334 replies to this topic

[rilianv]

any lyran who would dare pilot a charger for anything besides a distraction should be shot on the spot

[exiledangel]

you might be a lyran if you have a problem and c-bills are always the answer

you might be a lyran if you try to stand and deliver vs clans

you might be a lyran if you are asking the clan to come get you

you might be a lyran if you spend more time with your atlas then your wife

your wife might be lyran if she is washing your atlas in a bikini with money for rags

[rilianv]

you might be a lyran if you have an Atlas representing each regiment of the lyran commonwealth in your garage and you spend all your time wiping them down with a diaper

[Owl Vaughan]

you might be a Lyran if you go around smashing people with a big left-handed metal fist.

[Owl Vaughan]

You might be a Lyran if your favourite pet is an Atlas with auto pilot on a lead.

You might be a Lyran if you can complete most contracts in an Atlas with no legs.

Edited by Owl Vaughan, 07 July 2012 - 02:50 PM.

[Skadi]

rilianv, on 07 July 2012 - 09:48 AM, said:

you might be a lyran if you have an Atlas representing each regiment of the lyran commonwealth in your garage and you spend all your time wiping them down with a diaper

Vote Atlas for Archon!

(Warning:You might be Lyran if you vote Atlas.)

[Snowcaller]

Back in my Battletech tabletops days, i once made a 15 ton mech as an exercise in mech design.
You might be a Lyran if seeing it would cause you to enact a certain infamous scene from 'Scanners'.

[MadMarauder]

You might be a Lyran if your advance is stalled for more than a day while you try to figure out how to flank a bunker

[FaustianQ]

You might be a Lyran if you're convinced a lance of Commandos is just an Atlas with some assembly required.

Edited by FaustianQ, 08 July 2012 - 01:40 PM.

[Ubertron X]

[Owl Vaughan]

ATLAS GENTLEMECH IS AWESOME! That's my Archon hands down.

[Valantin]

You might be a lyran, if you can play guitar with a fist...
besides i would vote for Atlas (the gentlemech, damn cool)...

[Siegwald]

... you might be Lyran if you know the difference between Hausmacher and Thüringer Bratwurst.

[exiledangel]

you might be a lyran if you have a probleme and atlas is the answer to everyrthing

[MechRaccoon]

You might be a Lyran if you see a non-Atlas assault mech and suddenly feel confused.

[Dracol]

If you use an Atlas to go duck hunting, you might be a Lyran.

If you use Atlases as garden gnomes, you might be a Lyran.

[ChargerIIC]

You might be a Lyran if:

...You don't consider anything under 30 tons 'a valid target'
...You and your mech smoke the same brand of cigars
...Your Atlas mounts an emergency yacht
...Your regiment's APCs were stripped and retrofitted to 'Mobile Party Centers'
...You've ever responded to a Batchcall with the words "Suck" and "Sir" in the same sentence
...You correct Clanners on their grammar
...You've ever referred to the federated commonwealth as 'our less civilized brethren'
...You've loaned Uncle Chandy money
...You've ever joined a polo match via low orbital drop
...Your aide de camp pilots an atlas for mid-battle tea deliveries
...Your Battlemech has a swagger stick

[Serpent]

MekBeth, on 05 July 2012 - 12:08 PM, said:

You might be a Lyran if a light mech... wait a second. What is a light mech?

A light mech is an Atlas at half ammo.

[DeathDealer 6]

You might be a Lyran if when getting robbed by a mugger you haggle with him for the best thievery and exchange rates.

You might be a Lyran if you use an Assault Mech as a paperweight.

[DeathDealer 6]

ChargerIIC, on 10 July 2012 - 07:37 AM, said:

You might be a Lyran if:

...You don't consider anything under 30 tons 'a valid target'
...You and your mech smoke the same brand of cigars
...Your Atlas mounts an emergency yacht
...Your regiment's APCs were stripped and retrofitted to 'Mobile Party Centers'
...You've ever responded to a Batchcall with the words "Suck" and "Sir" in the same sentence
...You correct Clanners on their grammar
...You've ever referred to the federated commonwealth as 'our less civilized brethren'
...You've loaned Uncle Chandy money
...You've ever joined a polo match via low orbital drop
...Your aide de camp pilots an atlas for mid-battle tea deliveries
...Your Battlemech has a swagger stick

I'm a Lyran and I would like to respond to ChargerIIC's racial slurs:

Nothing under 35 tons is a valid target. Good for use as a stepping stone though or as a roller skate.

Me and my Mech do smoke the same cigars. All hand rolled from Solaris VII.

My Atlas never had a escape yacht but did have a kick butt sound system and very nice tactical operations center (TOC) with a long range com array.

APC? What's that? Oh you must mean those things we use for target practice.

Have used the words "suck" and "sir" in response to a batchall. Kept a cluster tied up for four months during the Coventry push by the Jade Falcons that way.

I don't correct Clanners on their gramar, I'm crazy not suicidal.

Have referred to the FC as our "lesser civilized brethren". It started one helluva a pub fight and I received a large bar tab to boot.

"Uncle Chandy" who?

I have never joined a polo match from orbital drop but have orbital dropped plenty. One word, Marine .

"Aide de Camp"? Oh you meant the retards in the rear with the gear. I wouldn't know, always too busy getting shot at.

Where can I get the aforementioned "Swagger" stick? Might go nicely with my Martial Arts Battlemech skill. Willing to try most things once and you never know, it might go nicely with my fuzzy dice .