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[Paul Inouye]

Play-By-Play:


Engineer: "Paul, you got a sec to try out the latest build?"
Paul: "No.. I'm sorting my Magic Cards"
Engineer: "Oh okay... sorry"
Paul: "Come back here dumba**. Just in the test lab?"
Engineer: "Yeah thanks.. I'll find someone to play against you"
Paul: "Okay"
Engineer: "Okay.. Garth said he'll play"
Paul: "Okay"

*everyone heads to test lab*

Garth: "So I just shoot at Paul?"
*starts walking around in his Mech*

Paul: "***!?"
*puts down magic cards and grabs the mouse*

15 minutes of *click* *click* *click* Ooo nice shot! *click* *click* @*#(&(*()@#$ *click* *click* *click* Woah you see that explosion?! *click* *click* *click*

Paul in a light after stripping both arms off Garth: Hahaha I'm sooo gonna kill you..

*runs behind a hill to flank and waits*... *Garth crests the hill a lot higher up than expected*...

Paul: Oh what the hell? You were supposed to go the other way!

*click* *click* *click* I assplode.

Game over.

Go get a Pepsi and return to find that Garth posted here.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Garth Urblam FTW!

[Qman]

I challenge both Paul and Garth to a duel, 2 v 1....could you please send on the game files

Edited by Qman, 29 February 2012 - 04:22 PM.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Oh, Paul, I forgot to mention those were magic Tiles, that's why your cards didn't work.

[SilentWolff]

CoffiNail, on 29 February 2012 - 04:14 PM, said:

This exactly.

lol I concur

[CoffiNail]

Nahh i fully see it. They need to fully oil and polish the build before GDC. Make sure the press will not have a bugged test.

*edit*
Oh... I want to add Lucky ********

*double edit*
I figured that would be censor'd... Why would someone be offended... I am a *******.

Okay I like the censors at times. The mind can create worse words than I used hahaha.

Edited by CoffiNail, 29 February 2012 - 04:29 PM.

[Hartsblade]

Paul Inouye, on 29 February 2012 - 04:16 PM, said:

Play-By-Play:


Engineer: "Paul, you got a sec to try out the latest build?"
Paul: "No.. I'm sorting my Magic Cards"
Engineer: "Oh okay... sorry"
Paul: "Come back here dumba**. Just in the test lab?"
Engineer: "Yeah thanks.. I'll find someone to play against you"
Paul: "Okay"
Engineer: "Okay.. Garth said he'll play"
Paul: "Okay"

*everyone heads to test lab*

Garth: "So I just shoot at Paul?"
*starts walking around in his Mech*

Paul: "***!?"
*puts down magic cards and grabs the mouse*

15 minutes of *click* *click* *click* Ooo nice shot! *click* *click* @*#(&(*()@#$ *click* *click* *click* Woah you see that explosion?! *click* *click* *click*

Paul in a light after stripping both arms off Garth: Hahaha I'm sooo gonna kill you..

*runs behind a hill to flank and waits*... *Garth crests the hill a lot higher up than expected*...

Paul: Oh what the hell? You were supposed to go the other way!

*click* *click* *click* I assplode.

Game over.

Go get a Pepsi and return to find that Garth posted here.

Thanks Paul

[nubnub]

pic-a-please

[Tatius Pryde]

Garth Erlam, on 29 February 2012 - 03:44 PM, said:

So Paul and I just had an epic 1 vs. 1 duel. The testing method (not how the final game will work): the first person to lose ten times is the, well, loser. If you a duel, you use the same 'Mech (including damage) in the next one. The final score?

Garth - 10 kills

Paul - 7 kills

Quote of the match: "Oh what the hell? You were supposed to go the other way!" -Paul

WAIT A MINUTE!

if you LOSE? or WIN the duel you use the same mech WITH THE DAMAGE, so, we can say we have multipele mechs that retain damage when destroyed?.

or does that mean mechbays are in as you can repair during a mission.

[Garth Erlam]

Tatius Pryde, on 29 February 2012 - 04:45 PM, said:

WAIT A MINUTE!

if you LOSE? or WIN the duel you use the same mech WITH THE DAMAGE, so, we can say we have multipele mechs that retain damage when destroyed?.

or does that mean mechbays are in as you can repair during a mission.

/facepalm

"The testing method (not how the final game will work)"

[Pvt Dancer]

Garth Erlam, on 29 February 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

/facepalm

"The testing method (not how the final game will work)"

Win

[Tatius Pryde]

Garth Erlam, on 29 February 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

/facepalm

"The testing method (not how the final game will work)"

Dammit, and here i was thinking you would conferm you used mechbays for repair. oh well a fan can only try.

[Trireaper]

Paul plays Magic??
We need to meet....

[Garth Erlam]

I think he plays white/blue. You'd have to ask him

[Trireaper]

My day has been made... We should get together and play a huge tourney or maybe a round of Emperor!

[Adridos]

Paul Inouye, on 29 February 2012 - 04:16 PM, said:

Paul sorting cards...

Paul: "***!?"
*puts down magic cards and grabs the mouse*

15 minutes of *click* *click* *click* Ooo nice shot! *click* *click* @*#(&(*()@#$ *click* *click* *click* Woah you see that explosion?! *click* *click* *click*

...uberfail

Wait a minute. You have those nice throtles, pedals and stuff and you use mouse in the end? It must be really hard WIP for you not to even use proper controls. Good thing for me and other "mousers" here, seeing you can at least strip the hands off before going down.

BTW: Why arms, target legs.

[Paul Inouye]

Settle down now.. I only started playing Magic about a week and a half ago.

[ilkhan]

of course he plays blue/white, it's full of troll moves

[Paul Inouye]

Adridos, on 29 February 2012 - 05:21 PM, said:

BTW: Why arms, target legs.

Cause it's much funnier watching someone run around with no arms.

[Mechteric]

Paul Inouye, on 29 February 2012 - 05:22 PM, said:

Settle down now.. I only started playing Magic about a week and a half ago.

I played for about 4 years (middle school through most of high school). Let me tell you now, get out while you still can. Its not only a money sink, but they keep adding new stuff every year and keeping up is ridiculous. Its not worth it, drink booze instead!