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#41 octatonic

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 03:11 PM

You remind me of a small laser, you weight like, half a ton

You should probably excercise more, really.

#42 Darren Sirion

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 03:33 PM

Pick-up Lines:


For use by a Northwind Highlander - "Hey baby, do you have a little Scottish in you? Would you LIKE to?"

For use on one of the Techs - "Hey handsome, I think you've got JUST the part I need for my torso."

For Inner Sphere MechWarrior use after 3049 - "Babe, I'm like Triple-Strength Myomer - the hotter it gets, the better I am."

For use on an Elemental (paraphrased from Baldur's Gate 1) - "I love a man in Power Armor; they look so...hard."

For use by a LAM (Land-Air Mech) pilot - "Know what's great about LAM pilots, babe? We can get up, and STAY up!"

For use on a MechWarrior - "Honey, I'm like a hit to your Gyro - once I've taken you down, you won't be able to walk straight afterwards."

For use on a MechWarrior - "There's easier ways than Legging to take me down; you could start with buying me a drink."

Rejections:


For use by a female MechWarrior - "I don't go for guys with Ultra ACs. They seem like a blast for about a minute, but then they're spent."

For use on a MechWarrior - "Whoa! Looks like you took a head-shot from an AC20 Uglycannon."

Female MechWarriors - "Never date a man who laser-boats; they're all flash."

For use by a Mercenary - "No thanks - I've salvaged better trash than you off of a battlefield."

Edited by Darren Sirion, 10 September 2012 - 03:55 PM.


#43 Porphyrogennetos

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 04:08 PM

This thread is great lol

#44 Domoneky

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 04:39 PM

For passing a hot girl at the bar or Mech Bay: "My Heat Levels just went Critical"

Tech hitting on a MechWarrior: "Trust me Babe, I know ALL the right places"

#45 Zakatak

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 06:21 PM

And I thought MY Longbow had a nice rack!

#46 Joe Lean

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 07:18 PM

"Let me show you my Legendary Founder's Package..."

"You're a Comstar Acolyte, aren't you? Perhaps you can take a look at my Hyper Pulse Generator..."

Person 1: "On a cool, clear Terran night, when the stars are twinkling high above, I can still see the Big Dipper."
Person 2: "That's what she said."

"Hey sweetheart... this may not be an XL engine, but it's got more staying power."
or: "... but my Mech will stay upright longer"
or: "... but it can take more than 20 points of damage and still remain upright without having to roll above a 7"

Edited by Joe Lean, 10 September 2012 - 08:03 PM.


#47 Nakuru

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 07:47 PM

"I must need more heat sinks because looking at you has me about to shut down."

"If you want some real fun, come to my room. I'll show you some Awesome style."

"I don't know which is hotter: An ER PPC or you?"

"I hope you have some extra heat sinks on you. You're looking real hot tonight."

"How about you and me go Commando in my 'battlefield'?"

"I would love to get the drop on you from my Overlord."

"If I were to bring my Stalker with your Atlas, do you think we could drop together?"

"I was built like a Jenner. I can run all night long."

"If you'll take me to your Catapult, I'll inspect your racks for you."

#48 Shameus

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 07:50 PM

You must have been tagged by a NARC Beacon baby because I'm locked on.

Baby your so hot your must be a heavy flamer.

My ejection lever seems to be stuck can you give it a tug?

Baby your like a white dwarf, Extremly Hot...but not very bright(from somewhere on facebook but seems applicable for life among the stars)

Once you go Elemental you never go back.

My Beagle Probe just went active!

#49 Blackfire1

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 01:22 AM

View PostAyane Yokosuka, on 10 September 2012 - 02:07 PM, said:

I am so glad this was linked to me... *shakes head at Blackfire1*


What can I say Ayane. You must be an Assault pilot, because you look like you could take a pounding.


B)

I've been holding that back for a few days. I feel SOOOOooo much better. :P



on a side note... some of these the other people are making... are great. Pure awesome.

Edited by Blackfire1, 11 September 2012 - 02:37 AM.


#50 CommanderBoom

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 01:49 AM

NO! I can't stop now! Im gonna override and go for it, its fine baby, I'm CASE'd.
(*sigh* not very good at this, but I love the thread)

Edited by CommanderBoom, 11 September 2012 - 01:50 AM.


#51 Blackfire1

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 01:57 AM

You know at some point I'm going to have to stop remembering these or making them up as I go and look at a web page. >.<

My integrity is telling me no. But I know I'm going to run out of ideas soon.

#52 Domoneky

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 02:04 AM

Someone get some Coolant for Blackfire! His Brain is overheating!!!!

#53 Blackfire1

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 02:14 AM

I just converted another 15 or so. I put them on my first post. :(

Edit: Correction 25. Thats good for one night.

I would also do a few female pov ones. But I can't tap into my *** side at all right now.

Edited by Blackfire1, 11 September 2012 - 02:20 AM.


#54 Coralld

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 10:36 AM

"I'd like to slap an XL on you so we can get to third base quick, fast, and in a hurry."

#55 Blackfire1

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 11:35 AM

View PostCoralld, on 11 September 2012 - 10:36 AM, said:

"I'd like to slap an XL on you so we can get to third base quick, fast, and in a hurry."


HA!

#56 Coralld

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 12:12 PM

View PostBlackfire1, on 11 September 2012 - 11:35 AM, said:


HA!

Glad you like.

#57 Nakuru

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 09:05 PM

"My targetting computer just tagged you as Awesome."

"Let's play C3. You be the master, and I'll be your slave."

#58 Blackfire1

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Posted 12 September 2012 - 12:20 AM

You know most women tend to prefer being the sub. Or in many cases a switch.
(don't ask me how I know that) :(

#59 Blackfire1

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 01:13 AM

added a few more.

#60 MADEVIL

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 01:44 AM

I've got at Long Tom in my pants waiting to unload down your range



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