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[JediPanther]

Pretty funny my old unit predicted such things and disbanded. I haven't bothered with cw since phase 2.5 or whatever they called it a few years back. Sucks to be is unless you just save the is mechs for sq play only. Cw is clan all clan.

[MischiefSC]

ccrider, on 28 November 2017 - 03:59 PM, said:

I will say that the IS pugs were far more willing to cooperate this event. That is noteworthy. The problem is that balance is so garbage that if 12 random clan players simply build their mechs correctly, they stand a good chance of beating an average IS 12 man. Even without coordinating. If the same scenario played out for IS players, they would get steam rolled by a garbage clan unit. However, the real difference is that IS players will continue to queue up no matter how far the blue bar gets crammed up our rumps. As soon as the yellow bar hits 70 or so, all the drops dry up and you can't get a match unless you get lucky and manage to drop against Kcom or Evil and then keep dropping against each other. That's sad. I'd make an abusive relationship joke here but A it's tasteless and B it hits to close to the truth at this point in "balance." There is literally no phase anymore that IS is best at. Brawling? Nope, linebackers, Mad Iics or Orion Iics can wreck face. Midrange? Haha haha. Long range? Again, if anyone thinks the 1 percent damage IS puts out at max range is scary, they are bad. Within 800 meters, every trade is going to go clans way in a match of even skill. I don't want broken thunderwubs back, or the 3 months of mega quirks that were ridiculous. But something needs to change so that IS has options beyond nailbiter, getting their asses whipped or hoping for a garbage LRM pug team to stomp.


Also, die clanner!


P.S. how's your Clan Davion hair doing mischief? I've found FRR mead works great as a conditioner
I can hook you up if you're lie on product.

All my mechs say Clan Davion on them. I still get my regular shipments.

Gotta stay pretty.

Speaking of which, I found out that (very fittingly) if you do the CGB faction camo and then do hotrod red for the first color and any bright blue for the second, you get the most eye-bleaching pink.

[Grus]

MischiefSC, on 28 November 2017 - 05:17 PM, said:

All my mechs say Clan Davion on them. I still get my regular shipments.

Gotta stay pretty.

Speaking of which, I found out that (very fittingly) if you do the CGB faction camo and then do hotrod red for the first color and any bright blue for the second, you get the most eye-bleaching pink.

Almost as painful to look at as some of the BCMC paintjobs.

[McGoat]

You shut your mouf!

[Johnathan Tanner]

Grus, on 28 November 2017 - 05:52 PM, said:

Almost as painful to look at as some of the BCMC paintjobs.

[Lovas]

Grus, on 28 November 2017 - 05:52 PM, said:

Almost as painful to look at as some of the BCMC paintjobs.

Grus, you are just jealous of our space Mardi Gras ways.

[MischiefSC]

Johnathan Tanner, on 28 November 2017 - 07:04 PM, said:

Have you dared to refuse my Batchtall, you insignificant Freebirth? I will have you know I earned my Bloodname in my Trial of Position 80 tons lighter than my opponents, and I have been involved in numerous Trials of Possession against the Inner Sphere, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in honorable Zellbrigen and I am the most accomplished Mechwarrior in the entire Clan Toumen. You are nothing to me but just another Surrat. I will crush you beneath my claws with precision the likes of which no targeting computer can calculate, mark my words Stravag. You think you can get away with your incoherent drivel over open HPG transmission? Think again, Freebirth. As we speak I am contacting the Grand Council in the Kerensky Cluster, and your coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Surrat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Your life is forfeit, Freebirth. I can jump to any system, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that is just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unaugmented combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Strana Mechty manufacturing infrastructure and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable life off the face of the Inner Sphere, you little Stravag. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your uneducated tongue. But you could not, you did not, and now you are paying the price, you barbaric Spheroid. I will descend upon you with the fury of the [insert Clan Davion Totem Animal here] and you will drown in blood.

Well bargained and done freebirth.

[Commander A9]

This may or may not have been caused by rage directed against me...

[Lovas]

Commander A9, on 28 November 2017 - 08:26 PM, said:

This may or may not have been caused by rage directed against me...

