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#21 WTChance

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 12:38 AM

Sure, you've played with lasers, but I've upgraded to pulse.

#22 Skoll Lokeson

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 12:43 AM

So... you want to go back to my place, quiaff?

#23 Moarginplz

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 12:43 AM

It's a good thing I'm running double heat sinks, because things got hot when you walked in.

#24 Blackfire1

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 12:49 AM

Where did I say warped? lol

awww love you too awesome german girl.

Edited by Blackfire1, 10 September 2012 - 12:53 AM.


#25 Peter Valentine

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 12:50 AM


Blackfire1 you made my day!:D


#26 Blackfire1

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 12:55 AM

View PostJaviSS, on 10 September 2012 - 12:24 AM, said:

"I´ve seen your PPC darling... now what should I do :D , to get the ER version?"


The correct answer: Everything.

#27 Domoneky

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 05:16 AM

"Girl, your so hot....you make my Ammo explode"

"Want to take a ride on my throttle stick?"

"Girls got a rack like two Overlord DropShips"

"Baby, let me show you why I'm called 85 tons of fun" (Stalkers!)

#28 Kimimura

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 05:26 AM

Are my heatsinks busted, or did you just walk in?

#29 Phiren

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 05:47 AM

"I'd burn you with my lasers but you're already running hot."

"Hey girl, you're so cool, you're better than a double heatsink"

Edited by Phiren, 10 September 2012 - 05:48 AM.


#30 Domoneky

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 12:05 PM

"I can break you like I did that Atlas....in Bed"

"Oh Girl, you look so fine you must have been a truborn"

"Your so hot even Kerensky himself would make the journy back for you"

"Oh Baby, your systems MUST be Nominal"

#31 Coralld

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 01:26 PM

(Guys) "Excuse me girl but I couldn't help but notice your RAC, are they 5's?"

(Girls) "You look like you have an AC/10, I bet I can make it into an Ultra."

Edited by Coralld, 10 September 2012 - 01:32 PM.


#32 octatonic

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 01:52 PM

Hey, are you a fedcom citizen? Because you can't read and haven't washed in months!

#33 Outburst

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 01:57 PM

"Would you like to see my Atlas collection?"

#34 octatonic

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 02:00 PM

Hey babe, do you like giant robots?
No?

Oh

well then

#35 Ayane Yokosuka

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 02:07 PM

I am so glad this was linked to me... *shakes head at Blackfire1*

#36 Jmb

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 02:28 PM

*looks at a female mech pilot in typical gear before she puts on her vest* Nice outfit.
(For those unaware, mech pilots tend to wear very loose clothing as it gets hot in the cockpit. Typical attire is a t-shirt, shorts, combat boots in case you're forced to eject, and a coolant vest, with the same coolant as the heatsinks, that doubles as a bulletproof vest. Underwear is optional. For mechwarriors modesty is a luxury that can't be afforded.)

#37 octatonic

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 02:33 PM

Wow, you're really treating me like a princess, because I just had sex with my cousin!

#38 3Xtr3m3

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 02:39 PM

I would add something referring to a ride on a "Blackhawk", but I think that line would be "Nova".

#39 octatonic

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 02:57 PM

Hey I bet you're a Comstar technician, cause I can tell you've never actually had meaningful human contact!

#40 KingMaker

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 03:00 PM

"I haven't seen a rack like that since the last Catapault I faced."



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