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[SPencil]

Q: Is every game with Anders a good game?

Bonus Q: What are the guidelines for goons when outfitting a 'mech?

[Kaio-Kerensky x10]

SPencil, on 28 May 2013 - 09:04 PM, said:

Q: Is every game with Anders a good game?

I'll let him answer this.

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Bonus Q: What are the guidelines for goons when outfitting a 'mech?

The more flamers, the better.

[SPencil]

Zharot, on 28 May 2013 - 09:13 PM, said:

The more flamers, the better.

Strange, I have yet to see a single flamer in use by a goon. Q: Is this a lie or am I not fighting the right goons?

[Kaio-Kerensky x10]

SPencil, on 28 May 2013 - 09:18 PM, said:

Strange, I have yet to see a single flamer in use by a goon. Q: Is this a lie or am I not fighting the right goons?

[Kaio-Kerensky x10]

Okay, I've been given permission to declassify part of our build guide, in response to SPencil's questions. This is our Hexalker user's guide.

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now gentlemen take a [OPSEC] seat because I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CHIVERSMASTER OHSH (sr, esq) shall tell you the easiest way to [OPSEC]. MURDER. YOUR. ENEMIES
THE HEXALKER STALKER DILDOBOT MARK 4 CYBER COMMANDO, THE BIGGEST [OPSEC] YOU IN THE LEAGUE, THIS [OPSEC] IS PACKING 6 OF THE TOP QUALITY ANDERSBOT LLC CORPORATION FACTORY SPEC PARTICLE PROJECTION CANNONS. [OPSEC] IS PACKING 6 COUNT EM UP [OPSEC] 6 [OPSEC] BALLS MARK 4 PPC [OPSEC].
YOUR FIRST MOVE IS TO BE THE SLOWEST [OPSEC] OUT THERE, THERE FORE YOU LET ALL THE [OPSEC]ERFACED BITCHLORDS WALK INTO AND DRAW OUT ALL THE ENEMIES WHO DESERVE TO CATCH GREAT [OPSEC] OF ELECTRICAL FIRE (high way to the dangerzone) FOLLOWED BY EVEN MORE AS YOU WAIT FOR YOUR HEAT TO GET TO ACCEPTABLE LEVELS. YOU SIT BEHIND EITHER A. COVER WITH TERRAIN, OR B. [OPSEC]ERFACED ATLASES WHO LIKE TO EAT [OPSEC] AND DIE
YOUR [OPSEC] STUPID JOB IS TO TARGET THE BIG AND POWERFUL, DEPENDING ON IF YOU HAVE A GOOD LEADER WHO CALLS OUT THE LOADOUTS OR JUST USING YOUR OWN DAMN TARGETING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE BIG THREATS ARE
YOUR JOB
SHOULD YOU CHOOS ETO ACCEPT IT
hint: you accepted it
IS SHOOT THE [OPSEC] OUT OF THE CT OR HEAD OR!!!!!! BIG OR HERE IF YOU DEEM THAT LOADOUT TO BE AN XL BUILD YOU SHOOT THE [OPSEC] OUT OF WHATEVER YOU [OPSEC] WANT

This was written by one of the officers of Chivers, our tryhard group. Of course, our private version doesn't have the redactions to maintain opsec.

Edited by Zharot, 29 May 2013 - 12:59 AM.

[Anders]

SPencil, on 28 May 2013 - 09:04 PM, said:

Q: Is every game with Anders a good game?

Bonus Q: What are the guidelines for goons when outfitting a 'mech?

Mr. Ess-Capital-Pee-encil:

Win or lose, every game blessed with my presence is the greatest game. Only the anticipation of my next appearance is a greater feeling.

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Zharot, on 28 May 2013 - 09:48 PM, said:

Man, that is entirely unconvincing, that is clearly not Andersbot. The voice is too human, and full of emotion. Even knowing Andersbot I'm unable to believe this. Zahrot you are either a spy or a liar, maybe both.

Why are you trying to pull this **** in K-town?

To answer the question you are attempting to answer, yes we use Flamers, and almost exclusively. That said Andersbot believes this to be a horrible solution and has ordered an [OPSEC] and [OPSEC] order. You [REDACTED] are a fool, and I am [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] for your immediate [OPSEC] of your [OPSEC] [REDACTED].

[SPencil]

Zharot, on 28 May 2013 - 09:48 PM, said:

I...I've actually seen this before, and I remember it being entertaining.

It's good to know Goons take security seriously.

Q: Is security the only concept that Goons take seriously?

[Blue Footed Booby]

SPencil, on 28 May 2013 - 09:18 PM, said:

Strange, I have yet to see a single flamer in use by a goon. Q: Is this a lie or am I not fighting the right goons?

Just wait until you see my hex-flamer hunchback.

SPencil, on 29 May 2013 - 03:23 AM, said:

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Q: Is security the only concept that Goons take seriously?

No.

Edited by Blue Footed Booby, 29 May 2013 - 04:21 AM.

[fil5000]

The only thing more serious than security is "business".

[moderatepudding]

did i scare gaussdragon off

o well

nbd (no bad dragon)

[Willie Sauerland]

Is Anders the Anders who worked on EveMon?

[GaussDragon]

moderatepudding, on 29 May 2013 - 12:18 PM, said:

did i scare gaussdragon off

o well

nbd (no bad dragon)

Every exchange runs its course. I'm sure I'll come up with some other half assed attempt to mildly annoy you guys at some point.

[moderatepudding]

GaussDragon, on 29 May 2013 - 01:34 PM, said:

Every exchange runs its course. I'm sure I'll come up with some other half assed attempt to mildly annoy you guys at some point.

o so youre just puppetmastering out now, got it. that explains a lot

e: w h a t a s u r p r i s e

who could have foreseen this twist

Edited by moderatepudding, 29 May 2013 - 01:56 PM.

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GaussDragon, on 29 May 2013 - 01:34 PM, said:

Every exchange runs its course. I'm sure I'll come up with some other half assed attempt to mildly annoy you guys at some point.

Your defense is that you were trying to troll but suck? Touche.

[fil5000]

hey guys whats going on in th

[moderatepudding]

feminist icon margaret thatcher

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moderatepudding, on 29 May 2013 - 02:23 PM, said:

feminist icon margaret thatcher

That's kind of apropos of nothing but she and Reagan can be very happy together in hell.

[Willie Sauerland]

Zharot, on 29 May 2013 - 02:24 PM, said:

That's kind of apropos of nothing but she and Reagan can be very happy together in hell.

Nah, he won't remember it...

[moderatepudding]

is this too meta for my target audience. am i making a bunch of slacktivists mad