As of April 18th 2013
After the last battle, he'd finally saved up for his cheese build. He'd been waiting for this battle with a lazy vigor, and now his palms were greasy as he was finally full, finally cheesy.
His role today was guarding the left flank. As they fanned out from the dropsite, his partner, a Jenner, repeatedly ran into him, supposedly ever vigilant for enemy light Mechs, which no one ever plays as due to a server-side hotfix. In the distance, he saw LRMs arching outward, toward his friends on the right.
"Right flank you have incoming LRMs, repeat, incoming LRMs."
"Roger, Standing in front of them!" replied one.
"We see it butthead." said another.
"Poptart, Poptart, Poptart, another Poptart, and another Poptart spotted!" shouted yet another, as they stood in front of each other, desperately trying to out PPC their opponents.
He realized they had their hands full of chips and two Mechs that Disconnected. His partner had still not spotted anyone due to draw distance, so he decided he had to rush the base.
He edged his Blackjack forward, with a quick, "Move up Leigh45xx, we're going to ignore that LRM Mech."
They swept their views left and right, looking for ambushes or flanking XL Poptarts; both occasionally jump jetting upward to get a better view to fire their PPCs and Gausses
"Poptart spotted" Leigh announced casually "engaging."
Which left the now briefly spotted, Cataphract to him. In a bizarre stroke of luck, the Cataphract jumpjetted to the top of a building to his right, allowing him a perfect profile of the Mech. He quickly swung up his weapons, and let loose.
Twin AC20s barked into action followed by quadruple small lasers, and he carefully timed his salvos to avoid getting busted for a macro. THTHOOM! MMBZZZZZZ! THTHOOM! MMBZZZZZ! his guns announced, as the Cataphract right arm exploded, rocking the enemy sideways. THTHOOM! MMBZZZZZ! THTHOOM! MMBZZZZZ! again, as the enemy turned towards him, taking two salvos to its right and centre torsos. It walked backwards, off the building, attempting to hide behind it.
"Poptart down but Poptart engaged, taking heavy fire" Leigh announced nonchallantly "I'll do what I can."
"Jorgensen and Stephenson have ragequit. Enemy Poptart and Poptart down. We're taking a beating here help would be nice." piped in a heavily engaged ally.
He raced as quickly as he could to the Cataphract, finding it a the very end of an alleyway as he jumped over a small building. He flicked his crosshairs on its back with a quick THTHOOM! MMBZZZZZ! into its exposed rear armour. The Cataphract turned slightly at the last second and took the entire salvo in the right torso, exploding into a shower of metal. The Mech survived however, and disappeared around a corner.
Turning to follow, he noticed Leigh45xx to his left, missing her Jenner's missing XL engine. The Poptart following her seemed to almost pause at the side of a turn, coming into it too quickly, and just avoiding hitting a building. His crosshair touched over it just then, and his THTHOOM! MMBZZZZ! salvo impacted it right in the dead centre of it's back, obliterating it in a rather spectacular explosion.
"Thanks" said Leigh "though I think the real battle starts now." He looked to the right and instantly knew what she meant.
A Poptart and Poptart spotted sporatically through the building cover, advanced on them.
"See that," he said, solemnly, "I'm ragequitting and whining on the forums."
Edited by gavilatius, 18 April 2013 - 11:12 PM.