1890 replies to this topic

[Mike Forst]

moderatepudding, on 20 August 2013 - 11:10 AM, said:

hi im back for some reason i thought i forgot to actually change my profile thing but i didnt so hi. since my posts in this thread are the best posts i figured id make another post since im about to leave work to go have sex w/fat+ugly+old white men for money except i cant think of anything of substance to say really so bye i guess, i probably wont ever come back until someone makes a good post and links me to it

Goons,

Was this a good post? I didn't read it.

[Chronojam]

Mike Forst, on 20 August 2013 - 03:49 PM, said:

Goons,

Was this a good post? I didn't read it.

Me neither

[Ter Ushaka]

Is Anders to blame for third person view? I remember they went on NGNG and said their favorite Mechwarrior game was Mech Assault.

[Tegiminis]

Goons are to blame for all the ailments of the world, didn't you hear?

[Nekki Basara]

I did. Apparently we're running PGI. Goons, I have a question for you:

If we're running this, why am I still unemployed?

[Texas Merc]

Nekki Basara, on 22 August 2013 - 05:58 AM, said:

I did. Apparently we're running PGI. Goons, I have a question for you:

If we're running this, why am I still unemployed?

Overqualified.

[Ter Ushaka]

O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8O7M8SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK
SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK

C/D?

[Nekki Basara]

u gief LRmssl?

[Ter Ushaka]

Dear Goons: That's an interesting act you have there, what do you call yourselves?

[Anders]

Gentlemen of the thread:

In a stunning reversal, I have a question to ask you, the reader:

Who is going to pax? I'll see you there. It wil be hard to miss me, I'll have a lucha mask on with rainbow pants and a Violent Combat Robots T-Shirt.

If you're nice, I'll give you a free celebrity headlock and photo opportunity. Your pictures should then be tweeted to @theandersbot for maxmium exposure and celebration.

Thank you.

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment destinations and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future holiday destination spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

As always, I humbly remain:

Robotically Yours,
Anders

Public Relations Officer
Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
Veteran of the First Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
A Draaaaaaagun Slayer, Victor over the "4 time crowned Champion from the day."
OpFor Veteran of Second Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
Survivor of the Great Market Collapse of September 18, 3049
Bro-Bots with Mech Romney, Member of the 53%
Commissioner of Entertainment Electrons
A [REDACTED] Asset
Oft Imitated, Never Duplicated
Crackin' Turtles since 3049
Master of the Trial of Walter
Marik Militia Masher
'Mechstradamus
Campaigning in the Inner Sphere for a better Capella
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis 2: Electric Boogaloo
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis The Third: Lurmpocalypse Now
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis IV: Making a Bigger Problem to Fix Another
Podcasting Propaganda Information directly to your Neurohelmet 24/7/365
ilKhan of Clan Moderator-in-Exile
"The Goonders"
Recipient of the First ever "Community Contributor Award" - "The December Star of 3049"
Brought Order to Chaos
Anders Actual. Copy.
Schedulepower > Firepower
The Morning Sun, Vanquisher of the Horrible Midnight!
Krazy for Kaetetôã
Solaris Ranger Danger Wrecker
Rocked the Scorpions like a Hurricane
The Word of Lowtax: Pay to Win since 3049
Survivor of Excess Radiation
Communicating with Keys (my keyboard to be precise)
Hellish Hound Hacker
Never forget: 03/15/3050
Squawking is not a Crime
Poptarts are a Sometimes Food
Currently in the Beta Test of the A.P.E.S. (Anders Post Evaluation System)
A Legendary Overlord Founder
Commander of Tactical Politeness
Secret Squirrels are to blame for why this game is bad.
Part of the Poptartageddon Deux: Heat Scalepocalypse Problem
First Citizen
Judged not for the content of my posts, but for the length of my sig
Users never get banned, they just become part of the silent majority.
Bropocalypse Now Battalion - "The Fist of Lowtax"

[Texas Merc]

Is Pax some sort of robot convention?

[Chronojam]

Ter Ushaka, on 29 August 2013 - 08:15 PM, said:

Dear Goons: That's an interesting act you have there, what do you call yourselves?

The Developers!

[Ter Ushaka]

Dear Goons:
Our homeland is gone. How does this make you feel?

[Chronojam]

Very sad. Also homeless.

[Nekki Basara]

Chronojam, on 03 September 2013 - 08:05 PM, said:

Very sad. Also homeless.

[Mike Forst]

Anders,

I had a good time at PAX. Did you have a good time at PAX? This question also applies to any other goon who was at PAX.

[Cybermech]

Since anything at all bad gets blamed on the goons.
Does positive things do to?

[Uba]

Cybermech, on 04 September 2013 - 09:37 AM, said:

Since anything at all bad gets blamed on the goons.
Does positive things do to?

http://en.wikipedia....Katrina_charity

[moderatepudding]

Mike Forst, on 04 September 2013 - 08:44 AM, said:

Anders,

I had a good time at PAX. Did you have a good time at PAX? This question also applies to any other goon who was at PAX.

i didn't go myself, but i had a good time reading about anders' time at pax

why the hell is pax even a thing lol, i didn't even know what it was until i asked some other people and googled around

gamers and also penny arcade are horrible

[Mike Forst]

moderatepudding: do you like me? (yes/no/maybe)