MechWarrior Pick-up Lines
#81
Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:21 PM
#82
Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:40 PM
"My Autocannon is better than standard. It's an Ultra. Want to see?"
"I think someone just used NARC on you, because I can't help but home in."
"Did you just get hit with TAG? My artillery is ready to fire on you."
"My nickname Streak SRM. I have lots of ammo, I can fire repeatedly, and I don't miss."
#83
Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:47 PM
#84
Posted 18 September 2012 - 10:06 PM
I'm a sex machine.... literally
Edited by mechasword, 18 September 2012 - 10:07 PM.
#86
Posted 19 September 2012 - 04:07 AM
+MISSLE LAUNCH DETECTED+
Missy: D:
Now for line....
Girl....I claim you as Isorla....cause your damn fine.
#89
Posted 19 September 2012 - 03:02 PM
MissWolfy, on 18 September 2012 - 08:11 AM, said:
Coralld, on 19 September 2012 - 08:30 AM, said:
If he did, it would have worked. Or so she claims.
#91
Posted 19 September 2012 - 03:51 PM
* Comstar called, they asked are you "there" yet.
* Unlike most mercs, I can't find your clint in the jungle.
* I'm about to go critical, where do you want me to put it?
* My Ac doesn't use ammo, wana go in the corner and do it?
Edited by Blackfire1, 19 September 2012 - 04:03 PM.
#92
Posted 19 September 2012 - 04:33 PM
"Did you just do an Alpha strike??? Cuz you're hot baby!"
(never was good at pick-up lines... always told my wife how i felt and that's all i needed)
#93
Posted 19 September 2012 - 04:39 PM
Blackfire1, on 19 September 2012 - 03:51 PM, said:
Telecleez, on 19 September 2012 - 04:33 PM, said:
MissWolfy, on 19 September 2012 - 02:28 PM, said:
I have enough heat sinks for the two of us and my ride is Awesome.
#94
Posted 19 September 2012 - 05:38 PM
#95
Posted 19 September 2012 - 06:12 PM
Coralld, on 19 September 2012 - 08:30 AM, said:
I did that because of two things.
1. To ensure nobody starts hitting on the G.I.R.L.
2. To stop the "I'm a girl!" attention *****
It kind of worked.
#96
Posted 19 September 2012 - 06:53 PM
mechasword, on 19 September 2012 - 06:12 PM, said:
1. To ensure nobody starts hitting on the G.I.R.L.
2. To stop the "I'm a girl!" attention *****
It kind of worked.
lmao now if only we could stop the "i'm a hard-***" attention then you'd be set
#98
Posted 19 September 2012 - 07:35 PM
#99
Posted 20 September 2012 - 03:04 AM
#100
Posted 20 September 2012 - 12:08 PM
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