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[Banned]

How are your stats?

Anyone doing anything impressive?

[dal10]

can you guys win a match while running 8 Four ERPPC atlases?

[fil5000]

JustMe SR, on 02 November 2012 - 12:26 AM, said:

You Goons are just terrible at thinking.

And we ruin everything too.

[JustMe SR]

fil5000, on 02 November 2012 - 12:56 AM, said:

And we ruin everything too.

I noticed.

[Allen Wren]

Anders, on 01 November 2012 - 08:50 PM, said:

Mr. wanderer:

We have internal tribunals which deal with trouble makers like the aforementioned Mr. Wren. Suffice it to say that he, in direct contravention of Article 85.776(1)( B)(ii) of the High-Screech-Council Commands to wit: "Wasting the time of a great poster on the MW:O Forums in a Public Match in Which Squawks were Given (And not responding to the Questions of "Are you a Premade")" (not to be confused with Article 85.776(1)( B)(iii), which is "Wasting the time of a poor poster on the MW:O Forums in a Public Match in Which Squawks were Given (And not responding to the Questions of "Are you a Premade")" or Article 85.776(1)(a)(ii), "Wasting the time of a good to average poster on the MW:O Forums in a Public Match in Which Squawks were Not Given (But the other side identified us as Goons anyway)"), will be punished by having to take command of the J4G Penal Legion for the period of one (1) week.

We here at the Word of Lowtax thank you for bringing this to our attention, we can only hope that this was dealt with in a satisfactory manner to your satisfaction.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

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Oh, come on. What the balls. A week?

Edited by Allen Wren, 02 November 2012 - 01:46 AM.

[Wreckus]

Banned, on 01 November 2012 - 09:36 PM, said:

How are your stats?

Anyone doing anything impressive?

About what you'd expect for a primarily running premades with some pugging in the offhours... 163/19 W/L, 140/39 K/D

I think the only impressive thing at the moment is the sheer number of lances that are running at any one time. Until Community Warfare comes out there isn't much else to do other than farming for mechs.

[Anders]

Allen Wren, on 02 November 2012 - 01:45 AM, said:

Oh, come on. What the balls. A week?

Mr. Wren:

TWO WEEKS THEN!

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment electrons and appreciate that you're spending your posts on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future electron spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

Public Relations Officer
Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
Veteran of the First Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
A Draaaaaaagun Slayer, Victor over the "4 time crowned Champion from the day."
OpFor Veteran of Second Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
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Bro-Bots with Mech Romney, Member of the 53%
Commissioner of Entertainment Electrons
A [REDACTED] Asset
Oft Imitated, Never Duplicated
Crackin' Turtles since 3049
Master of the Trial of Walter
Marik Militia Masher
'Mechstradamus
Bropocalypse Now Battalion - "The Fist of Lowtax"

[Shibas]

fil5000, on 02 November 2012 - 12:56 AM, said:

And we ruin everything too.

At least we are equal opportunists. I think it would ruin the e-cred if we only ruined somethings and not everything.

[JustMe SR]

Shibas, on 02 November 2012 - 06:13 AM, said:

At least we are equal opportunists. I think it would ruin the e-cred if we only ruined somethings and not everything.

How is that, you haven't ruined Planetside 2, yet?

Good luck with ruining it though.

Edited by JustMe SR, 02 November 2012 - 06:20 AM.

[Banned]

sar·casm /ˈsärˌkazəm/
Noun:
1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
3. The use of sarcasm.

Edited by Banned, 02 November 2012 - 06:29 AM.

[wanderer]

Wreckus, on 01 November 2012 - 04:22 PM, said:

Just power down and we'll spare you a repair bill.

You can trust our e-honour.

Actually, I have done this. And yes, the Goon squad walked right on by and capped. Or shot off a few limbs on the way by because the concept of someone actually doing so was apparently mind-boggling to the Goon in question. You're Goons. Far as I'm concerned, it's all actually entertaining between the various reactions from the team I'm on and the Goons in question.

Generally, I prefer using the team I'm stuck with for target practice though when it happens. Which gets the same result only with higher entertainment values. Or heck, shoot me if you want to.

WoL decided to go with House Liao as their faction when all this started. In my book, that means "I don't waste a fellow faction member's time by increasing their repair bills or the amount of time it takes for them to win, if it's a premade full of them.". In fact, I want you to win faster and easier. I prefer that non-Liao players respond to seeing Goon units with fear, hatred, terror, and other irrational Internet emotions...and if they think of it as having already lost when you show up?

That just makes my life easier, and cheerfully throwing matches because "OMG, IT'S TEH GOONZ" provides me with plentiful entertainment value for my limited electron budget, to paraphrase Anders. Call it planning ahead if you like.

Anders, on 01 November 2012 - 08:50 PM, said:

Mr. wanderer:
We here at the Word of Lowtax thank you for bringing this to our attention, we can only hope that this was dealt with in a satisfactory manner to your satisfaction.

Why yes, yes I am. See above.

(after all, it just provided pages of fun posts that only the truly demented take with any seriousness.)

Edited by wanderer, 02 November 2012 - 06:43 AM.

[Shibas]

JustMe SR, on 02 November 2012 - 06:18 AM, said:

How is that, you haven't ruined Planetside 2, yet?

Good luck with ruining it though.

I am not a member of the planetside 2 branch of goons, I cannot say how or when their impending ruining of the game will occur.

[Reverend]

Shibas, on 02 November 2012 - 06:39 AM, said:

I am not a member of the planetside 2 branch of goons, I cannot say how or when their impending ruining of the game will occur.

As a goon with Dual Citizenship in MWO and PS2, I can say...Things are in motion over on sony's side.

[Swiss Beats]

JustMe SR, on 02 November 2012 - 12:26 AM, said:

You Goons are just terrible at thinking.

Isn't that a little judicial of you painting all Goons with such a broad brush especially when you cannot say you know more than the small microcosm that posts in these forums and even then you are measuring one's capability to think based off a few sentences? Your critical thinking is quite flawed.

[dal10]

demonr6, on 02 November 2012 - 08:22 AM, said:

Isn't that a little judicial of you painting all Goons with such a broad brush especially when you cannot say you know more than the small microcosm that posts in these forums and even then you are measuring one's capability to think based off a few sentences? Your critical thinking is quite flawed nonexistant

fixed

[Helter]

JustMe SR, on 02 November 2012 - 06:18 AM, said:

How is that, you haven't ruined Planetside 2, yet?

Good luck with ruining it though.

I dunno how much luck we need, the creative director is a goon.

[Reverend]

Helter, on 02 November 2012 - 09:02 AM, said:

I dunno how much luck we need, the creative director is a goon.

Like I said! In the works!

[Ken Fury]

fil5000, on 02 November 2012 - 12:56 AM, said:

And we ruin everything too.

And J4gs ruin it for goons, while puggies ruin it for J4gs.

[Two Beans]

JustMe SR, on 02 November 2012 - 12:26 AM, said:

You Goons are just terrible at thinking.

You're pretty bad at asking a question in a question asking thread.

[Azaha]

Why "Squawk?"