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[Boldar]

You might be a lyran if you think that a Hauptmann is a scout mech and not the military rank of your company commander.

[Thorgar Wulfson]

you might be a lyran if the Griffon holds a special place in your heart.

[Fire for Effect]

You are Lyran if you cannot stand the poverty around you (Draconis Combine, Free World league) and try to bring em enlightment but they resist....

[Soviet Alex]

You might be a Lyran if you are watching the IGN assault mech trailer on repeat, screaming "Blue fist of death!" at the screen.

http://mwomercs.com/...deo/YXZ7HKpaEHc

[Bucky Goldstein]

Greyrook, on 25 June 2012 - 10:53 PM, said:

You might be a lyran if your commander's mech tonnage exceeds his IQ.

That could get messy if his ride is a Locust.

[ProwlerPC]

Might be Lyran if your parents conceived you in the cockpit of an Atlas.

~PPC

[Dantioch]

Skadi, on 22 June 2012 - 05:25 PM, said:

What are these "awesomes" and "Hightlanders" you speak of, i only know of Atlas.

hi, thats the proof u r a lyran =

[ProwlerPC]

but the Highlander and the Scots are in the Lyran <insert weekly whichever> and it's my favourite......

You know you are a Lyran when you learned to pilot a Commando before learning to walk.

~PPC

[DeathDealer 6]

How did you know I watch that trailer repeatedly while screaming "Blue Fist of Death" at the screen?

(Starts looking for hidden cameras)

Is there something wrong with that?

ROFLMAO

and to continue on,

You might be a Lyran if your national symbol, the Steiner Fist, looks suspiciously like it came off an Atlas. You know us merchants, we're too cheap to spring for something original when we can buy a shinny new assault Mech.

Edited by DeathDealer 6, 17 July 2012 - 10:04 AM.

[Mordlum]

Chuckie, on 03 May 2012 - 04:55 AM, said:

Recon - (4) Awesomes
Assualt - (4) Atlases
Command - (4) Highlanders

Sound about right..?

I'd tend to go with all of them being Atlases, but that's just me.

[Brenden]

... If you were in your Atlas when suddenly, out of no where, a Kuritan Jenner runs past you, leaving you dumbstruck just long enough for it to unload some rockets and lasers into your back and run away.

[Wolf Hreda]

Leonidas Rommel, on 03 May 2012 - 04:48 AM, said:

I dont't know any respectable commander that would send only 1 Awesome as a scout mech. Why use one when you can use a company, that is also your assault team, that engages through recon by fire!

"We just shoot a whole lot, if you hear a loud clang, there's an enemy there... Or your autocannon's reloading. Just in case, shoot again."

[Driadon]

You might be a Lyran if you take your father's Pillager out for Sunday drives.

[rilianv]

Driadon, on 18 July 2012 - 07:36 PM, said:

You might be a Lyran if you take your father's Pillager out for Sunday drives.

Real Lyrans only ride in Atlas's. Pillagers are a mech of the st. ives compact

[Driadon]

rilianv, on 18 July 2012 - 07:44 PM, said:

Real Lyrans only ride in Atlas's. Pillagers are a mech of the st. ives compact

Regardless, if your father can afford a 'Mech that costs over 22 Million C-Bills for you to do your Sunday drives, then he might be a Lyran too

[Kaldrenborn]

You might be a Lyran if your second scout lance is full of Ares's.

[Brenden]

DustyHardtail, on 18 July 2012 - 08:49 PM, said:

You might be a Lyran if your second scout lance is full of Ares's.

*Smack* Ares are no longer considered Canon!
Now, you might be a Lyran if your Atlas gets damaged and you patch it up with C-Bills.

[rilianv]

DustyHardtail, on 18 July 2012 - 08:49 PM, said:

You might be a Lyran if your second scout lance is full of Ares's.

I'm going to pretend you never mentioned that

[Gattling Fenn]

You might be Lyran if your kid begs you for the keys to the Atlas to go on a date.

You might be Lyran if your coolant is actually pure champagne.

You might be Lyran if you refuse to fight clanners, purely on the grounds that their mechs are filthy and need to be washed.

You might be Lyran if you think a jenner is an exotic Kuritan delicacy.

You might be Lyran if you swapped out a rack of LRM ammo on your mech and replaced it with sausages.

You might be Lyran if Davion immediately brings to mind images of shields made entirely of meat.

[ChargerIIC]

You might be a lyran if your mechanized infantry platoons traded their APCs for Behemoth tanks

You might be a lyran if you light your cigars with flaming Kuritans

you might be a lyran if the capellean could have sworn that cigar was in his pocket a moment ago..

You might be lyran if your company refuses to engage any opponent that doesn't have a combined mass of at leat 1000 tons, an ready supply of beer, and at least 1 reporter

You might be a lyran if you've ever bet more than 3 mechs in a poker match

You might be a lyran if they weren't your mechs

You might be a lyran hero if they weren't your mechs, you bet them anyway, and delivered them when you lost.

You might be a lryan if anything in your cockpit contains the descriptor "Hand tooled leather"

You might be a lryan if the hulu girl in your cockpit has more than 100 Cbills worth of jewelry