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#381 Illegal Username

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 10:32 AM

View Posta really smart dog wow, on 07 December 2012 - 05:52 PM, said:

jesus this thread is awful

much... like ur posting

#382 Tex Arcana

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 02:28 PM

^&*%$ !!
Is THIS where the candy is at?!

#383 Silent

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 03:16 PM

Candy is unhealthy for you.

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:49 PM

View PostVValter, on 03 December 2012 - 08:56 PM, said:

However there are still loose ends. How is MR. Ed connected to all this?? I propose that Walter Mondale and WALTER Disney were working together to create Disney Land and EPCOT, TALKING ANIMALS (MR. ED CONNECTION*) and also the HALL OF PRESIDENTS where of course AS WE ALL KNOW, there are ROBOT PRESIDENTS.

*Clearly the source of the Tetatae association.



STOP DRINKING THE KOOL-AID AND WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH.


RONALD Reagan was a ROBOT. A FALSE FLAG OPERATION, put forth by WALTER to deny the world control over effective space laser technology and a mastery of Robotics. Newt Gingrich wanted a moon base, to fight with his NEWTONAUTS against WALTER, but he was -silenced- by W. R.

Who was W.R.?????? One WILLARD Mitt ROMNEY, of course.


Thus WALTER and his GOONS would be safe on their lunar base, located in the WALTER crater for all time, waiting to emerge in the Battletech future of the 1980's with their lasers and space robotics! We must destroy the WALTER crater and also the MOON before 3025 and it is too late.



EDIT: TO put it to a question. Are these mere coincidences or are they hints of a vast conspiracy. Is the Trial of Walter a myth, or a judgment on humanity? Are GOONS to blame for all of these disparate events, or are they merely witnesses???


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#385 Reverend

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 07:38 AM

Bill Clinton could sort this thread out.

#386 Sadistic l

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:25 AM

View PostReverend, on 11 December 2012 - 07:38 AM, said:

Bill Clinton could sort this thread out.

Rev are you drunk and on a Bill Clinton kick again?

#387 Buck Cake

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:20 AM

How would the followers of Lowtax address climate change?

#388 Noesis

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:38 AM

Some avian related questions that deserves enlightenment I feel:


If a tree falls in a forest, far from anyone ears, does it make a sound? If so what kind of sound?

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

What would happen if an immoveable nest was flown into by an unstoppable bird?

#389 Agincourt

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 09:52 AM

View PostNoesis, on 12 December 2012 - 06:38 AM, said:

Some avian related questions that deserves enlightenment I feel:


If a tree falls in a forest, far from anyone ears, does it make a sound? If so what kind of sound?

The tree indeed makes a sound, which is most likely a crashing noise and/or a thud. Despite not being physically heard by anyone, the tree is still falling, which causes sound effects at various frequencies. Regardless of it going unnoticed by humans, a tree fell, and falling things make noises.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Scientists have recently mainly decided on the chicken being first, as the proteins required for egg production would have to have been produced by a chicken.

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What would happen if an immoveable nest was flown into by an unstoppable bird?

Probably something along these lines:

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Edited by Agincourt, 12 December 2012 - 09:54 AM.


#390 fil5000

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:42 PM

View PostBuck Cake, on 12 December 2012 - 06:20 AM, said:

How would the followers of Lowtax address climate change?


FIRE.

#391 Nekki Basara

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 02:45 PM

View PostReverend, on 11 December 2012 - 07:38 AM, said:

Bill Clinton could sort this thread out.
Man, I heard he might be given the job of Ambassador to Ireland. So much :allears:

#392 Chronojam

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 09:34 PM

View PostNekki Basara, on 12 December 2012 - 02:45 PM, said:

Man, I heard he might be given the job of Ambassador to Ireland. So much :allears:

Ambassador to our hearts.

#393 Grraarrgghh

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 07:39 AM

Young Billy C. could have totally crashed on my couch.

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#394 Tex Arcana

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 09:02 AM

View PostSocket7, on 03 December 2012 - 09:05 PM, said:

Goons! YOU HAVE MY AXE!

As soon as I can figure out how to attach it to my hunchback. :P

Oh screw it. Can I just use pew pew lazors instead?

OH OH! CAN I HAVE A LAZOR AXE? :ph34r:

http://realmansfood....anger-hawk-axe/

#395 Allen Wren

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 02:38 AM

View PostGrraarrgghh, on 14 December 2012 - 07:39 AM, said:

Young Billy C. could have totally crashed on my couch.

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Seriously, when I worked at this pizza joint in college (Bell's Greek Pizza, Penn State shout-out) I had a co-worker who looked just like young Bill. He would also skip out all the time, hop up the block to his place to hit his gravity bong and check up on his World of Warcraft character, which I could imagine being the sort of thing Bill would be into.

#396 Cartman726

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:34 AM

Did you guys enjoy this match as much as I did?



#397 Anders

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:02 AM

Mr. Cartman-Seven-two-six:

Thank you for the intel!

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment electrons and appreciate that you're spending your electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future electron spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

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#398 Nekki Basara

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 10:32 AM

View PostCartman726, on 17 December 2012 - 12:34 AM, said:

Did you guys enjoy this match as much as I did?


I didn't play in this because I have crap mechs and you managed to get one of the yank Battalions during our internal tournaments but hey, thanks for the free intel on your guys.

#399 chiXnhawk

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 10:47 AM

What intel? Doesn't everyone play that way?

#400 Cartman726

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 11:11 AM

super secret mech configs and super secret mech strats are super secret.

View PostAnders, on 17 December 2012 - 01:02 AM, said:

Mr. Cartman-Seven-two-six:

Thank you for the intel!

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment electrons and appreciate that you're spending your electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future electron spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

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Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
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Survivor of the Great Market Collapse of September 18, 3049
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Dear Anders,
I also would like to thank you for spending your protons with myself. See, my electrons just aren't the same without your protons to fill my electronic sub-shell and sustain my sp3 orbital. Please continue to excite my energetic spin into the next state so that I may fluores upon return to my ground state.

Edited by Cartman726, 17 December 2012 - 11:11 AM.




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