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#361 Shibas

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 06:06 AM

View PostWales Grey, on 29 November 2012 - 06:34 PM, said:



Man that show was awesome.

#362 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 04:24 PM

Gundam vs Macross, which robit would win?

#363 John Glenn

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 05:37 PM

How about no.

#364 Lefty Lucy

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 05:59 PM

How much do you love me?

A lot, or the most?

#365 wanderer

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 07:17 PM

View PostTer Ushaka, on 01 December 2012 - 04:24 PM, said:

Gundam vs Macross, which robit would win?


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There, that's out of the way.

As my Mom is likely one of the worst Jeopardy contestants ever, I would shame her by not properly asking a question.

Why haven't the Goons gotten the goods on the internal testing team and blackmailed convinced them to deliver data to PGI that doesn't result in the gaming equivalent of hari-kiri every time they "update"?

Edited by wanderer, 01 December 2012 - 07:17 PM.


#366 Anders

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 07:47 PM

View Postwanderer, on 01 December 2012 - 07:17 PM, said:


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There, that's out of the way.

As my Mom is likely one of the worst Jeopardy contestants ever, I would shame her by not properly asking a question.

Why haven't the Goons gotten the goods on the internal testing team and blackmailed convinced them to deliver data to PGI that doesn't result in the gaming equivalent of hari-kiri every time they "update"?


Mr. wanderer:

We here at the Word of Lowtax are sorry, but that answer is above your security clearance.

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 11:12 AM

View PostTer Ushaka, on 01 December 2012 - 04:24 PM, said:

Gundam vs Macross, which robit would win?


Ultimately? Voltron.

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 03:47 AM

View PostLefty Lucy, on 01 December 2012 - 05:59 PM, said:

How much do you love me?

A lot, or the most?


Depends. Have you stopped trying to make out that playing as a group is in some way unfair on others yet?

#369 GreatBeer

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 08:44 PM

A note: Anything you have heard about the supposed Trial of Walter is false. There is no such trial. There never has been and there never will be. Spreading such ridiculousness is proving to be detrimental to the greater goon society and as such any discussion on it has been banned, by order of Anders.

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 08:49 PM

View PostGreatBeer, on 03 December 2012 - 08:44 PM, said:

A note: Anything you have heard about the supposed Trial of Walter is false. There is no such trial. There never has been and there never will be. Spreading such ridiculousness is proving to be detrimental to the greater goon society and as such any discussion on it has been banned, by order of Anders.

What are you hiding???? What don't you want the people to know?
The truth will come out and you and your GOON friends cannot stop it.




I am the way and the light. I bring the truth of the TRIAL OF WALTER.


MANY MOONS AGO IN THE FUTURE OF THE PAST:

Walter Raleigh, English Knight, was tried for treason against the King!

Later, Walter Rauff, a total IRL N.A.Z.I., fled to EcuadoR, and later on to Chile, during the time of one SalvadoR Allende.

Do you not see? YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE TRUTH! The Goons are behind it all. Walter R. stands for Walter Rich Kyanka, one "Lowtax".


For more evidence, one only needs to look at Walter R. Brooks, who wrote about a talking HORSE, one MR. Ed.

And did you know, that Radar, from M.A.S.H., was in a cancelled spin-off, called WALTER!

WE ARE DEEP IN THE RABBIT HOLE NOW, friends. WE CANNOT BE SILENCED.


And yet still further in time there is the example of Walter Mondale???? His middle initial was NOT R., however who did he lose the race to??? THAT'S RIGHT, Ronnie Reagan!!

Or how about Walter Disney? And his brother Roy???? Or did he have a brother at all? Was it a clone? Were they... the same person? SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE DISNEY CLAN.



Too many coincidences if you ask me
Surely a coincidence and not a TIME TRAVELLER FROM THE PAST FUTURE
OF THE 1980's FUTURE.



WALTER RICHARD "LOWTAX" KYANKA is a 1980's TIME TRAVELLER from the future-past of the past of the 1980's, and he and his GOONS are controlling historical events from his moonbase in the crater ON THE MOON called WALTER. Disney Land was started as a funding source for EPCOT, Walter's prototype MOONBASE.

HE and his organization, W.A.L.T. (the World Organization for Laser Technology) have been for many eons now building a secret SPACE LASER to destroy the world.

Ronald Reagan stopped the air-traffic controller strike to prevent Walter from gaining radar technology, and he also started STAR WARS to fight Richard and his GOONS on THE MOON, but failed. They must be stopped! ONLY COMBAT ROBOTS, with LASERS and their RADAR, can stop the GOONS now.

Edited by VValter, 03 December 2012 - 09:17 PM.


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Posted 03 December 2012 - 08:56 PM

However there are still loose ends. How is MR. Ed connected to all this?? I propose that Walter Mondale and WALTER Disney were working together to create Disney Land and EPCOT, TALKING ANIMALS (MR. ED CONNECTION*) and also the HALL OF PRESIDENTS where of course AS WE ALL KNOW, there are ROBOT PRESIDENTS.

*Clearly the source of the Tetatae association.



STOP DRINKING THE KOOL-AID AND WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH.


RONALD Reagan was a ROBOT. A FALSE FLAG OPERATION, put forth by WALTER to deny the world control over effective space laser technology and a mastery of Robotics. Newt Gingrich wanted a moon base, to fight with his NEWTONAUTS against WALTER, but he was -silenced- by W. R.

