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[Damon Howe]

Because it's pretty much been mentioned everywhere else already.

In the FRR, I'm allowed to....

-Drink as much mead as my mech weighs...so long as I refill the stock later.
-Paint my mech with an 'unamused' face where it's head is.
-Stream awesome anime to my enemies, then watch the explosions when we rain missiles on
them.
-Fire my PPC into the water and call it "fishing".
-Pilot an urbanmech.

Won't take all the glory, fill'er up!

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Weld a set of horns to my mechs head.
Mount an axe on ANYTHING
Walk around in a loinclotch and furs (hey, it's the trendy thing when it's snowing outside)

[Zaius Ex]

-Jump my Hatchetman from behind a stand of trees and axe the enemy a question
-Replace the head tech's wrenches with wenches
-Take fly agaric before battle as long as there are no friendly fire incidents
-Leave a bucket of water in my cockpit so that my mech can double as a sauna during long patrols

[Convaras Bloodskorn]

-Name my mech/unit/anything that requires a name with pieces of unheard of ancient Norse lore, even if I can't pronounce it
-Run an ammunition heavy weapons config without a CASE because it makes it -that- much more of a warrior's death
-Celebrate everyday as if it were St. Patty's
-Bellow incoherently as I'm dropping it in, because its not a real battle unless you start it with a battlecry
-Grow a beard that would make Santa Claus himself envious

[Dihm]

Crush the Snake,
See the Combine run before our axes,
Hear the lamentation of their women (that's all of them).

[Orcinus]

Be the designated driver.

[Convaras Bloodskorn]

Orcinus, on 16 February 2012 - 08:50 AM, said:

Be the designated driver.

Someone has to do it.

[KillBox]

-Make a "necklace" out of painted wooden shields for my Mech
-Rename all "Bars" in conquered territories "Meadhalls" and have them redecorated appropriately.
-Keep my blood alcohol level at only twice the legal driving limit... at all times... without fail
-Consider breweries more valuable defence targets than fuel depots
-Convert all surviving fuel depots into breweries
-Kill Dracs in excessively violent fashion
-Kill all other enemies in the same fashion

[Adridos]

Make a thread like this while having Clan Snow Raven in the sig.

[Dihm]

Adridos, on 16 February 2012 - 11:17 AM, said:

Make a thread like this while having Clan Snow Raven in the sig.

Shoo fly.

Edited by Dihm, 16 February 2012 - 11:19 AM.

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Adridos, on 16 February 2012 - 11:17 AM, said:

Make a thread like this while having Clan Snow Raven in the sig.

Exactly, if he tried that in the CapCon the Maskies would have him "taken care of".

Unless of course he died of starvation or disease first.

[Adridos]

Dihm, on 16 February 2012 - 11:19 AM, said:

Shoo fly.

Try to catch a fly in Hatchetman.

[Convaras Bloodskorn]

Catching isn't really our goal. Capture implies it's still alive.

[Articus]

-paint my ammuniton in various colours, so when i nail a clanner with my autocannons,i can yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW"
-run up to and kick a mech in the groin for no better reason than it amuses me.
-replace my coolant with mead.
-repeatedly stamp upon the light mechs untill its flat. then use it as a shield.

[Damon Howe]

Adridos, on 16 February 2012 - 11:17 AM, said:

Make a thread like this while having Clan Snow Raven in the sig.

-Fight the clans while bearing a clan sig.

CSR for life!

[Polymorphyne]

-Shout the battlecry "For the Free Rasalhague Republic!" Five times fast.

[Watchit]

- MPUI (Mech Piloting Under the Influence) becomes mandatory
- Use only weapons that require ammunition so you have an excuse to charge with melee once you run out
- Demand to see the universe's manager if you don't end up in Valhalla

[Polymorphyne]

Quote

Demand to see the universe's manager if you don't end up in Valhalla

Just win some Solaris matches, then youll be welcome in the Valhalla club any time!

[Jacob]

Spam enemies radio on nearly all frequencies with viking/folk metal, for the glory of Rasalhague of course.

[Alaskan Viking]

Wear Neurohelmets adorned with animal horns.

Not shower for years at a time, never shave my beard and drink myself half to death every night and, not only not be bitched at by the health and safety folks, but be considered a regular upstanding member of the community.

Rape and pillage.

Edited by Alaskan Viking, 19 February 2012 - 03:10 PM.