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[Nekki Basara]

Uba, on 04 September 2013 - 10:39 AM, said:

http://en.wikipedia....Katrina_charity

That was a trick.

Also, **** PayPal, ****** ******* company.

[Lefteye Falconeer]

Quit frakin going to PAX already.

Edited by Lefteye, 05 September 2013 - 12:17 AM.

[Nekki Basara]

Uh.... no?

[moderatepudding]

Mike Forst, on 04 September 2013 - 02:14 PM, said:

moderatepudding: do you like me? (yes/no/maybe)

yes and maybe, i might like-like you

i had a sex dream about anders last night, but im sure that doesnt mean anything b/c just last week i had a dream that i made out with a bag of potato chips

basically what im trying to say here is that dreams are dumb and meaningless OKAY

Lefteye, on 04 September 2013 - 11:59 PM, said:

Quit frakin going to PAX already.

also this, i didnt know what pax is but i do already know that the penny arcade guys are Kind Of Terrible People


in other news, the leadership of the word of lowtax is made up of PUAs and MRAs. who knew????

[Anders]

Mike Forst, on 04 September 2013 - 08:44 AM, said:

Anders,

I had a good time at PAX. Did you have a good time at PAX? This question also applies to any other goon who was at PAX.

Mr. Forst:

I had a great time at Pax. It was quite the experience. I learned the value of friendship, robots, and above all else bravery.

It was a blast, but I am now paying for it via Pax Pox. Who knew that it could also be transmitted to Robots. This is what happens when too man humans and robots share the same space together. Keep your nerds clean, people!

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment destinations and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future holiday destination spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

As always, I humbly remain:

Robotically Yours,
Anders

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Edited by Anders, 05 September 2013 - 07:58 PM.

[TotallyNotNikoSnowsTestAccount]

Is this a test?

[Chronojam]

TotallyNotNikoSnowsTestAccount, on 06 September 2013 - 09:48 AM, said:

Is this a test?

Yes. MechWarrior Online is part of a NASA-contracted psychology study that will be used to test tolerance for extreme unwanted change beyond your own control in scenarios where you should be experiencing great excitement for which you waited ten years, in support of future long-term spaceflight missions. It is a precursor to the Mars missions.

[Mike Forst]

moderatepudding, on 05 September 2013 - 01:12 PM, said:

yes and maybe, i might like-like you

i had a sex dream about anders last night, but im sure that doesnt mean anything b/c just last week i had a dream that i made out with a bag of potato chips

basically what im trying to say here is that dreams are dumb and meaningless OKAY

Much like your posting

[gwarm]

Mike Forst, on 07 September 2013 - 07:18 PM, said:

Much like your posting

MODERATE PUDDING OF THE SA FORUMS STAND FORTH AND ANNOUNCE YOURSELF

[Mike Forst]

No don't

[Humble Sea Bass]

Oh my, it looks like my gwife pudding hurt all your hoo-has.

[Lemniscate]

Mike Forst, on 07 September 2013 - 07:40 PM, said:

No don't

Sorry but moderatepudding is literally the best poster.

dwi

[Mike Forst]

I'm sure she'll post anyways

[Ter Ushaka]

Dear Goons: What did you do over your summer vacation?

[gwarm]

Mike Forst, on 07 September 2013 - 08:06 PM, said:

I'm sure she'll post anyways

Wait, I thought moderate was an 82 year old Indian man??

[Mike Forst]

Well now I'm just confused

[moderatepudding]

hi

[Mike Forst]

Hello moderatepudding. How are you today?

[moderatepudding]

kind of ******. i took a racism test and it said that i have a slight preference for white people over black people, and then lemniscate friendzoned me. and now i just want to crawl into a ditch and die

[Mike Forst]

I'm sorry to hear that