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[Hunter Gamma]

To be completely honest, this is the first time for a long time I visited our recruiting thread.

My reaction after browsing it back for a while:


Keep it classy Skjaldborg.

[Tooninki]

B B Wolfe, on 05 December 2012 - 09:56 AM, said:

Is that so?

Yes, the Wench (that lovely lady) that suplys me with mead and snacks usually takes care of that little breathanalyzer thing that prevents my Mech from starting when the pilot is drunk...

Otherwise i wouldnt be able to start my ride even if i only used mouthwash...

[Tearalum]

Tooninki, on 06 December 2012 - 10:44 AM, said:

Yes, the Wench (that lovely lady) that suplys me with mead and snacks usually takes care of that little breathanalyzer thing that prevents my Mech from starting when the pilot is drunk...

Otherwise i wouldnt be able to start my ride even if i only used mouthwash...

I'm confused. My mech doens't start if I'm sober. I thought everyones breath analyzer was configured that way.

(My tech is also planning on using a loop-feedback from my breath analyser to an external vent-port. He said something about "making my own flamethrowers obsolete" if we did that.)

[Taryys]

That thing is a breathalyzer?!??

I thought it was a "Charge!!!" declaration horn.

[Trevnor]

Well that explains a bunch of things. Like why you stumbled your 'mech from the hanger to the township, in a roughly straight line. And why you were screaming over comms "Death to Pandas!"

[Taryys]

Pandas? Yea, they look innocent in that black and white tux thing they are sporting, but they are not fooling anyone.
They are just gathering intel to take over all of the worlds!

[Watchit]

They're like the ninjas for bears

[Taryys]

See!!

Its not just me!
Do not underestimate their sneakiness.

[00dlez]

Taryys, on 07 December 2012 - 11:01 AM, said:

See!!

Its not just me!
Do not underestimate their sneakiness.

Have you ever seen a wild panda? ... Exactly...

They aren't going extinct, they are preparing....

[Taryys]

*gasp*

SEEEE!!! They are working in collusion with the mule-deer.
Yeaaarrgghhh! Those freaking mule-deer! They are all over Yellow Stone.

[Fetladral]

They like to disarm you with their cuteness then they will take over the world.

[Trevnor]

Can't forget Kolas. They specialize in aerial ambush.

[Sheogoraath]

Trevnor, on 08 December 2012 - 05:16 AM, said:

Can't forget Kolas. They specialize in aerial ambush.

Drop Bears



They're out there.

[B B Wolfe]

Sheogoraath, on 08 December 2012 - 02:38 PM, said:

Drop Bears



They're out there.

Holeeshi....

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Drop bears are freaking dangers to life. They do not care on what they feast.

[Watchit]

I once saw a drop bear drop into a double-decker bus... none survived...

[Fetladral]

Must. Not. Click. Dihmlink!

[Taryys]

So , they are the Honey Badger of of the Koala family?

[00dlez]

Kola Bears don't care, kola bears don't give a isht

[Stynnes]

00dlez, on 10 December 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

Kola Bears don't care, kola bears don't give a isht

Edited by Stynnes, 10 December 2012 - 08:47 PM.