Spear hit the slide to shut the door to his cabin as he headed straight for the table.
"F*CKING DRAGOON B*ST*RD!" He roared, kicking the table hard. The top desk shot straight out and barely having to look he hooked the dark glass rum bottle out of it. Pulling the cork with his teeth he spat it hard across the cabin as he began to pace. "Two days! Two days! B*stard is already trying to get us all killed! No! Not even two days! HE GOT HERE FIRST!" He kicked his chair hard enough to send it flying into the wall. Taking a long pull on the rum, he continued to march and swear. "Not this time. We're here for training! TRAINING! This isn't even a war company! This is prototypes and recruits!" He tugged at the bottle again. "I'm going to talk to Will, and pull us both out of he-...F*CK!" Barcelona is his home, no way he'll leave...He slumped onto the bed took another drink. "Tomorrow I'll talk to Will." He said quietly. "If he knew about whatever this is, he's on his own. Him and that stupid Dragoon." He took another pull on the rum.
Then he took another pull.
He was quietly dozing off in bed, what was left of the bottle carefully balanced on his chest when the comm buzzed loudly. "Sir?"
Spear slowly pushed his face off the floor. "What is it?" He said in as cheerfully high pitched voice as he could muster.
"Sorry to wake you sir, but we noticed something on the radar we thought you should know."
Spear waited, then sighed. "And that was?"
"Ehm we picked up a live Rifleman blundering through the forest. IDed it as Subcommander Andor's sir. Seems like he might be drunk sir."
"Swell." He finished crawling up the desk to his feet. "I shall go and collect him directly." He hooked another bottle of rum out the desk. "Have the chief have Ironborn ready by the time I get there."
"Ummm...sir?"
"YES Mr. Chief Engineer?" Spear said as he thumped into his command couch.
"Are you sure you...are you drunk sir?"
"Absofragginlutely!"
"Sir I can't let you -"
"We are MY Armoured WHAT Mr. Chief Enginseer?"
"Irregulars sir but-"
"Then do not question me when I do irregular things!"
"But sir..." The techie sputtered, "Do you really need the extra bottle?"
Spear looked down at the bottle in his hand. "You have a good point. An excellent point! Run and get it then."
"Wh-what?"
"Well it would be rude to show up with drinks for meself but not me good friend! It probably is just Draco that got us into this you know, Will had nothing to do with it I should expect. He'll need a drink as much as I do."
"Ah...I see sir. I'll go and get you another."
A few minutes later Spear stomped out of the dropship bay, weaving only slightly as he did so. The Chief Tech rested his head against the cool metal of the dropship wall before reaching for the intercom. "Control? Chief Landry. You're going to want to get a call put through to RAIHQ...it's happening again..."
"The Dragoon?"
"Yep."
"F*ck sake."
Spear shaved half a foot out of a tree as the big Devastator stumbled out of the forest. He was getting close to radar range on Will's Rifleman...
"Mech detected."
"Identimify."
"Command not recognised."
Spear swore, but the targetting screen screen in front of him identified it as a Rifleman with Vulkaneers IFF codes. Spear turned on his radio. "Will! Wiiiiiiiiiillllll! You alive in der?"
"Spear? Whadder you doing here?"
"What are you doing here?"
"Wrong tunnel. Dey go under the city. So we can be sneaky like. But went inna wrong one, so have to walk to the range."
Spear sighed. "Why are you going to the range?"
"For a walk. Needed some air t'sober up."
"In your mech?"
"The lid's up!"
Spear thought for a moment. "This is not a bad plan, me old friend." He popped his own cockpit and immediately got hit in the face with a branch as his mech lumbered onwards. "OW! F*CKING SON OF A C*NTING WH*RE!" He shut the cockpit. "CLOSE THE ******* LID 'TIL WE'RE OUDDA THE FOREST! MY F*CKING NOSE!"
Will burst out laughing over the comm. "Fine, no rum for you. I even had a spare bottle. Real f*cking thoughtful like. Bein' a good friend. But now it's all mine." Spear pulled the bottle and the ice pack the chief tech had thoughtful wrapped round it and held it to his bleeding nose.
