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[Don Dongington]

There once was a man from Terra
Who considered the Word fairly 'yella
When he dropped against us, his group, they went bust!
And cited teamwork as PGI's error!

[GreatBeer]

The game is based on teamplay
So if you lose every day
Dont get super mad
and post like a bad
Its just 'cause youre lousy, ok?

[Shibas]

Some lasers go pew pew
and some I do detest.
But when the go wub wub
They're the laser I like the best.

[Tetatae Squawkins]

Some people can't rhyme
Some people can
But I don't have time
So back to my van

[Anders]

crabcakes66, on 12 November 2012 - 01:19 PM, said:

Some people can't rhyme
Some people can
But I don't have time
So back to my van

Roses are Red.
Violets are blue
This line doesn't rhyme,
And neither does this one.

[wanderer]

While Anders-bot poetics wax
Are you Goons accused of magic hax?
I just legged a PUGie true
His friends said "aimbots" BLOO BLOO BLOO!

Edited by wanderer, 12 November 2012 - 06:31 PM.

[Wales Grey]

Goons
who wax poetic
in this thread
What is a the next mech
to be revealed?
My guesses need a recheck.
BURMA SHAVE

[Star Captain Obvious Kerensky]

Wales Grey, on 12 November 2012 - 06:49 PM, said:

Goons
who wax poetic
in this thread
What is a the next mech
to be revealed?
My guesses need a recheck.
BURMA SHAVE

While we have much time to stew,
a heavy mech is next in the queue.
We know a seventy-five ton mech they must define,
that leaves two possibilities most divine!
I see approaching on the horizion,
the venerable Black Knight or Orion.

[Norris J Packard]

anders y r u a goon?

- timmy grade 5 la county

[Anders]

Norris J Packard, on 13 November 2012 - 05:39 PM, said:

anders y r u a goon?

- timmy grade 5 la county

Mr. Norris J Packard:

There once was a child from 4chan,
Who thought he had a cunning plan,
He called Anders a bad name,
When he played with him in game,
(Secretly he was Anders' biggest fan)

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment electrons and appreciate that you're spending your posts on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future electron spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

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Anders

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Edited by Anders, 13 November 2012 - 09:13 PM.

[Norris J Packard]

Oh it would.

Are you guys still doing SQUAWK at the beginning or just the end?

Because we played in a game today where four guys did it at the beginning, so I figured they weren't actually Goons. And so we rolled them and I called them fake Goons.

[Amechwarrior]

premature edit

Edited by Amechwarrior, 13 November 2012 - 08:08 PM.

[Norris J Packard]

Maybe, I will send you the possible list from the game I think it might have been.

It was on RC and I've played a lot of games.

[Harabec Weathers]

Congratulations, you've killed some goons.
The only ones who care, are obsessive loons.

[GreatBeer]

"True story"
By GreatBeer "Snake" Kleiner-Davion

Me and three others got stomped
8 and 0 on River City
I dont know what happened
But we played very ******

Edited by GreatBeer, 13 November 2012 - 09:25 PM.

[Star Captain Obvious Kerensky]

Last night our group went out squawkin',
All our mechs were shortly broken.
While goons may be a terror,
To think we are immortal is an error.
But at least we aren't playing Hawken.

[Tarquinn]

Pubbies beat a goon
and think it's a boon,
but they will learn soon
that they are the loon.

Edited by Tarquinn, 14 November 2012 - 06:44 AM.

[Illegal Username]

There was a mechwarrior from Butte Hold
Who thought he could **** gold
He complained about being bored
Right before he got cored
And the rest of his team was rolled

[Grraarrgghh]

My mech, she stains the floor with viscera brown.
My mech, she cries viscous tears of grey.
My mech, her joints scream as she falls to the ground.
My mech, the predator, is now prey.

[Chronojam]

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