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[Greyrook]

You might be a lyran if you can't remember the last time your piloted something able to exceed 50KPH

[MekBeth]

You might be a Lyran with Bavarian roots... if you like the idea of having a heatsink in your mechs head-section for the beer-dispenser.
(Special rule: Hitting that critical slot will destroy the dispenser. The pilot imediately gets "German Wut". This doubles his physical attack-damage but lowers his accuracy by 2).

Edited by MekBeth, 02 July 2012 - 02:44 AM.

[HANGMAN1962]

you mite be a lyran if a mech less then assualt class is consitered an act of treason!

[pipgamer]

you might be a lyran if you purchased the founders package

[sicky]

pipgamer, on 02 July 2012 - 03:22 AM, said:

you might be a lyran if you purchased the founders package

that one!

[pipgamer]

Oh and Lyran founders get 4 atlas scout mechs

[SOGNeon]

... if you would assassinate your own mother to get a job.
... if you think a 95 ton mech is an atlas without it's lyran pilot

[Ettibber]

SOGNeon, on 03 July 2012 - 07:04 PM, said:

... if you would assassinate your own mother to get a job.
... if you think a 95 ton mech is an atlas without it's lyran pilot

you forgot attempting to assassinate your fiancee.

[Valorcalls]

You might be a lyran if you think a support Mech is an atlas with some extra LRM ammo.

[iron610]

You might be a Lyran if you think an Atlas is a scout and a Raven is an assault mech.

Edited by iron610, 04 July 2012 - 05:26 PM.

[Calisrue]

You might be a Lyran if you don't understand why people make jokes about "Lyran scout lances"
You might be a Lyran if you are wondering when they will come out with a 120 ton Atlas variant.
You might be a Lyran if your dropship has to have Atlas's get out and push cause it's weighed down with Atlas's

[Mikhail Krisa]

Oshay, on 25 June 2012 - 02:00 AM, said:

You might be a Lyran if you use your 'Mech not to fight, but to impress noble ladies so you can get into their pants.

Back seat of a Camaro? Nah. Back seat of a Commando!

If you are a true Lyran, you realize the only way into a noble ladies pants is the back seat of your Atlas.

[MekBeth]

You might be a Lyran if a light mech... wait a second. What is a light mech?

[rilianv]

You might be a lyran if you bribe your enemy with an Overlord class dropship full of Atlases to leave the planet without a shot being fired.

[Brunhin Graywind]

Greyrook, on 25 June 2012 - 10:53 PM, said:

You might be a lyran if your commander's mech tonnage exceeds his IQ.

That doesnt work because it applies to most of the commanders in the Capellan Confederation as well...

but how about...
You might be a Lyran if you ever daydreamed of buying a jump jet large enough to enable your atlas to try that DFA move...

Edited by Brunhin Graywind, 05 July 2012 - 05:27 PM.

[Snowcaller]

MekBeth, on 05 July 2012 - 12:08 PM, said:

You might be a Lyran if a light mech... wait a second. What is a light mech?

Oh, you know...Battlemasters, Marauders, Warhammers...stuff like that^^

[MechRaccoon]

A. You use a Fafnir.

B. If you have an entire regiment's worth of Assault Mechs in your hangar and you don't share them at all.

C. If you bought a Legendary Founder's Pack.. for every single one of your friends, family, merc unit, (if you're in one) enemies, and any other people that you know. Also your cat.

D. If you have your own personal JumpShip.

E. STEINER SCOUTS!

[Snowcaller]

You might be a Lyran if you once sold a Banshee for being 'dangerously fast'

...or if upon seeing an Assassin you slip into a state of confused stupefaction...

...or if you can barely count to ten, but have no trouble with 80 to 100, as long as you work it out in 5's,

[rilianv]

you might be a lyran if your piloting an atlas and get dumbstruck when you run into a mech that ways less than 100 tons and cant believe someone would pilot anything other than an atlas

[MadMarauder]

Ich bin ein Steiner, was ist falsch mit dem?

Hey a charger IS a scout mech!!

Edited by MadMarauder, 05 July 2012 - 10:59 PM.