Ask a Goon Mk. II
#1
Posted 29 October 2012 - 04:05 PM
As it is now the age of the Open Beta, we here at the Word of Lowtax wish to open the lines of communication and answer any questions you may have about Goons or the Word of Lowtax.
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#2
Posted 29 October 2012 - 04:08 PM
Edited by JadeRaven, 29 October 2012 - 06:12 PM.
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 04:51 PM
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 05:08 PM
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 09:08 PM
#7
Posted 29 October 2012 - 09:24 PM
Ter Ushaka, on 29 October 2012 - 09:08 PM, said:
Mr. Ter Ushaka:
Yes. Yes it does.
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Anders
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#8
Posted 29 October 2012 - 09:40 PM
j/w.
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 09:48 PM
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 09:55 PM
#11
Posted 29 October 2012 - 10:23 PM
Xetherius, on 29 October 2012 - 09:55 PM, said:
Mr. Xetherius:
I'm sorry to report, but you're thinking of the wrong Anders. I am a robot, the one you're thinking of loves cats. Robots do not love cats.
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Robotically Yours,
Anders
Public Relations Officer
Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
Veteran of the First Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
A Draaaaaaagun Slayer, Victor over the "4 time crowned Champion from the day."
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'Mechstradamus
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#13
Posted 29 October 2012 - 10:27 PM
octatonic, on 29 October 2012 - 10:24 PM, said:
Ammunition based weapons are suboptimal. Strap more medium lasers to it instead.
tacos as special ammo might make machine guns useful. plus gauss rifles are far from sub-optimal.
Edited by dal10, 29 October 2012 - 10:27 PM.
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 10:49 PM
#15
Posted 30 October 2012 - 04:13 AM
Wreckus, on 29 October 2012 - 10:49 PM, said:
Space Poors piloting Fleas with nothing but machine guns are quite useful as target dummies. By proxy this would make machine guns useful..
and thank you for establishing this wonderful and informative thread once again.
Edited by demonr6, 30 October 2012 - 04:14 AM.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 04:57 AM
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 05:54 AM
#19
Posted 30 October 2012 - 06:41 AM
Q: "Why do you SQUUAWWK?"
A: Because we are birds, except for Anders who is a robot.
#20
Posted 30 October 2012 - 08:05 AM
Edit: Wow this layout is terrible. I try not to complain about things like this but really... wow... this is awful.
Edited by Banned, 30 October 2012 - 08:13 AM.
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