"That's not good enough!"
"It's what?"
"I love weddings!"
"What?
"Drinks all around!"
"WHATCHOO FRAGGING TALKING ABOUT WILLIS?"
"WH-WHY IS THE WHY IS THE WHY IS THE WH-WHY IS THE WHY IS WHY IS THE WHY IS WHY IS THE RUM GONE?"
"WILL! I WILL GIVE YOU THE RUM IF YOU STOP F*CKING SINGING!"
"OKAY!"
"Just...just be quiet until we get to the range can talk arright?" Spear gingerly pulled the cork from the chilled rum, winced as he poured some on his nose and took a swig. He was answered by silence over the radio.
Eventually they left the forest and entered the Vulkaneers hidden training facility.
"Nice place y'git hid here."
"No talk time! Rum now please!"
"Right right right." Spear trundled his Devastator close to Will's Rifleman and popped the lid. Will's cockpit was full of branches and leaves, the mechwarror miraculously unscathed - he'd clearly kept his cockpit open the entire time. "Here y'go ye b*stard!" He shouted as he tossed the second bottle of rum to Will. Will fumbled the bottle and it landed on the floor of his cockpit, luckily not smashing. He picked it up and started to down it, sucking on it like a baby's bottle.
"Sooo..." Spear took a long pull on his own bottle as Will coughed rum over his cockpit. "How's Draco getting us killed this time, d'ye know?"
"Draco? He's cool this time. Just bought a base for the Dragoons..." Will's voice trailed off and he frowned.
"Yeeeeaaahhh...and gave my company a berth of bays. On that base. No charge."
"No cha-Well we're all screwed."
"Dat is literally the exact wording of me very own thoughts on the matter."
Spear regained consciousness with the sun shining brightly into his eyes.
"OhgodsI'mgonnabesick." Spear lurched forwards, projectile vomiting into the air as the 'mech reared up with him.
"Ohhhh friiiig!"
He rolled the mech onto it's front and continued to spew for a few seconds. "Oh gods that was nasty..."
He pushed his 'mech to it's feet, nearly falling as the left leg buckled underneath him. "Woah...Ohohohokaaaayyy Gav. Get it together." He slowly got the 'mech standing, and remembered why the 'mech was limping. "Oh ****...Will..."
He wiped some vomit from the console and reached behind his seat for his survival bag. Carefully he sipped at the bottle of water he'd retrieved, held it gently against his now sunburnt forehead. "I cannot believe I passed out with the lid open, on my ***...Ironborn, location, nearest mech."
"Rifleman sixty metres distant at 170 degrees."
"Hokay..." Spear took a shuddering step forward as he took an oxypill and a swallow of water. "Gonna be fine." He rounded the building he'd collapsed next to and saw Will's Rifleman pointing it's remaining arm at him.
"Spear...No matter what, we DO NOT admit this to Draco."
"Or we just go with the kill him plan." Spear croaked. "How's the head?"
"Rough..."
"Jog closer. I'll toss you an oxypill. Man, I passed out on my *** with the lid open...I am dehydrated to f*ck. My head is killing me."
He popped the lid just enough to flip an oxypill and bottle of water to Will. "Sip it." He demonstrated. "If you gulp it...you'll chunder. As you can see from my new paintjob, I already did..."
"Heh...yeah buddy. Why were we fighting?"
"You were drunk and pissed."
"Pissed? Why?"
Spear paused. "Will...do you remember anything from last night?"
[[No one interrupt us by the way. Hopefully you've enjoyed our shenanigans, but we aren't done yet Will just had to crash and I still have work. And yes Draco, in the years to come, as far as Spear will become utterly convinced, the entire clan invasion is your fault.]]
[[EDIT: The reason for Will's singing is we were hammering out the conversation on Skype and he chose to reply with this:
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Edited by RogueSpear, 26 September 2012 - 04:26 PM.