Tier Rating.
Match Maker.
Official Forums.

(this one is a joke pack).

[Yellonet]

The introduction of clans.


It made for good earnings in the short term, but it completely imbalanced the game making sure it would never gain wide spread popularity. New players arrive, play a few matches, then never come back.

[SlippnGriff]

Lrms

[C4NC3R]

Lights... cause...

Best you can do in this game being light... Get your dads pilot or motorcycle helmet, stick into " output" biggest PHILIPS earphones you can get, get a Locust, stick in it biggest engine, loads of MG's with flamers, press play on old tape-stereo where is Sweet-Fox on the run... and enjoy all that mayhem... unitl parents get home and chatch ya seting up a bedlam. (c)