Who was W.R.?????? One WILLARD Mitt ROMNEY, of course.


Thus WALTER and his GOONS would be safe on their lunar base, located in the WALTER crater for all time, waiting to emerge in the Battletech future of the 1980's with their lasers and space robotics! We must destroy the WALTER crater and also the MOON before 3025 and it is too late.



EDIT: TO put it to a question. Are these mere coincidences or are they hints of a vast conspiracy. Is the Trial of Walter a myth, or a judgment on humanity? Are GOONS to blame for all of these disparate events, or are they merely witnesses???

Edited by VValter, 03 December 2012 - 09:13 PM.


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Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:05 PM

Goons! YOU HAVE MY AXE!

As soon as I can figure out how to attach it to my hunchback. ;)

Oh screw it. Can I just use pew pew lazors instead?

OH OH! CAN I HAVE A LAZOR AXE? :o

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 09:44 PM

View PostSocket7, on 03 December 2012 - 09:05 PM, said:

Goons! YOU HAVE MY AXE!

As soon as I can figure out how to attach it to my hunchback. ;)

Oh screw it. Can I just use pew pew lazors instead?

OH OH! CAN I HAVE A LAZOR AXE? :o

No. Melee is forbidden.

#374 John Glenn

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Posted 03 December 2012 - 10:25 PM

Why do I feel as though someone has awakened an ancient evil?

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 12:17 AM

View PostAgincourt, on 03 December 2012 - 09:44 PM, said:

No. Melee is forbidden.


Well that's a bit discouraging. :o

It is OK if I sneak up behind other mechs and play "I'm not touching you!" while shooting them with medium lasers right? I enjoy that game quite a bit. ;)

#376 wanderer

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 06:49 AM

View PostVValter, on 03 December 2012 - 08:49 PM, said:

They must be stopped! ONLY COMBAT ROBOTS, with LASERS and their RADAR, can stop the GOONS now.


We can't stop here. This is VValter country.

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 01:40 PM

View PostVValter, on 03 December 2012 - 08:56 PM, said:

However there are still loose ends. How is MR. Ed connected to all this?? I propose that Walter Mondale and WALTER Disney were working together to create Disney Land and EPCOT, TALKING ANIMALS (MR. ED CONNECTION*) and also the HALL OF PRESIDENTS where of course AS WE ALL KNOW, there are ROBOT PRESIDENTS.

*Clearly the source of the Tetatae association.



STOP DRINKING THE KOOL-AID AND WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH.


RONALD Reagan was a ROBOT. A FALSE FLAG OPERATION, put forth by WALTER to deny the world control over effective space laser technology and a mastery of Robotics. Newt Gingrich wanted a moon base, to fight with his NEWTONAUTS against WALTER, but he was -silenced- by W. R.

Who was W.R.?????? One WILLARD Mitt ROMNEY, of course.


Thus WALTER and his GOONS would be safe on their lunar base, located in the WALTER crater for all time, waiting to emerge in the Battletech future of the 1980's with their lasers and space robotics! We must destroy the WALTER crater and also the MOON before 3025 and it is too late.



EDIT: TO put it to a question. Are these mere coincidences or are they hints of a vast conspiracy. Is the Trial of Walter a myth, or a judgment on humanity? Are GOONS to blame for all of these disparate events, or are they merely witnesses???


You left out some pieces.
The entire time this was going on CBS NEWS was spreading a campaign of false information, and cover ups, using their front man Walter C RON kite. This coupled together with a mass food poisoning of the US population, using RON ald Mcdonnald to entice children to eat the tainted food. The sign out front of these drug factories is an obvious upside down W.
RONald Reagan was replaced by another robot, that was projected back in time aboard the time traveling ship USS Finback (seen in pictures behind the famous USS Eldridge) The Finback placed the robot into the time line in 1944 in place of a young Air Group 51 Pilot, George Herbert Walter Bush. The name was changed later to avoid suspicion, along with the birth certificates of all US presidents.

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 03:06 PM

View PostVValter, on 03 December 2012 - 08:56 PM, said:

STOP DRINKING THE KOOL-AID AND WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH.

Christ, it was Flavor Aid, get your facts right, conspiracy guy.

View PostSocket7, on 03 December 2012 - 09:05 PM, said:

Goons! YOU HAVE MY AXE!

We don't need axes, we need :tenbux:. C'mon, son.

Edited by Allen Wren, 04 December 2012 - 03:08 PM.


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Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:19 PM

View PostAllen Wren, on 04 December 2012 - 03:06 PM, said:

We don't need axes, we need :tenbux:. C'mon, son.


This better be worth it or you'll have my 10 bucks, I'll never return, and your awful forum will fail forever because. Because... Um. I'll get back to you on why when I figure out how such a tantrum hurts anyone other then me. :blink:

I was in a corp under Goon protection in EvE. You guys made my time in 0.0 so much better. I was an incompetent moron who just wanted to fly internet mining barges and find anomalies instead of waging galaxy wide warfare; having goon protection was the only way to avoid spending even more of my time in the clone vats. I mean, I could have gone with some other alliance I suppose, but you people weren't utterly insane. Well, that's not quite true, but it was only ever the good kind of insane. :(

Is it true you hold the secret to curing cancer?

Edit: My God, it's full of stars!

Edited by Socket7, 05 December 2012 - 01:24 PM.


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Posted 07 December 2012 - 05:52 PM

jesus this thread is awful



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