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[Chuckie]

Aegis Kleais™, on 07 February 2012 - 06:28 AM, said:

But... if a noodle forever remains wet, how does fire get to burning it?

I have no idea.. go ask my wife. She knows how

[Mason Grimm]

Aegis Kleais™, on 07 February 2012 - 06:28 AM, said:

But... if a noodle forever remains wet, how does fire get to burning it? I am the PERSISTENT wet noodle! Sure, in real world, once the water evaporates from prolonged heat, the noodle begins to burn.

I suppose if you are a persistent wet noodle then not much can be done but I don't know many "ordinary combustible" materials that can survive a flashover (500C and up). Still, in this make-believe world where there is water that never evaporates or suffers from changes in state then I guess anything is possible

[Ian MacLeary]

Brakkyn, on 07 February 2012 - 06:27 AM, said:

Scout: *belch* "I...I see three, uh...Jenner's...woo-hoo, doggie! Thas alotta Jenners...ah, which one do I target fer, uh, fer...fer...you know...killin'?"

Commander: "Target the one in the middle. It's always the one in the middle..."

Scratch tha', command, I s-seem to have free... *three* target ret'cles as well. I'll just shoot 'em all. *hic*

CoffiNail, on 07 February 2012 - 06:28 AM, said:

The Jenner seems to have a field of displacment!

Yeah but my lasers seem to be AOE now! I should do this more often!

[guardian wolf]

@Ian Macleary
Man, I thought I was hammered, then I saw some poor bloke take a hard turn, right into wall. He fell over, and couldn't get up.
"Hey, buddy, you alright?"
"I wash jusht smacked by that atlash washn't I? *hic*"
"Uhhhh, command, send for an evac unit. Drunken mech pilot over here. Get him some coffee or something,"

[Helmer]

It's Soooooolllllaaris t....err Playtest time.

We know we're not going to see any video or screenshots today, but how about another write up or play by play of todays playtest? Pauls playtest after action report was awesome (Even if he confused a Medium for a Heavy. From what I understand he always overstates the size of his 'mech and his prowess with it anyways)

Edited by Helmer, 10 February 2012 - 09:42 AM.

[Vernius Ix]

*Kicks dog* RAGE BLACK RAGE!

[DarkTreader]

Vernius Ix, on 10 February 2012 - 09:14 AM, said:

*Kicks dog* RAGE BLACK RAGE!

Hm. This should have had the question 'What's a Nubian?' beforehand, for full effect...

[DarkLordTempest]

Metro, on 03 February 2012 - 06:32 AM, said:

It would appear.....Paul is not going to answer, or has ran and hid in the boiler room under the PGI offices.

Maybe we will just dump this PORK down the loading dock.

All that steam??? ...we will smoke Inouye outta there!

Or give him an endless supply of steamed hotdogs to stay there forever.

[Paul Inouye]

Hmmm... which Mech to play today? hmmm... life is tough. Think I might go Assault today. Decisions decisions.

Wait.. what was that? There's new stuff in today's build? Really? Neat!

[MaddMaxx]

Paul Inouye, on 10 February 2012 - 12:13 PM, said:

Hmmm... which Mech to play today? hmmm... life is tough. Think I might go Assault today. Decisions decisions.

Wait.. what was that? There's new stuff in today's build? Really? Neat!

Look up the definition of "IRE" good sir. I can see some coming your way...soon.

[CoffiNail]

Paul, Russ is joking with you when he says the Jenner is an Assault

[Chuckie]

Paul Inouye, on 10 February 2012 - 12:13 PM, said:

Hmmm... which Mech to play today? hmmm... life is tough. Think I might go Assault today. Decisions decisions.

Wait.. what was that? There's new stuff in today's build? Really? Neat!

Lets say a rabid fan got a airplane ticket to Vancouver, and slipped a certain person at a certain place a certain number of green objects (Or whatever color Canadian dollars are), what would the chances of that person getting a chance to get in the play testing.. ?

[DarkLordTempest]

Chuckie, on 10 February 2012 - 12:33 PM, said:

Lets say a rabid fan got a airplane ticket to Vancouver, and slipped a certain person at a certain place a certain number of green objects (Or whatever color Canadian dollars are), what would the chances of that person getting a chance to get in the play testing.. ?

Canadian dollars are different colours depending on what you are giving, I would happily take 4 brown ones from you or even some red ones.

[Havoc2]

I'd still take green ones of sufficient quantity.

[Havoc2]

}{avoc, on 10 February 2012 - 12:57 PM, said:

I'd still take green ones in sufficient quantity.

[Chuckie]

Unless you two have an "in" over at a certain place in Canada, the point is moot

[ilikain]

Paul Inouye, on 10 February 2012 - 12:13 PM, said:

Hmmm... which Mech to play today? hmmm... life is tough. Think I might go Assault today. Decisions decisions. Wait.. what was that? There's new stuff in today's build? Really? Neat!

Play one of the unseen!

[Felicitatem Parco]

What's this "Canada" place? Eh, probably just some lowly Periphery world or something...

[DaZur]

Paul...

While I realize you don't know me from Adam, and I likewise you, that in the grand scheme of things is irrelevant...

That said, I would like to discuss a trade agreement regarding my very attractive wife ( Who coincidentally has a clean federal record and can travel into and out of Canada with impunity via Wisconsin) and an opportunity for me to share with you and the rest of your PGI staff the play-testing enjoyment of MWO.

No, I have not discussed this potential transaction with her however this is Friday and that means baked fish, so I would not be missing her this evening and I am making a broad assumption regarding your marital status... Again, inconsequential considering the superficial benefits to both parties (Mostly me).

I suggest we move quickly on this offer before she gets wind of this and breaks my fingers, thus rendering me incapable of completely enjoying this opportunity...

While I realize all this might make you uncomfortable, understand that my wife only wants for me what makes me happy... so we're all good!

Your move good sir... times a'wasting!

Edited by DaZur, 10 February 2012 - 01:48 PM.

[DarkLordTempest]

Chuckie, on 10 February 2012 - 01:02 PM, said:

Unless you two have an "in" over at a certain place in Canada, the point is moot

I signed the NDA so...............can't help you ^-^