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[Felicitatem Parco]

DayGlo Large Laser

A Large Laser Variant that causes the outside skin of the target Mech to heat up extremely rapidly and glow very bright, above-and-beyond what normal laser weapons do, without causing the target to experience internal heat accumulation (so, it doesn't act like a Flamer).

This would be very, very fun to use on a Night Map...

[3Xtr3m3]

RACC-5
Rotary Auto CAT-Catapult.
Hurles Kittens at awesome speed and volume.

[Felicitatem Parco]

AC/2 Flak Ammunition

Fires rounds that explode on impact with a large burst of lingering black smoke, dealing small splash damage.
If you think the 4 AC/2 Jager is annoying now...

[Smhumbo]

DAT CHIP BAG
.KILLS BY TROWING CRUMBS ALL OVER THE OTHER MECHCOMMANDERS FACE AND STINGING HIS EYES

[Majorfatboy]

Don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but:

20mm Paint gun.
Think about it. Aim for cockpit, pull trigger, and perma-rustle the jimmies of your foes as they are now blind as hell.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Majorfatboy, on 23 June 2013 - 06:06 PM, said:

Don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but:

20mm Paint gun.
Think about it. Aim for cockpit, pull trigger, and perma-rustle the jimmies of your foes as they are now blind as hell.

I thought about that, but then remembered the Top Gear episode where James May dries to disable a fleeing vehicle by spraying pink paint all over it's windshield... but the baddie just used his wipers and it was gone.

So, then I came up with the idea of Expanding Polyurethane Foam SRM warheads: the explosive charge in the warhead is replaced with 2-part expanding polyurethane foam resins. Impact causes the microcapsules to burst and mix the 2 compounds instantly, and it reacts to rapidly engulf your opponent in a huge expanding glob of opaque, adhesive foam. Multiple impacts in the same area will make the foam globs overlap, and wipers will just spread the foam instead of clean it off.

[ydnar]

Valley Spike!
Walk into a valley and BANG! Spike right through Ur engine, causing many explosions and Massive dammage.


cOMPUTER viRUS
KILLS ALL ENEMY WEAPON AND INFECTS THE PLAYER HIMSELF
SPROUTING RAINBOW PIXELS!


Chaos Launcher
Causes homer simson dolls to come flying and donuts to be shuved into the enemy pilots systems causeing Malfunctions and
Explosion. Then it shoots Ye Expanding Foam to cover them mech, Flamers them, Ice Rays them, Throws DAT CHIP BAG INTO THERE FACE, and rainbow pooping unicorns to kill the mech.

[Wired]

Mech shrink ray. Shrinks mechs, makes them vulnerable to being stomped on.

Or the best weapon of all, whining on the forums about things you dont like in the game.

[Nathan Foxbane]

Rave Cannon- Forces all 'Mechs on the other team to dance. When it runs out of ammo they shut down for 3 minutes and the firing 'Mech explodes.

[Felicitatem Parco]

• PPC Array

Weight - 1ton
Hardpoint used - Energy
Function - Allows a User to mount up to 4 PPCs on a single energy hardopint.

[Vermaxx]

I think the most evil and annoying weapon is already in the game - machine gun.

Worthless in open combat against armored mechs, debatable value against damaged mechs. Totally sharts on the original function and value in the interest of making a cool sounding stream of bullets hit someone.

[Gremlich Johns]

A spider with MGs, a crapload of ammo, and Lag shield

[EvilSpazBot556]

The Swarm Gun!

Type: Ballistic

Function: LRM variant that fires a swarm of drones that are armed with LL's, and when there done they target the nearest mech and go back to there LRM antics!!

[Vanguard319]

I give you the most powerful weapon in the game:

The Mythril Pebble of Pig Smiting!

Capable of stopping even the mightiest of Battlemechs in it's tracks, forged in the fiery pits of Tartarus by the grand blacksmith of Lucifer himself in a time before the world began...

Fear the mighty weapon, for it owes allegiance to no one, and screws over all.

[dal10]

shameless steal from ngng.

laser pointer, all catapults and cataphracts chase the red dot.

power drainer. attempting to fire more than one gauss and/or ppc including ERs at a single time causes the hud to shut down for 30 seconds.

[Jukebox1986]

LBX-RAC20

What else to say?

[dal10]

urbanmechs.

[Dirus Nigh]

[Plaguetongue]

deployable pie catapult

[TychoTheItinerant]

Battlemech Taser.

http://www.sarna.net...attleMech_Taser