DaZur, on 10 February 2012 - 01:37 PM, said:
While I realize you don't know me from Adam, and I likewise you, that in the grand scheme of things is irrelevant...
That said, I would like to discuss a trade agreement regarding my very attractive wife ( Who coincidentally has a clean federal record and can travel into and out of Canada with impunity via Wisconsin) and an opportunity for me to share with you and the rest of your PGI staff the play-testing enjoyment of MWO.
No, I have not discussed this potential transaction with her however this is Friday and that means baked fish, so I would not be missing her this evening and I am making a broad assumption regarding your marital status... Again, inconsequential considering the superficial benefits to both parties (Mostly me).
I suggest we move quickly on this offer before she gets wind of this and breaks my fingers, thus rendering me incapable of completely enjoying this opportunity...
While I realize all this might make you uncomfortable, understand that my wife only wants for me what makes me happy... so we're all good!
Your move good sir... times a'wasting!
I just spit rootbeer all over all 3 of my screens reading this. hahahhaha
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