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[Illegal Username]

a really smart dog wow, on 07 December 2012 - 05:52 PM, said:

jesus this thread is awful

much... like ur posting

[Tex Arcana]

^&*%$ !!
Is THIS where the candy is at?!

[Silent]

Candy is unhealthy for you.

[Chronojam]

VValter, on 03 December 2012 - 08:56 PM, said:

However there are still loose ends. How is MR. Ed connected to all this?? I propose that Walter Mondale and WALTER Disney were working together to create Disney Land and EPCOT, TALKING ANIMALS (MR. ED CONNECTION*) and also the HALL OF PRESIDENTS where of course AS WE ALL KNOW, there are ROBOT PRESIDENTS.

*Clearly the source of the Tetatae association.



STOP DRINKING THE KOOL-AID AND WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH.


RONALD Reagan was a ROBOT. A FALSE FLAG OPERATION, put forth by WALTER to deny the world control over effective space laser technology and a mastery of Robotics. Newt Gingrich wanted a moon base, to fight with his NEWTONAUTS against WALTER, but he was -silenced- by W. R.

Who was W.R.?????? One WILLARD Mitt ROMNEY, of course.


Thus WALTER and his GOONS would be safe on their lunar base, located in the WALTER crater for all time, waiting to emerge in the Battletech future of the 1980's with their lasers and space robotics! We must destroy the WALTER crater and also the MOON before 3025 and it is too late.



EDIT: TO put it to a question. Are these mere coincidences or are they hints of a vast conspiracy. Is the Trial of Walter a myth, or a judgment on humanity? Are GOONS to blame for all of these disparate events, or are they merely witnesses???

Kyoon spotted

[Reverend]

Bill Clinton could sort this thread out.

[Sadistic l]

Reverend, on 11 December 2012 - 07:38 AM, said:

Bill Clinton could sort this thread out.

Rev are you drunk and on a Bill Clinton kick again?

[Buck Cake]

How would the followers of Lowtax address climate change?

[Noesis]

Some avian related questions that deserves enlightenment I feel:


If a tree falls in a forest, far from anyone ears, does it make a sound? If so what kind of sound?

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

What would happen if an immoveable nest was flown into by an unstoppable bird?

[Agincourt]

Noesis, on 12 December 2012 - 06:38 AM, said:

Some avian related questions that deserves enlightenment I feel:


If a tree falls in a forest, far from anyone ears, does it make a sound? If so what kind of sound?

The tree indeed makes a sound, which is most likely a crashing noise and/or a thud. Despite not being physically heard by anyone, the tree is still falling, which causes sound effects at various frequencies. Regardless of it going unnoticed by humans, a tree fell, and falling things make noises.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Scientists have recently mainly decided on the chicken being first, as the proteins required for egg production would have to have been produced by a chicken.

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What would happen if an immoveable nest was flown into by an unstoppable bird?

Probably something along these lines:

Edited by Agincourt, 12 December 2012 - 09:54 AM.

[fil5000]

Buck Cake, on 12 December 2012 - 06:20 AM, said:

How would the followers of Lowtax address climate change?

FIRE.

[Nekki Basara]

Reverend, on 11 December 2012 - 07:38 AM, said:

Bill Clinton could sort this thread out.

Man, I heard he might be given the job of Ambassador to Ireland. So much :allears:

[Chronojam]

Nekki Basara, on 12 December 2012 - 02:45 PM, said:

Man, I heard he might be given the job of Ambassador to Ireland. So much :allears:

Ambassador to our hearts.

[Grraarrgghh]

Young Billy C. could have totally crashed on my couch.

[Tex Arcana]

Socket7, on 03 December 2012 - 09:05 PM, said:

Goons! YOU HAVE MY AXE!

As soon as I can figure out how to attach it to my hunchback.

Oh screw it. Can I just use pew pew lazors instead?

OH OH! CAN I HAVE A LAZOR AXE?

http://realmansfood....anger-hawk-axe/

[Allen Wren]

Grraarrgghh, on 14 December 2012 - 07:39 AM, said:

Young Billy C. could have totally crashed on my couch.

Seriously, when I worked at this pizza joint in college (Bell's Greek Pizza, Penn State shout-out) I had a co-worker who looked just like young Bill. He would also skip out all the time, hop up the block to his place to hit his gravity bong and check up on his World of Warcraft character, which I could imagine being the sort of thing Bill would be into.

[Cartman726]

Did you guys enjoy this match as much as I did?

[Anders]

Mr. Cartman-Seven-two-six:

Thank you for the intel!

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment electrons and appreciate that you're spending your electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future electron spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

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[Nekki Basara]

Cartman726, on 17 December 2012 - 12:34 AM, said:

Did you guys enjoy this match as much as I did?

I didn't play in this because I have crap mechs and you managed to get one of the yank Battalions during our internal tournaments but hey, thanks for the free intel on your guys.

[chiXnhawk]

What intel? Doesn't everyone play that way?

[Cartman726]

super secret mech configs and super secret mech strats are super secret.

Anders, on 17 December 2012 - 01:02 AM, said:

Mr. Cartman-Seven-two-six:

Thank you for the intel!

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment electrons and appreciate that you're spending your electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future electron spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

Public Relations Officer
Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
Veteran of the First Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
A Draaaaaaagun Slayer, Victor over the "4 time crowned Champion from the day."
OpFor Veteran of Second Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
Survivor of the Great Market Collapse of September 18, 3049
Bro-Bots with Mech Romney, Member of the 53%
Commissioner of Entertainment Electrons
A [REDACTED] Asset
Oft Imitated, Never Duplicated
Crackin' Turtles since 3049
Master of the Trial of Walter
Marik Militia Masher
'Mechstradamus
Campaigning in the Inner Sphere for a better Capella
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis
Podcasting Propaganda Information directly to your Neurohelmet 24/7/365
ilKhan of Clan Moderator-in-Exile
"The Goonders"
Recipient of the First ever "Community Contributor Award" - "The December Star of 3049"
Bropocalypse Now Battalion - "The Fist of Lowtax"

Dear Anders,
I also would like to thank you for spending your protons with myself. See, my electrons just aren't the same without your protons to fill my electronic sub-shell and sustain my sp3 orbital. Please continue to excite my energetic spin into the next state so that I may fluores upon return to my ground state.

Edited by Cartman726, 17 December 2012 - 11:11 AM.