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Posted 23 February 2012 - 07:00 AM
#222
Posted 23 February 2012 - 07:12 AM
#223
Posted 23 February 2012 - 01:06 PM
#224
Posted 23 February 2012 - 01:51 PM
KaiserSoze, on 23 February 2012 - 07:12 AM, said:
The old MW2 "bubbleboy" code will make a comeback as well, except instead of displaying targeting spheres, it will open a Trivial Pursuit minigame featuring misprinted answer cards.
#225
Posted 23 February 2012 - 04:55 PM
#226
Posted 23 February 2012 - 06:21 PM
DaZur, on 23 February 2012 - 06:37 AM, said:
I thought that if you shot a 'mech in the groin, the pilot ejects?
#229
Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:58 AM
HanaYuriko, on 24 February 2012 - 02:52 AM, said:
You do relise that Summoner had it's head centered between its shoulder's right?
<__< One of the CSJ guys I play MW4 with tried to get me to watch that.. made it half way through the first episode then passed out after chocking on my own vomit.
Maybe mechwarrior games wont be the only thing to get a reboot...
#230
Posted 25 February 2012 - 03:29 AM
#231
Posted 25 February 2012 - 09:37 AM
#233
Posted 25 February 2012 - 10:58 AM
And now back to the remaining episodes... man, I'm bored
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 11:06 AM
#236
Posted 25 February 2012 - 09:05 PM
#237
Posted 26 February 2012 - 03:49 AM
PGI also has assembled a hit list of key players in the Dev team who are making MW:T and in order to get into MW:O, people who were banned by participating in this thread have to each kill at least one key member. Slots are limited so once all the key members are gone, we the trolls will then have to fight amongst ourselves to determine who gets to play MW:O. When we face each other, each fighter will say 'Enhanced Vision" at which point we will consume LSD and fight.
#238
Posted 26 February 2012 - 04:04 AM
HanaYuriko, on 24 February 2012 - 02:52 AM, said:
Ooooohhh, right in the Blast Panel!
It's like giving Butters a Glock!:eek:
TheRulesLawyer, on 25 February 2012 - 09:05 PM, said:
Holy crap, I though they banned stuff like that after the eighties!
Omigir, on 26 February 2012 - 03:49 AM, said:
Somehow I'm not seeing "internet troll high on acid" as a potent fighting force against anything but a software developer...
#239
Posted 26 February 2012 - 04:34 AM
#240
Posted 26 February 2012 - 08:04 AM
Revealed! A blatant attempt at inserting a subliminal message into MW:O!
From HANS (Half-Assad News Service). According to a well placed inside source a plan to affect video game players have come to light; 'Mechs have hands not to do anything useful like picking up objects, etc, but are a diabolical collaboration between the entire development and publishing team along with a "large sub sandwich restaurant" to subtly compel MW:O players to eat more sandwiches. This happens when the Mechs with hands occasionally yet cleverly do a motion that when viewed at the correct angle looks exactly like the "Five... Five dollar... Five dollar foot long..." hand gesture.
Top scientists have confirmed that this gesture directly leads to the increased sales of sub sandwiches resulting in a larger epidemic in obesity and heart related illnesses. FLOTUS Michelle Obama has assembled a top level advisory team to discuss what can be done at the federal level to combat this threat to the nation as well as the world at large. After all, we must protect the children.
Investigators are currently looking into the personal finances of all persons involved with MW:O to decide who are in violation of insider trading laws. Reportedly crime kingpin Bernie Madoff has been instrumental in diagramming the complex structure of this shadow organization. It is understood that several international law enforcement agencies are cooperating in bringing down the perpetrators.
Remember: We must investigate this based not on the facts but on the seriousness of the charge. We here at HANS© will not rest until all involved have confessed to this insidious conspiracy between Big Mech™ and Big Sandwich™.
Stay tuned for further developments.
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