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#141 DLFReporter

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 01:41 AM

Damn and here I thought Davions were the ones with all the cash. ^^

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 02:25 AM

You might be a Lyran if your favorite military strategy is "Hold the line till every enemy is destroyed by our scout lance".

#143 rilianv

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 03:27 PM

You might be a lyran if you think the best place to fight a battle is on an open field where the enemy can easily swing around your line with faster mechs

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 06:05 PM

You might be a Lyran if you think running a Demolisher is going incognito.

...if your commanding officer didn't quite understand what all the noise was when under heavy fire.

...if you wonder why everyone is using these silly C-bills in jokes here. Everyone knows that Kroner are worth more.

#145 rilianv

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 09:37 PM

View PostQuietly Crazy, on 02 August 2012 - 06:05 PM, said:

You might be a Lyran if you think running a Demolisher is going incognito.

...if your commanding officer didn't quite understand what all the noise was when under heavy fire.

...if you wonder why everyone is using these silly C-bills in jokes here. Everyone knows that Kroner are worth more.



Kroners aren't accepted by other realms. C-bills are more widely accepted making it easier to pay off the enemy officers or foreign diplomats

#146 ChargerIIC

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 09:05 AM

View Postrilianv, on 02 August 2012 - 09:37 PM, said:



Kroners aren't accepted by other realms. C-bills are more widely accepted making it easier to pay off the enemy officers or foreign diplomats


Sigh..did the joke make a whistling noise when it went over your head?

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 12:44 PM

You might be a Lyran if your first word was interpreted as "Mommy", but was acually "Money".
... You see anything under 100$ and scream.
... You are not surprised by hearing that something got outrun by a Castle Brian.
... You are conidered "poor", but you have more money hean the entire Capellan Confederation.
... You hate the Free Worlds League nad Free Rasalhague Republic simply because they have the word "free" in them.

Edited by KANE LIVES, 04 August 2012 - 12:49 PM.


#148 Lyran Scout

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 12:55 PM

you might be lyran if you say "a scouting mission ? better send some atlases"

#149 SakuranoSenshi

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 12:57 PM

Pretty sure we already had that one. :-P

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 01:26 PM

You might be a Lyran if you think a Commando is some sort of subcompact car.

#151 KANE LIVES

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 02:00 PM

View Postrilianv, on 02 August 2012 - 03:27 PM, said:

You might be a lyran if you think the best place to fight a battle is on an open field where the enemy can easily swing around your line with faster mechs

And promptly get killed by your second line of Atlases.

Edited by KANE LIVES, 06 August 2012 - 02:00 PM.


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Posted 06 August 2012 - 02:12 PM

View PostWirecutter, on 02 August 2012 - 01:23 AM, said:

you might be a lyran if bet an atlas on the outcome of the "atlai vs atlases" debate

the dude who made the bet on atlai won.

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 02:29 PM

You might be Lyran if your idea of infiltrating House Kurita is either buy off everyone in the DC or put a ninja costume on your Atlas.

You might be Lyran if your Atlas gets legged so you grab a Jenner to use for a cane.

You might be Lyran if your idea of orbital bombardment is to drop Atlai/Atlases, weighed down with excess money, from orbit on the enemy.

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 02:45 PM

View PostLatsyrc, on 31 July 2012 - 05:43 AM, said:

...if your Atlas is used to pilot an even larger Atlas.

GO TENGEN TOPPA GURREN ATLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#155 Zervziel

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 02:58 PM

View PostTaxMaster, on 04 August 2012 - 01:26 PM, said:

You might be a Lyran if you think a Commando is some sort of subcompact car.


Car? Are you talking about the Commando power armor?

You might be a Lyran if your Plan B is "Buyout their mercenaries."

#156 Wirecutter

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 07:10 PM

you might be a lyran if your naval gauss fires atlases/atlai when you run out of coin bags.

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 09:25 PM

You might be a Lyran if welding an UrbanMech on the back of a Warhammer sounds like the greatest idea ever.

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 11:44 PM

Sie könnten Lyranischen Wenn Sie Deutsch sprechen und sonst niemand tut.
und Ihr Atlas trägt den Namen Gunter!!!!

#159 Arguss10

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 11:56 PM

You might be a Lyran, if your the sister of a Prince and you want to screw him over just for the hell of it, because you are blonde.

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Posted 07 August 2012 - 03:08 AM

View PostSkyefox, on 01 August 2012 - 04:20 PM, said:

You might be a Lyran if you use PPC's as spotting lasers.

I actually think this works admirably well. For optimal effect, you should make sure you are in one of the fast and light scouting 'Mechs such as a Battlemaster or a Zeus.

(T-series Zeus 'Mechs carry PPCs.)

Edited by avatar, 07 August 2012 - 03:10 AM.






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