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[mechasword]

Mind if I install my data into you? Don't worry I got malware protection.

[Nakuru]

"Don't worry about the size of my lasers. I can fire them all night long."

"My Autocannon is better than standard. It's an Ultra. Want to see?"

"I think someone just used NARC on you, because I can't help but home in."

"Did you just get hit with TAG? My artillery is ready to fire on you."

"My nickname Streak SRM. I have lots of ammo, I can fire repeatedly, and I don't miss."

[Steve Varayis]

You must be really hot, because my Autocannon ammo just exploded.

[mechasword]

Processing sexiness...

I'm a sex machine.... literally

Edited by mechasword, 18 September 2012 - 10:07 PM.

[Maggitron]

mechasword, on 18 September 2012 - 12:42 PM, said:

OMG OMG A GIRL CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER, ADDRESS AND PANTIES?

Good grief

[Domoneky]

Ha ha ha ha Missy best thing that came to my head was the missle launch warning from MW3.
+MISSLE LAUNCH DETECTED+
Missy: D:

Now for line....
Girl....I claim you as Isorla....cause your damn fine.

[Coralld]

MissWolfy, on 18 September 2012 - 10:15 PM, said:

Good grief

It could be worse, he could have tried to use one of the many MW pickup lines here on you.

[Maggitron]

Coralld, on 19 September 2012 - 08:30 AM, said:

It could be worse, he could have tried to use one of the many MW pickup lines here on you.

I'm juts glad for his sake that he didn't because my boyfriend would of DFA'd him XD

[Hayashi]

MissWolfy, on 18 September 2012 - 08:11 AM, said:

I'm a girl playing Mechwarrior and some of those pick up lines are so great, I'd have to give in XD! You all crack me up.

Coralld, on 19 September 2012 - 08:30 AM, said:

It could be worse, he could have tried to use one of the many MW pickup lines here on you.

If he did, it would have worked. Or so she claims.

[Maggitron]

Hayashi, on 19 September 2012 - 03:02 PM, said:

If he did, it would have worked. Or so she claims.

As in my boyfriend or when I was single, which I never will be again!

[Blackfire1]

This thread is slowing turning into a single bar... >.< not like I'm helping any.

* Comstar called, they asked are you "there" yet.

* Unlike most mercs, I can't find your clint in the jungle.

* I'm about to go critical, where do you want me to put it?

* My Ac doesn't use ammo, wana go in the corner and do it?

Edited by Blackfire1, 19 September 2012 - 04:03 PM.

[Telecleez]

"It must be love... i just got hit with and Arrow IV!"

"Did you just do an Alpha strike??? Cuz you're hot baby!"

(never was good at pick-up lines... always told my wife how i felt and that's all i needed)

[Hayashi]

Blackfire1, on 19 September 2012 - 03:51 PM, said:

This thread is slowing turning into a single bar... >.<

Telecleez, on 19 September 2012 - 04:33 PM, said:

"It must be love... i just got hit with and Arrow IV!" "Did you just do an Alpha strike??? Cuz you're hot baby!" (never was good at pick-up lines... always told my wife how i felt and that's all i needed)

MissWolfy, on 19 September 2012 - 02:28 PM, said:

I'm juts glad for his sake that he didn't because my boyfriend would of DFA'd him XD

I have enough heat sinks for the two of us and my ride is Awesome.

[Cyrusxs]

Definitely following this topic, pretty darn funny though quite frankly I'm awful at pickup lines so I can't really think of any....

[mechasword]

Coralld, on 19 September 2012 - 08:30 AM, said:

It could be worse, he could have tried to use one of the many MW pickup lines here on you.

I did that because of two things.

1. To ensure nobody starts hitting on the G.I.R.L.
2. To stop the "I'm a girl!" attention *****

It kind of worked.

[Maggitron]

mechasword, on 19 September 2012 - 06:12 PM, said:

I did that because of two things.

1. To ensure nobody starts hitting on the G.I.R.L.
2. To stop the "I'm a girl!" attention *****

It kind of worked.

lmao now if only we could stop the "i'm a hard-***" attention then you'd be set

[Steve Varayis]

MissWolfy, on 19 September 2012 - 06:53 PM, said:

lmao now if only we could stop the "i'm a hard-***" attention then you'd be set

If only we all could be 'set'...

now for a piack up line

"You're so hot, my ammo is exploding"

or

"Want me to Alpha Strike you?"

[Coralld]

"Baby, I am like an Atlas, because I never stop and just keep coming."

[mechasword]

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[Domoneky]

A night with me is like an Assault Mech. Slow and utterly gratifying.