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[Banshee Bullet]

Three Atlases walk into a bar...

There were no survivors.

[Kelly Redde]

A brick wall can not outrun an Annihilator... it just gives it stiff competition.

A Flea walks into a bar... the pilot fails his saving roll and is knocked unconscious.

How did the Lyran spy get caught? He didn't know what a 'Light Mech' was.

How many snakeheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw the lightbulb in, and another to help the first commit sepukku for allowing the bulb to go out.

[Insidious Johnson]

What do you call a recipient of a Lyran organ transplant?








Franken Steiner.

[RotS Targe]

Insidious Johnson, on 27 May 2012 - 08:06 PM, said:

What do you call a recipient of a Lyran organ transplant?








Franken Steiner.

my head hurts. Thank you

[LordDeathStrike]

Kelly Redde, on 27 May 2012 - 04:36 PM, said:

A brick wall can not outrun an Annihilator... it just gives it stiff competition.

A Flea walks into a bar... the pilot fails his saving roll and is knocked unconscious.

How did the Lyran spy get caught? He didn't know what a 'Light Mech' was.

How many snakeheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw the lightbulb in, and another to help the first commit sepukku for allowing the bulb to go out.

more like a flea walks into a bar, the pilot fails his saving roll and is killed as the wall crushes the puney flea.

lyrans are familiar with light scout mechs, such as the awesome.

[Hakija]

How many Free Worlders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3, one to hold the bulb and 2 to spin the ladder

[Felicitatem Parco]

How many ROM agents does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?


"He knows too much about lightbulb technology..."

"Agreed..."



*pew*

Edited by Prosperity Park, 27 May 2012 - 09:52 PM.

[Rayah]

Gun Bear, on 02 May 2012 - 11:04 AM, said:

How many Clanners does it take to change a lightbulb?
13, 1 to challenge it to a Trial of Grievance for going out, 1 laborer to clean up the glass, ten to form a circle of equals, and 1 tech to put a new one in because Warriors are too good for that.

I laughed so hard.

[Kutkor]

+1 for pedomech from me

[Jaegerwolf]

Why did the SLDF have so much trouble keeping girlfriends?

Spoiler

Because they had Crabs

What did the Jenner say to the Atlas?

Spoiler

Nothing, Mechs don't talk. Go back to Transformers...

[Gun Bear]

A protomech...


What? That is the whole joke?

[LordDeathStrike]

what do you call a stock hunchback out in the open field?

SLAG! *gauss shell to the cockpit, BOOM HEADSHOTS*

[Sabot]

Comic: An assault mechs walks into a bar...
Pilot: Hope he made it out...
Technician: Jump Jets...
Bar Tender: Fu**ing Cappies...

[Spiralcrisis]

The Capellan Confederation.

[Evinthal]

You know no one is saying House Davion is evil for going to town on House Liao like they were pedobear in the school of deaf and blind children. Word of Blake uses tactical nukes to force surrender to avoid protracted battles to save the common people and they are the ultimate evil.

Just saying Word of Blake was trying to save humanity from a fascist plutocratic government systems ran by 5 families puppetted by a corrupt semi-religious organization. Why can the Inner Sphere not breath the sweet air of Word of Blake freedom.

I mean come on extreme nepotism let the Clan forces of roughly a few thousand idiots who cannot decide on pizza toppings without a trial of grievance conquer trillions of humans spread over hundreds of worlds.

But oh god look at those Blakists they are making 'Mechs that aren't retarded and rapidly advancing technology lets stop them and put up a puppet Delvin Stone that is supported by the corrupt governments that let Word of Blake rise in the first place.

Edited by Evinthal, 01 June 2012 - 09:35 PM.

[Alexander Fury]

Evinthal, on 01 June 2012 - 09:33 PM, said:

You know no one is saying House Davion is evil for going to town on House Liao like they were pedobear in the school of deaf and blind children. Word of Blake uses tactical nukes to force surrender to avoid protracted battles to save the common people and they are the ultimate evil. Just saying Word of Blake was trying to save humanity from a fascist plutocratic government systems ran by 5 families puppetted by a corrupt semi-religious organization. Why can the Inner Sphere not breath the sweet air of Word of Blake freedom. I mean come on extreme nepotism let the Clan forces of roughly a few thousand idiots who cannot decide on pizza toppings without a trial of grievance conquer trillions of humans spread over hundreds of worlds. But oh god look at those Blakists they are making 'Mechs that aren't retarded and rapidly advancing technology lets stop them and put up a puppet Delvin Stone that is supported by the corrupt governments that let Word of Blake rise in the first place.

Not really sure what the joke is? Other than the whole premise of the Jihad.

[Kartr]

Alexander Fury, on 02 June 2012 - 04:13 PM, said:

Not really sure what the joke is? Other than the whole premise of the Jihad.

I think it's that the Word of Blake is better than the Great Houses. Or maybe it's that the Great Houses are fascists?

[Daneiel]

The Inner Sphere way

Edited by daneiel varna, 02 June 2012 - 04:30 PM.

[Gun Bear]

daneiel varna, on 02 June 2012 - 04:29 PM, said:

The Inner Sphere way

Looks like a lazy Saturday afternoon in the Free World's League.

[Threat Doc]

daneiel varna, on 02 June 2012 - 04:29 PM, said:

The Inner Sphere way

This was fantastic and I enjoyed it... might put it up again on my flat panel TV and watch it again... there are several aspects, two in particular, that are worth seeing again, hehe.