I’m surprised that this is the only one

[ccrider]

MischiefSC, on 28 November 2017 - 08:20 PM, said:

Have you dared to refuse my Batchtall, you insignificant Freebirth? I will have you know I earned my Bloodname in my Trial of Position 80 tons lighter than my opponents, and I have been involved in numerous Trials of Possession against the Inner Sphere, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in honorable Zellbrigen and I am the most accomplished Mechwarrior in the entire Clan Toumen. You are nothing to me but just another Surrat. I will crush you beneath my claws with precision the likes of which no targeting computer can calculate, mark my words Stravag. You think you can get away with your incoherent drivel over open HPG transmission? Think again, Freebirth. As we speak I am contacting the Grand Council in the Kerensky Cluster, and your coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Surrat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Your life is forfeit, Freebirth. I can jump to any system, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that is just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unaugmented combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Strana Mechty manufacturing infrastructure and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable life off the face of the Inner Sphere, you little Stravag. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your uneducated tongue. But you could not, you did not, and now you are paying the price, you barbaric Spheroid. I will descend upon you with the fury of the [insert Clan Davion Totem Animal here] and you will drown in blood.

Well bargained and done freebirth.

The Clan Davion totem animal is the Fox, only he has frosted tips and immaculate style. Day long trips to the spa ensure his skin is soft, while manicures, pedicures and massages keep him battle ready. Now find a picture of it.

[Johnathan Tanner]

MischiefSC, on 28 November 2017 - 08:20 PM, said:

but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Strana Mechty manufacturing infrastructure and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable life off the face of the Inner Sphere, you little Stravag.

So 8 gallons of mountain dew. And a manifesto saying atms are an acceptable alternative to clan davions traditional playstyle. Hahaha

[Johnathan Tanner]

ccrider, on 28 November 2017 - 09:22 PM, said:

The Clan Davion totem animal is the Fox, only he has frosted tips and immaculate style. Day long trips to the spa ensure his skin is soft, while manicures, pedicures and massages keep him battle ready. Now find a picture of it.

Fixed that for ya

[Holy Jackson]

MischiefSC, on 28 November 2017 - 05:17 PM, said:

AH HAHAHHAHA

[TWIAFU]

Johnathan Tanner, on 28 November 2017 - 09:53 PM, said:

Fixed that for ya

Don't mess with Thundarr!

[Johnathan Tanner]

TWIAFU, on 29 November 2017 - 04:36 AM, said:

Don't mess with Thundarr!

What are you going to do to stop me clanner? OOh wait, NOTHING HAHAHA cuz PGI took your bukkkit!

[TWIAFU]

Johnathan Tanner, on 29 November 2017 - 05:04 AM, said:

What are you going to do to stop me clanner? OOh wait, NOTHING HAHAHA cuz PGI took your bukkkit!

Jokes on you John, my bukkit is full of salt from the tears of baby seals.

My turn to make margarita's....

[Johnathan Tanner]

TWIAFU, on 29 November 2017 - 05:20 AM, said:

Jokes on you John, my bukkit is full of salt from the tears of baby seals.

My turn to make margarita's....

I suppose thats the difference between us. I dont seek or desire the tears of the pathetic and helpless steam players that make up the majority of the games population now. I have more refined taste. Like for the tears of units and people who know how to actually fight in this game. I still have hhod brand milk and tcaf vodka to make my white russians, meanwhile you are brown baggin cwi and cgbi on the corner.

[MischiefSC]

Johnathan Tanner, on 29 November 2017 - 05:59 AM, said:

I suppose thats the difference between us. I dont seek or desire the tears of the pathetic and helpless steam players that make up the majority of the games population now. I have more refined taste. Like for the tears of units and people who know how to actually fight in this game. I still have hhod brand milk and tcaf vodka to make my white russians, meanwhile you are brown baggin cwi and cgbi on the corner.

KCom doesn't use haxx - we just have so much accumulated IS unit tears we can use it for endless coolant flush.

[McGoat]

Time to collect some Clan tears, you're saying?

[Grus]

Lovas, on 28 November 2017 - 08:15 PM, said:

Grus, you are just jealous of our space Mardi Gras ways.

CGB camo best camo.